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After studying Confucian classics, the Monkey King became a Buddha. Why didn't Pig Bajie and Friar Sand become Buddhas?
In addition, the Monkey King was the first apprentice to join the Buddhist scriptures team, with high qualifications, active and eye-catching, no worries about labor, and leadership and command ability. Most importantly, he has been trying to get close to the power center. Whether he is a paradise in the western world or a fairy in the sky, he has been in contact with senior leaders for three days and has accumulated a lot of contacts.
The Monkey King, on the way to learn the scriptures, is exquisite in all directions. At first, he always asked Guanyin Bodhisattva for help. Later, when he got on the line with the Tathagata, he abandoned the bodhisattva and went directly to find the Tathagata. But seeing that the road to learning from the Buddhist scriptures was approaching the Western Heaven, he stopped looking for the Tathagata, but began to seek the help of Heaven and began to sell the face of Heaven. I have to say that these 500 years of imprisonment have not been in vain! Pig, his problem is obvious, that is, his enthusiasm is not enough.
Friar Sand has the strangest problem and the deepest water. As we all know, Friar Sand's descent into the world was miserable. Once a month, he wants to cut his heart out with a sharp knife, which is terrible. He seems to have committed an unforgivable crime. But what is this crime? Just "accidentally broke the glass lamp", as the saying goes, how can you not wet your shoes if you often walk on the shore? There is something wrong with serving dishes and handing bowls, which is not normal. How did you get such a big punishment?
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