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What did Keigo Higashino's Strange Laughter Novel say?

Keigo Higashino believes that everyone is familiar with it.

The Japanese writer's mystery novels have long been at the forefront of China's reading lists, and more than 20 works have been adapted into TV dramas.

In particular, The Dedication of Suspect X won the 1 34th Naoki Award, the 6th mystery novel award, and the annual ranking of the three mystery novels was1.

The words in his long mystery novels are concise and refreshing, and the puzzles are not gorgeous and dazzling. Like a long black dress, it hides mystery and fascinates people under its simple appearance.

The collection of short stories to be recommended today, Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio, is far less famous than its brother. They are more like colorful short skirts, and the little things in life are full of fireworks, which make you laugh and think deeply with slightly exaggerated or extremely exaggerated expressions.

Yuji tram company

The crowded tram car is full of quiet faces and all kinds of dark and selfish psychological activities under the skin.

The window is like a picture frame, depicting all kinds of life.

Everyone's inner OS in the story comes from different occupations, different ages, different genders, different status and different mentality levels.

For example, as soon as an old lady who is qualified to sit in a love seat gets on the bus, someone closes her eyes and starts to take a nap. Some people pretend to read comics and never look up. The old-fashioned mother-in-law can only secretly spit in her heart.

Standing passengers scold all those who sit but don't give up their seats, because "if I had a seat, I would definitely give up my seat."

Office workers wearing condoms, young beauties in scantily clad clothes, and many peeping tom with lively eyes are always afraid to guess each other with the worst malice. After all, "it's all women's fault to wear revealing clothes", after all, "men in this era are dirty and vicious old men".

Of course, some people are lucky enough to sit in their seats, such as pregnant women. However, people around you are hostile eyes, so what? It is a matter of course to give your seat to a pregnant woman. I gave birth to a new life, which is a kind of loftiness.

And kept shouting, "I want to sit down! I want to sit down! " Xiong Haizi, until someone gave up his seat, must be the unremitting credit of his parents.

Xiong Haizi got the position of uncle, and also got the uncle's "sincere" praise and "cute fart" psychological evaluation.

Of course, people who rely on eyesight and hip strength are the best: look, there is a 20 cm seat! How to sit on a 50 cm ass, and what about the remaining 30 cm fat? Squeeze! Don't forget the persistence of your active thinking, so that you can squeeze the girl next to you out alive.

The final surprise of the story is that the so-called confession is spreading in the carriage, and perhaps a battle of "being yourself" is coming. ......

If you have experienced the disaster of a crowded bus or subway during rush hour, you will laugh when you see this short story.

These characters crowded in the same tram show the selfishness, greed, arrogance and shamelessness in human nature to the fullest, and at the same time vent their inner dissatisfaction. Worship grandma

A free ticket triggered a bloody case.

It's amazing. What made the old woman who fell to the ground in a car accident smile and get up at the blood station?

Is it a world-renowned exquisite porcelain touch or a serious shooting scene?

No, these aren't. This magical power comes from her gentle and affectionate idol-Kentaro Sugiyama.

This is the last scene of the story.

An obsessed groupie showed us the story of how an old woman who entered her lonely old age regained her youthful vitality.

A thrifty old woman named Maozi accidentally got a free concert ticket. After watching the premiere, she was completely infatuated with this "Chinese fir master".

At first, she would struggle a little because she was shy.

But her love for idols took her away, and she took out insurance money again and again to attend fan meetings, naturally bought new clothes and jewelry, and naturally spent money to dress herself up to see Master Sugiyama.

For the dream of idolization, the old woman would rather chew the free toast she got from the bakery, and would rather rack her brains to save money in all other places than idolize.

Until one day, the landlord found her fainted in the apartment due to severe malnutrition and sent her to the hospital.

But she sneaked out while the doctor was not looking, because the recital of Master Sugiyama was about to begin.

On the way, she was knocked down by a speeding car, so there was the scene described above-she stood up with a smile.

However, at this moment, her owner came not with deep affection and tenderness, but was frightened by the 70-year-old woman's gorgeous makeup like a mummy. When she stood up, she sat down completely, wet her pants and couldn't move. ...

In the story, Keigo Higashino describes the grandiose mentality and crazy behavior of fans very truly, and also describes the contrast between the stars on and off the stage very well.

In real life, idolization has become the belief of some people, just like an empty sunflower always needs to find its sun, just like my heart will be slightly sad without Eddie Peng Yuyan Swift.

Dongye, on the other hand, turned the story into a sentence: "Wake up, brain-dead vermicelli!" " "

Shetai community

This is a farce of house slaves and an absurd fable.

In the early morning, residents of Baijintai Community found a body of unknown origin.

With the gathering of more and more people, faced with this dangerous flying thing in the world, everyone unanimously agreed and made an incredible decision:

Don't call the police, just throw the body into Heiqiu Town, the neighborhood next door.

There seems to be a good reason for their actions: when bodies are found in the community, house prices will fall!

The four of them stumbled all the way, constantly spitting out real estate companies, building schools and building commercial streets, all of which were cowhide and tricks.

After driving into the dark town of Heiqiu, in order to be found early, they found a conspicuous place to throw away the body and left.

However, in the evening, they did not see the news of the body of Heiqiu Town as scheduled.

Wondering, the next morning, the body returned to their community. The reason can be imagined.

So in this way, people from two communities left a wild corpse beside them, leaving it scattered and restless.

The two sides began a head-on conflict, and the war lasted for several days until there were no bones left.

At this time, the female TV reporter reported happily: This is the annual football match between Platinum Town and Heiqiu Town. ...

House prices, I believe that when you talk about this word, most ordinary people will be depressed.

This novel was written shortly after Japan's bubble economy burst, but as the author said, similar stories will still be staged somewhere, but there should be no corpses everywhere. In addition to the above three articles, there are six stories, which are also short and pithy and thought-provoking. A brief introduction won't be too dramatic.

"Once Dad":

Anyway, dad wants his son to be a professional baseball player. He started devil training at the age of three. Can his son really stand on the mound of his dreams?

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Initiated by a group of teachers, the graduates of that year were invited to attend the class meeting, but the topic in the meeting developed in an unexpected direction. ...

Super civet cat theory;

Some people firmly believe that all supernatural phenomena in the world are pranks of "super civet cats" and have a heated debate with researchers on TV. ...

Play a sumo contest on an uninhabited island;

When a ship sank to the bottom of the sea, a group of survivors drifted to an uninhabited island.

The days of waiting for help are boring. A stranger with years of sumo wrestling in his head broadcasts the game like a radio.

This has become the only entertainment for a group of people-listening to the game, betting on winning or losing, and winning food.

Where there is gambling, there is insider. How did it end? This is the end of a cold joke. The struggle of human nature and the brain programmed like a machine have some kind of chemical action, and the "radio" is broken.

A wisp of incense for grandpa;

Grandpa, who lives alone, accepts the experiment of rejuvenation. How can skinny old people pass the love-hate test of young years again in their twilight years?

Animal family:

If all the people around you are animals, foxes, hyenas and civet cats … what do you think you are?

Maybe everyone has their own animal attributes. When quantitative change causes qualitative change, there is no so-called bottom line. A very heavy story, worthy of reflection. Strange Laughter Novel is a different attempt by Keigo Higashino, which makes people feel "different Keigo Higashino" after reading it.

The author successfully used the literary expression of black humor to thoroughly criticize and satirize the real society.

These short stories may also make us mistakenly think that life is just a chicken feather, but we don't have to be afraid, because life brings us not only laughter, but also deep thinking.

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