Who can tell me a "joking" joke?

Ma's cross talk is also one of Ma's most famous jokes.

This joke is a stand-up comedy, so it is not only a line, but also a narration with Tianjin flavor in Horse.

Mom: "honey, mom is busy. Where are the clothes hanging outside?" Don't let anyone steal it. If you need anything, call me. "

Baby: "hmm"

A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?"

Baby: "5 years old"

Thief: "What's your name?"

Baby: "My name is Xiaohu."

Thief: "Do you know me?"

Baby: "I don't know"

Thief: "Let's play together. My name is Doby. I'm teasing you. You call me, call me. "

Baby: "tease you"

Thief: "Good, great."

The thief took the clothes, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our coats."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "tease you"

Mother: "Take a good look."

The thief took the pants, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our pants."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "tease you"

Mother: "This child. I'll hit you later, don't scream. "

The thief took the quilt list, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our quilt list."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "tease you"

Mother: "This child. If you are dishonest, I will hit you. "

The thief left, and mother came out: "Where are our clothes?"

Baby: "Take it away."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "tease you"