A short and funny self-introduction A short and humorous self-introduction

1. Hello everyone, what kind of person am I? It's hard to say. I just know that the person I am today cannot be compared to the person I was in the past. I am a perfectionist and romantic.

2. I am usually afraid of the dark, so I dare not stay in strange and uninhabited places. Because of this, I don’t dare to watch horror movies. I am a guy who rarely gets angry in front of my friends. I want to know everyone who lives on earth. Except for people who are not polite and have no cultivation.

3. I am a person who cannot be cool. If you and I meet by chance, please don’t be surprised or doubtful when I smile silly at you. I might think of something funny. Now I speak long stories rather than short stories; I speak short stories longer. I am only friendly to my friends. If we are destined to meet again, we will meet again if we are not destined to meet again.