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Words with similar pronunciations in English

Someone collided with a foreigner.

If someone studies English hard, he will succeed in the end. One day, I accidentally bumped into a foreigner in the street and said, I'm sorry. Foreigners should say, I'm sorry, too After listening, someone said, I'm sorry, three people. The foreigner was puzzled and asked, What are you sorry for? Some people have no choice but to say, I'm sorry.

Interesting signs

Signs seen around the world

Cocktail lounge, Norway:

Ladies, please don't give birth in the bar.

At Budapest Zoo:

Please don't feed animals. If you have the right food, give it to.

Guard on duty

Roman doctor's office:

Experts in women and other diseases.

Acapulco Hotel:

The manager personally checked all the water supplied here.

In a restaurant in Nairobi:

Customer who thinks our waitress is rude and should see the manager.

On the Artie River Highway:

Please note that this road is impassable when this sign is underwater.

The poster of Kenkang Company reads:

Are you an illiterate adult? If so, we can help.

A sign on the automatic hand dryer in the bathroom:

Do not start with wet hands.

In Pumwani maternity ward:

Children are not allowed in.

In the cemetery:

No one is allowed to pick flowers from any place other than his own grave.

Rules and regulations of Tokyo Hotel:

Guests are asked not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviors in bed.

Paris Hotel Elevator:

Please leave your value at the front desk.

Yugoslav hotel:

It is the waitress's job to flatten underwear happily.

Japanese hotels:

You can use the waitress.

An advertisement for a dentist in Hong Kong:

The latest Methodist tooth has been pulled out.

A laundry in Rome:

Ladies, leave your clothes here and have a nice afternoon.

Czechoslovakia Travel Agency:

Take part in our riding city tour. We promise not to have an abortion.

Thai donkey riding advertisement:

Do you want to ride your ass?

Copenhagen air ticket office:

We take your bags and send them in all directions.