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Classic Quotations of Beauty Computing

1, incorrect words, flashing eyes, Uber at first glance! 2, women have nothing, but they can't live without youth!

But I know that when I dream of her, my heart is warm, my mouth slightly rises, and my smile seems to bloom only for her.

4. Isn't it? Leaving the bride on the wedding night is rare in the world. And we follow Lv Hou to do intensive cultivation, even if it is done well, it may not be promising. But following the king is different. He is not only a good husband, but also a beauty queen in the future. After walking with beautiful women for a long time, I naturally learned some fur. Beauty, I really don't deserve such praise. But I want to remind you that you and I both have relatives in Lv Hou's hands. If there is a good thing, we will not worry about prosperity, but what about them?

In this life, I am the emperor, and I am eager to respond. Even wearing brocade and drinking nectar can't warm my cold heart.

6. Between loving and being loved, I always choose love. Because that feeling is unforgettable, it comes from my heart and my life.

7. I said you were not only plain-looking, but also stupid. I finally entered the palace, so I went to see my parents first. How can I go to your place first?

8. You are such a fool. Three thousand harem beauties, you only drank a gourd ladle this time. In my heart, only you are my queen, and you are the only queen; Important things can be discussed at any time, but what's the point of being an emperor without small fish? Fish, I don't want anything now, just be a pair of happy immortals.

9. At that time, you cleared the stone, I played the piano for the crescent moon, you danced, and the pear vortex laughed.

10, the beautiful image of a woman, haunted by dreams, ran into plain clothes like a fairy, but I tried to see her clearly, but I couldn't.

1 1, Wuer, don't be born in the emperor's house in the afterlife, and don't come to your mother again.

12, because of you, the cold palace has a little warmth.

13, you are just a fish seller, who told you to sell yourself!

14. On the Naihe Bridge, smoke fills the air. Even if you have drunk Meng Po Tang, you should remember your appearance.

15, Empress put all her eggs in one basket this time. If all this is told to the Empress, Zhou Yafu will be detained if he doesn't leave Chang 'an, and his life is dying. If you don't tell the empress all this, I'm sorry for her trust over the years. General Zhou, if we don't do this, we may one day walk out of this besieged place. The sky is high and vast, and we can forget everything. If, unfortunately, there is no if. General Zhou and Empress, I'll see you in the afterlife!

16. From the moment I met him, I decided to protect him. I will protect him all my life, even if I give my life. The empress dowager empress carefully trained me, but only regarded me as her weapon. But he doesn't know that the most powerful weapon is love; Only love can trap me in this world.

17, it is understandable that people do some harmful things to survive, but it is not worth forgiving!

18, in this world, only love can trap me. I leave the king to you. I give my life to you and take good care of Dai Wang for me. Please.

19, I live to wait for this day, waiting to escort you. Don't cry, your eyes are not good, and I don't know anything about your every move. This is my only pleasure for more than ten years. I have never been so eager for him to get better soon, not for him, but for you. One step late, one step in this life, one step in the next life, I can't catch you.

20. In this world, only love can trap me.

2 1, I won't give you to anyone, including God and Liu Heng. Please walk with me for a while, even if it's only a short time, even if you give me time to forget you, ok? When I first learned about the disease, I didn't want you to go away. I don't want you to help me when I turn around. I have nothing but you in such a big Jiaofang Temple.

22, that is, no matter in any environment, don't forget your original appearance, learn to be patient and learn to converge.

23. Don't forget the consequences for being quick.

24. In the afterlife, let's be human beings in the afterlife and share life and death. At that time, you were a fallen flower and I was a female teacher.

25. In such a big Jiaofang Temple, I have nothing but you.

26. I have been smart all my life. How can I give birth to a fool like you?

27. Never forget your original appearance under any circumstances, learn to be patient and learn to converge. Don't forget the consequences for a moment's quickness. Gold always shines, but yellow sand cannot hide the luster of pearls. Wait until one day, when you look back. You will find that you have left behind not only pain and happiness, but also many other things.

I don't want him to die with me. I thought everything was providence, but I didn't think it was man-made. Beauty, since you chose to follow Daiwang, why didn't you tell me and let me follow your choice? What will you do with me? I didn't expect that time can really change everything. If only you were the same as you were in Yongxiang! At the beginning, you could give your heart to an obscure Ah Ch 'ou. Why don't you believe that Ah Ch 'ou will give you his heart? You still don't believe me, do you? I will prove it to you. You see, if my heart is still on Lv Hou, as long as I keep blowing this whistle, the horse will be useless even in the country. Now you should trust me.

29. Although I am neither beautiful nor ugly, I thank God for giving me such ugly skin and keeping me away from the hustle and bustle of the palace and staying alone in the courtyard. This is what many women in the palace want to have. Although I have no power, I am free; Although it is always laughed at, it is better than fighting in the palace.

30. Keeping a man's heart is not by beauty, not by virtue, but by understanding his heart.

3 1. If you die, our king will crush the whole Chang 'an.

32. How can there be no bumps between husband and wife? We always want to spend our lives together. After such a good day, there is nothing to lose.

33. What happened? I have no strength at all. Beauty, beauty, why are you doing this? If you choose the king, how do you know I won't choose you?

I must give her happiness. If not, I'll take her away.

35, weak water 3 thousand, I only take one spoon, my spoon is you.

36. I live to wait for this day and escort you.

37. Even if I am in a dark whirlpool, as long as you are there, my heart is not lonely. Because of you, the floating heart has a place.

38. Because I don't want to see my man in other people's rooms.

39. Empress's style is overbearing and fierce, but why can't she keep her man's heart?

40. Why are you so kind to me? I'm just an ugly ordinary imperial secretary who knows nothing. You envy me? Freedom? Don't you think these two words are too extravagant for women in the palace? You are great, but I don't believe there will be feelings between women in the harem. Take me where?

4 1, hold your hand, grow old with your son, and be good to you every day. You are an ancient temple, and I am a blue lamp.

42. In my life, I have been an emperor, and a huge palace, no matter how beautiful and elegant, is not what I want.

General Zhou, I'm sorry. The reunion festival was supposed to be spent with my sweetheart, but I dragged it here. I don't believe it, general. You are so excellent, how can you not have a sweetheart? What can't be erased from your memory?

44. Thank God for letting me meet you. My heart is no longer floating. Thank you for keeping the agreement of previous lives. You arrived as scheduled, neither early nor late.

45. Don't forget the consequences for being quick. Gold always shines, but yellow sand cannot hide the luster of pearls.

46. If I was still in power, how could I make you suffer so much?

47. If you have a soft spot, a single word is expensive.

48. He is gone, but his inheritance is still there, and his breath is still there.

49. Whoever dares to read Ai Jia's jokes will turn Ai Jia into a joke!

50. I also swear to heaven that this life will only belong to the king, and I will never give up.

5 1, that is Ai Jia's eternal life.

Quotations from classic lines of beauty calculation

1. Wait until one day, when you look back. You will find that you have left behind not only pain and happiness, but also many other things. I know I will always be attached to you, so I beg in front of the Buddha.

3. In the afterlife, we will be human beings in the afterlife and share life and death.

4. On the Naihe Bridge, smoke fills the air. Even if you have drunk Meng Po Tang, you should remember your appearance.

In this life, I am the emperor. Even if the palace is magnificent, it is not the paradise I want.

6. In my life, I have been an emperor, and a huge palace, no matter how beautiful and elegant, is not what I want.

7. In this life, I am the emperor, and I am eager to respond. Even wearing brocade and drinking nectar can't warm my cold heart.

He is gone, but his inheritance is still there, and his breath is still there.

9. Weak water 3 thousand, I only take one spoon, and my spoon is you.

10. I must give her happiness. If not, I'll take her away.

1 1. Because I don't want to see my man in other people's rooms.

12. I live to wait for this day and escort you.

13. In such a big Jiaofang Temple, I have nothing but you.

14. Whoever dares to read Ai Jia's jokes will turn him into a joke!

15. Wuer, don't be born in the royal family in the afterlife, and don't come to your mother again.

16. My Dou Fangyi has been very clever all his life. How could he give birth to a fool like you?

17. Because of you, the cold palace has a little warmth. Beauty's calculation

18. Even in the dark whirlpool, as long as you are there, my heart will not be lonely. Because of you, the floating heart has a place. Beauty's calculation

19. It is impossible for a husband and wife to have no bumps and bumps. We have to walk with each other all our lives. Having such a good life every day, male and female servants have nothing to lose. Dou's honey trap

20. What happened? I have no strength at all. Beauty, beauty, why are you doing this? If you choose the king, how do you know I won't choose you? Beauty's calculation

2 1. I must give her happiness, if not, then I will take her away. Beauty's calculation

22. If I was still in power, how could I make you suffer so much? Beauty's calculation

23. I've been smart all my life. How can I give birth to a fool like you? Beauty's calculation

24. This is the end of loneliness in Ai Jia. Beauty's calculation

I don't want him to die with me. I thought everything was providence, but I didn't think it was man-made. Beauty, since you chose to follow Daiwang, why didn't you tell me and let me follow your choice? What will you do with me? I didn't expect that time can really change everything. If only you were the same as you were in Yongxiang! At the beginning, you could give your heart to an obscure Ah Ch 'ou. Why don't you believe that Ah Ch 'ou will give you his heart? You still don't believe me, do you? I will prove it to you. You see, if my heart is still on Lv Hou, as long as I keep blowing this whistle, the horse will be useless even in the country. Now you should trust me. Beauty's calculation

26. General Zhou, I'm sorry. The reunion festival was supposed to be spent with my sweetheart, but I dragged it here. I don't believe it, general. You are so excellent, how can you not have a sweetheart? What can't be erased from your memory? Beauty's calculation

27. I also swear to God that this life will only be owned by Daiwang, and I will never leave the "honey trap" for life.

28. You are such a fool. Three thousand harem beauties, you only drank a gourd ladle this time. In my heart, only you are my queen, and you are the only queen; Important things can be discussed at any time, but what's the point of being an emperor without small fish? Fish, I don't want anything now, just be a pair of happy immortals. Beauty's calculation

29. Why are you so kind to me? I'm just an ugly ordinary imperial secretary who knows nothing. You envy me? Freedom? Don't you think these two words are too extravagant for women in the palace? You are great, but I don't believe there will be feelings between women in the harem. Take me where? Beauty's calculation

30. Although I am neither beautiful nor ugly, I thank God for giving me such ugly skin and keeping me away from the noise in the palace and staying alone in the courtyard. This is what many women in the palace want to have. Although I have no power, I am free; Although it is always laughed at, it is better than fighting in the palace. Beauty's calculation

3 1. Zhou Yafu: Your curiosity is too strong. According to my years of experience, there are two possibilities. First, you are a masterpiece; Second, you like one of us. Are you the first or the second? Xueyuan: What if I am the first one? Zhou Yafu: Then I'll kill you and I won't live. It is my duty as a general to kill you, but it was my idea not to live. Of course, I don't know how I got this idea. Are you the first or the second? Xueyuan: I am the second kind, because I like a person, and that person's name is Zhou Yafu. Beauty's calculation

32. This palace is impersonal. If I take your clothes, I will naturally do things for you. I don't want to work for you, so I won't take your clothes. You really have no goal.

33. Women have nothing but youth! Beauty's calculation

34. Just don't forget your original appearance under any circumstances, learn to be patient and learn to converge. Beauty's calculation

35. I said that you are not only plain-looking, but also stupid. I finally entered the palace, so I went to see my parents first. How can I go to your place first? Princess Guantao's Calculation of Beauty

36. In this world, only love can trap me. I leave the king to you. I give my life to you and take good care of Dai Wang for me. Please. The beautiful calculation of qingning

37. You are just a fish seller, who told you to sell yourself! Beauty's calculation

38. Beauty is like a scorpion.

It is understandable to do something harmful for people's survival, but it is not worth forgiving!

40. Empress's style is overbearing and fierce, but why can't she keep her man's heart?

4 1. At that time, you were clearing the stone, I played the piano for the crescent moon, you danced, and the pear vortex smiled.

42. On the Naihe Bridge, smoke fills the air. Even if you have drunk Meng Po Tang, you should remember your appearance.

43. Keep a man's heart, not by beauty or virtue, but by understanding his heart.

44. I also swear to heaven that this life is only owned by Dai Wang and I will never give up.

45. In the afterlife, we will be human beings in the afterlife and live and die together. At that time, you were a fallen flower and I was a female teacher.

46. Hold your hand, grow old with your son, and be good to you every day. You are an ancient temple, and I am a blue lamp.

47. Don't forget the consequences for being quick. Gold always shines, but yellow sand cannot hide the luster of pearls.

48. Even in the dark whirlpool, as long as you are there, my heart will not be lonely. Because of you, the floating heart has a place.

49. The beautiful image of a woman haunts me. When she attacked plainclothes, she was like a fairy. I tried to see her clearly, but I couldn't.

50. But I know that when I dream of her, my heart is warm, my mouth slightly rises, and my smile seems to bloom only for her.

5 1. I play the piano, you dance, and pear vortex smiles. I play, you polish and smile. I was hurt, you took medicine, and Yingying shed tears. I'm in charge, you're on the side, waiting silently. Because of you, the cold palace has a little warmth. Because of you, the floating heart has a place. Weak water 3 thousand, I only take one spoon, and my spoon is you. Even if we were born in the imperial family, we should create a story and a miracle, okay?

You said: Even if I am in a dark whirlpool, as long as I have you, my heart will not be lonely.

53. I said: Thank God, let me meet you, my heart is no longer floating, thank you for observing the agreement of previous lives, and your arrival came as scheduled, neither too early nor too late.

54. Iraqis have been with them ever since.

55. These horses are necessary for the king's success. I have no choice, otherwise it will be exposed. With my skill, it should not be difficult to escape from the Huns, but what should I do in the future? Daiguo will definitely not go back. What about you? I don't want to part with you. Don't you always ask me, is it first or second? Now I can tell you that it is the second type. Because I like someone, and that person's name is Zhou Yafu.

Classic Quotations of Gongxin Ji

1, Liu Sanhao: Good intentions are rewarded, good words are not afraid to say, and good deeds are not afraid to do.

Yao Jinling: If I hit you, I will call you. Do we have to choose a date?

3. Liu Sanhao: Be kind, but have a clear conscience.

Liu Sanhao: Let's talk less. There is nothing to say when quarreling.

5. Yao Jinling: Climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix.

6. Yi Lee: I never talk about justice in the palace, but only the way to survive.

7. Yao Jinling: The coffin is also very comfortable to sleep. Aren't you going to sleep?

8. Yi Lee: Thinking is the only way to survive in a land of right and wrong.

9. Liu Sanhao: Do good deeds, say good words and be a good person.

10, Ruan Cuiyun: Marriage is like fog, and kindness flows with the water.

1 1, Zhong: We share weal and woe for four consecutive years.

12, Zhong: Kill the weeping grave, the snake is in the mouth.

13, Liu Sanhao: Sugar lotus seeds are bitter but sweet.

14, Empress Dowager Guo: Sister wants to borrow your sister.

15, Yao Jinling: I will hit you if I hit you. Do we have to choose a date?

16, Cai Shanggong: You don't ask for faults, and you don't ask for merits.

17, Zhong: Don't you have anything from others? How can you be upright if you are not upright?

18, Cai shanggong: where, what kind of people, what kind of words.

19, monk: With his pure heart, the world is a Buddhist country: there is always a place to live.

20. Gao Xianyang: The way to make friends is to treat each other with sincerity; Brotherhood is more expensive than anything else.

2 1, Yao Jinling: You are Liu Sanhao, and I am Yao Sanfen. Tolerate three points in everything, put down three points and retreat three points.

22. Zhong: Remember, if I have any requirements in the future, you must never say no.

23. Zhong: Your biggest mistake is to guess people's minds. Your experience is still shallow, so you can make use of it.

24. BU Jixiang: We are a family, with two pots and three pairs of chopsticks, in a place of four directions, five blessings.

25, the official is willing to take one point, and the people get ten points; If you can bear hardships, the people will appreciate you.

26. Empress Dowager Guo: As the head of the four governments, you can't rest on your laurels. Try to cultivate new people, inject vitality into it and give it a new look.

27. Yi Lee: A gentleman should be able to endure and do. You can't give up even in the face of adversity. Bitter, sweet.

28. Ruan Cuiyun: Everything is fate, and others are nothing special. I am willing to do anything today. One person's pain is better than two.

29. Yao Jinling: Do good deeds, say good words and be kind to good people, but make every effort to stop bad people. You can protect yourself before you protect him.

30. Li Yitai: Be patient for a while and don't move. A gentleman should be patient and do it. You can't give up even in the face of adversity. Bitter, sweet.

3 1, Ruan Cuiyun: If you think you are complacent because you got a few compliments from your host, you are naive. There are rewards and punishments. One moment is cake, and the next moment can be arsenic. If I were you, I would plan ahead and think about how to do my next job first, because if you do well this time, my master will ask you to do better next time.

Classic quotations from four beauties

1, I was you yesterday, are you me today?

2. What's wrong with getting drunk? What's the use of waking up?

3, mourning for the grass, fearing the beauty of the night, nine days as evidence, what can I expect!

Do you remember what your own task is?

If I am naive enough to fight Quan Xian, I will fight against Heaven.

6, sighing in the sky, suffering from self-burial; But to seek an afterlife and get married.

7. A beautiful monarch has a beautiful government, and a beautiful government has a beautiful people. By then, all the people in the world will be beautiful.

8. Mochow is your reality, and Shan Gui is just your dream.

9. Why should I be afraid of Qiang Qin if the Chu State, from the monarch down to the courtiers and people all over the world, is prepared for danger in times of peace and self-reflection?

10, Qu Yuan is willing to die nine times without regret.

1 1, if you can't even avenge your blood, how can you be king of the world?

12, Shan Gui, Shan Gui, did you come to this world as a Mochow girl, or did Mochow girl come to my dream as you?

13. Does this Chu State belong to his family or my bear family?

14, you are not that spirit anymore! You tell me who I am!

15, the soul is delicious, the soul is delicious.

16, Ling Jun, how big your heart is, you can share your worries for cuckoo.

17. If you really love someone, there is no room for others in your heart, even if there is one more person.

18, even with you, why worry about not dying!

19, Xiong Huai, he failed the world first, so this king will do justice for heaven.

20. All I can think about is Mochow, and I can't tolerate others any more.

2 1, there is only one person in this life, this heart and this body.

22. The world has changed, Chu has changed, and now even this orchid garden has changed, but I haven't.

23. You can't take Mochow away, and you can't find Shan Gui.