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& gt& gt& gt Pig said, "My mother calls me a pig, which is nice!" "
& gt& gt& gt The dog said, "My mother calls me a puppy, which is nice!" "
& gt& gt& gt Chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" "
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& gt& gt& gt Rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" "
& gt& gt& gt Pig said, "I'm a son of a bitch!" "
& gt& gt& gt Chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" "
& gt& gt& gt The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" "
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& gt& gt& gt0 sparring partner said, "Outsiders call me zero sparring partner, which is nice!"
& gt& gt& gt65438 +0 sparring partner said, "It's good to have an outsider!"
& gt& gt& gt No.2 sparring partner said, "It's good for outsiders to call me the second escort!"
& gt& gt& gt No.3 sparring partner said, "You talk, let's go first!"
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& gt& gt& gt The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat. It's beautiful!" "
& gt& gt& gt The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice!" "
& gt& gt& gt Fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice!" "
& gt& gt& gt Bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!" "
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& gt& gt& gt Lang Ke said, "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"
The>& gt& gt samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"
The>& gt& gt expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "
& gt& gt& gt The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"
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& gt& gt& gt Jane Zhang said, "My fans say my idol is Ying."
& gt& gt& gt He Jie said, "My fans say my idol is Jay."
& gt& gt& gt said, "My fans who worship me say that my idol is Chang."
& gt& gt& gt Chris Lee said, "You talk, I'll go first!"
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The>& gt& gt advanced mathematics teacher said that I will teach advanced mathematics this semester.
The physics teacher at>& gt& gt University said: I taught at the University this semester.
& gt& gt& gt The analog electronics teacher said that I will teach analog electronics this semester.
& gt& gt& gt The socio-economic teacher said: You talk, I'll go first.
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& gt& gt& gt Peking University said: I am from Peking University.
& gt& gt& gt Tianjin University said: I am older.
& gt& gt& gt Shanghai University said: I went to college.
& gt& gt& gt Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!
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& gt& gt& gt General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man!
& gt& gt& gt General Fu said: I am just!
& gt& gt& gt General Zuo Quan said: I have this right!
& gt& gt& gt General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!
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& gt& gt& gt Minolta users say: We are beautiful women!
& gt& gt& gt Canon users say: We are beautiful!
Users of>& gt& gt Huaguang said: We are from China!
& gt& gt& gt Nikon users said: You chat, I'll go first!
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& gt& gt& gt Lao Zhang's door is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said: My door is a wooden door.
& gt& gt& gt Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said that my door is made of plastic.
& gt& gt& gt The door of Lao Wang's house is made of brick. Lao Wang said: My door is a brick door.
& gt& gt& gt Liu's door is made of steel. Lao Liu said: you talk, I'll go first!
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& gt& gt& gt Bai Yu said: My name is White.
& gt& gt& gt Emerald Jade said, my name is Jasper.
& gt& gt& gt Redjade said, My name is Redjade.
& gt& gt& gt Xing Yu said: You talk, I'll go first!
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The students of>& gt& gt Teachers College said: I am from Teachers College.
& gt& gt& gt The students of Railway Institute said: I am from "Iron Institute".
The students of>& gt& gt Vocational College said: I am from Vocational College.
Students from & gt& gt& gt Technical College said: You talk, I'll go first.
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