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Winter vacation homework just finished it, that's right.

Attach all the answers.

Winter vacation life's Reference Answers for Grade Five Chinese in Primary Schools (Part)

Second pages

Five, happy reading

1, crossing, stepping, drilling and squeezing. There are many customers in the shop, and I really want to read books.

It highlights my desire for books and knowledge.

When I read comic books in online bookstore, I realized this kind of happiness and fear.

Sixth, I got the news.

"study hard": reading is good for you; "good reading": like reading; "Read good books": read useful books.

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Third, the word solitaire.

Hard work-soft blood-combining rigidity with softness-helping the poor.

Show your talents-unarmed-ironclad-beautiful scenery

Sorrow-family happiness-long life and happiness-all is well.

Long time-meet again after a long separation-turn good luck into good luck-good luck

Fourth, sentence paradise, write sentences as required.

Only by reading more extracurricular books can we improve our Chinese.

After the winter vacation, I will not only go to Beijing, but also to Qingdao.

I have borrowed almost all the literature books in this small library.

Almost all the literary books in this small library have been borrowed by me.

You won't leave home just because you are familiar with everything at home.

Eating is the need of physical growth, and reading is the need of spiritual growth. To grow up, one should not only eat, but also read.

Fourth pages

Five, live learning and use

1, friend; Hometown; Books can bring us a warm feeling.

(1) nutrition; Books can enrich our minds. (2) ladders; Books can make us progress. (3) ships; Books can broaden our horizons.

A good teacher can help us accumulate knowledge and understand life.

Sixth, oral communication

Zhang Hua, the teacher asked us to write a review these days. I want to read that book again. Have you finished reading it?

One of my classmates, Zhang Hua, borrowed that book from me. Have you finished reading it?

Story of the Water Margin

Timely rain-Song Jiang; Dragon-Sun Erniang; Desperate Saburo-Shi Xiu;

White stripes in the waves-Zhang Shun; Zong Tai, a Pacific warrior.

Fifth pages

Third, make sentences according to the sentence patterns of the underlined sentences below.

The teacher's classroom; A sea of fish; A bird with wings.

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Fourth, reading comprehension.

1, carved, sure enough.

2, boring, pitiful, anxious, regardless, still, just.

3. Expenses: costs and expenses; Light: Only, single.

5. Read more, write more and write more.

Five, a small tinker

Fragrant; One; Pink; Stage; Yang; Brush; Be careful; It's beautiful.

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Second, I can sing the antonyms of the following words.

Accidental-inevitable preservation-destruction and withering-flowering

Rare-ordinary cherish-waste kindness-majesty

4. Sit in the right place and fill in the blanks with words.

1, noisy; 2, wrinkles; 3. Views and opinions; 4. Comments and suggestions; 5. Suggestions.

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Five, happy reading

1, p, partial, in, 9; R, soft, wood, 5.

2. Ground floor, planting and drifting.

3. bend over (body).

4. Little Joe's body.

6. Interesting crossword puzzles

mouth

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Third, finish the poem and choose a sentence you like to appreciate.

1, the desert is lonely and straight, and the long river falls in yen. 2, the moon, now full of the sea, the end of the world at this time.

3. The fog in Yungu and Menggu enveloped Yueyang City. How vast the world is, how close the trees are to heaven, and how close the moon is to the water! .

5. Birds fly high and close, and go alone. 6. The stars tilt down from the open space, and the moon runs from the upper reaches of the river.

7. The steps are dotted with green grass in spring, and birds are chirping happily under the leaves.

The vast desert is lonely, and the Yellow River sets the yen. The poem describes the flatness and vastness of the desert and the long river, thus depicting a magnificent scenery of nature beyond the Great Wall.

Call a friend and write synonyms with the words in the following sentences.

1, strange; 2. Only cherish; 3, probably; 4. Special; 5. Annex; 6. dry.

5. Make a makeover and rewrite the sentences as required.

1, the wind messed up the old man's silver hair.

2. The white linen is embroidered with bloody plum blossoms.

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Six, writing poetry and painting

Song, Wang Anshi, separated by a river, flourished and disappeared.

Seven, good at observation.

"B, just, just" was changed to "B, single-minded".

1, specific (specific); 2. Echo each other (first); 3, a blockbuster (once);

4. Equal treatment (same); 5. As always (thoroughly).

What did the nerd lose?

rude

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First, the Happy Dictionary

1, good at; 2. enjoy; 3. In addition, there are other things; 4. Overlapping is the same as "Yue … Yue".

Second, the eyes are golden.

Zheng-Zheng; Like-sick; Wax-wax; Luan-love; Bag-bag; Forced to stand.

Third, word inventory.

1, rot; 2. outdated; 3. rich; 4. Relax.

Fourth, the little judge

1、√; 2、×; 3、√;

Five, punch line

1, just like sweet honey, people want to smell it when they smell it.

2. Like in a steamer.

3. Like a broken bead.

Sixth, write and draw.

Dead vines and old trees faint crows, small bridges and flowing water, old roads and thin horses, sunset, heartbroken people on the horizon.

Seven, wisdom to save the hometown

"Your Majesty, I ask you to order the destruction of Leip Shaq."

Arima

February-Plum Blossom-When the mountain flowers are in full bloom, she laughs in the bushes.

March-Peach Blossoms-Peach Blossoms outside the bamboo, the duck prophet in spring water heating.

June-Lotus-The next day, the lotus leaves are infinitely blue, and the lotus flowers reflect the sunshine in a different color.

September-chrysanthemums-the west wind is rustling all over the courtyard, and cold butterflies are hard to come by.

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First, the eyes are clear.

1, body flooding; 2, blue basket, round; 3. Hong-Hong; 4. Respect-respect, respect-respect.

Second, the same result.

1, dense; 2. hurry; 3. take it.

Third, the eyes are golden.

1, culture; 2. Feelings; 3, pull a long face; 4. selfish.

Fourth, a little imitation show

1, no matter how bumpy the road ahead is, I will go ahead and never back down.

If I could go back in time, I wouldn't do it like before.

I saw my new TV set as soon as I got home.

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V. American languages * * *

1. Work hard in obscurity.

2. White snow flowers, green lakes and golden wheat waves.

3. Love for green leaves.

Sixth, oral communication

"hello! Is it Tingting? I am Fangfang. "

"Tingting in? I have something urgent to find her. "

"I want Tingting to help me repair my computer."

"Thank you!"

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Third, the word "ran" blooms.

Oil; All; Public; Sudden; Hector; Thai; Ann; Hey; Darkness; Meng.

Fourth, the wonderful hand rejuvenates

1, Children's Day is our happiest day.

2. Our school has carried out the activity of doing good deeds like Lei Feng.

3. After listening to the introduction of the experience of No.3 student, I was greatly inspired.

5. Fill in the form.

Sixteen, two thousand, forty thousand, seventeen, ten, four, ten, seven thousand, thirty, fifty.

Column number, example.

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Sixth, small designers.

Whales; Whale habits, whale legends, whale status quo.

Seven, show your talent

Heat-absorbing glass makes your winter no longer cold.

Send couplets

Flower shop; Bank; Hotel; Bookstore; Clothing store; Hospital.

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Third, the enemy and I are clearly defined.

1, injury: synonym (danger) antonym (protection)

2, close: synonym (affectionate) antonym (cold)

3. Exquisite: Synonym (smooth) antonym (rough)

4. Trust: Synonym (trust) and antonym (doubt)

Fourth, sentence heaven

1, hedgehog huddled up.

Naughty Xiaoming always likes to go fishing in the river in the west of the village.

We insisted on planting trees and turned this place into a green park.

4. The heartbeat is as fast as thousands of drums.

Two cups of hot green tea and a small dish of peanuts were sent by the comrades in the duty room.

The comrades in the duty room sent two cups of hot green tea and a small dish of peanuts.

6, the girl's thick long hair, covered in a cage.

7, Jasper, many-hued, lush business.

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Fifth, interesting reading.

1, the value of honesty

2, doing business, if the products are cheap and good, the business will be prosperous (prosperous).

3. Do things with credibility.

4, honesty-Lu Xun.

Six, a small tinker

He weighs about four or five times and is covered in green hair.

(2) slowly leisurely, bobbing, very cute.

(3) shook his head.

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Second, the word corridor.

It is dotted with ingenuity and can't be used up.

Depressed, ecstatic, different, talkative

1, dotted line; Overjoyed; Chatter endlessly; I can't help it

I got 100 in this exam. I am ecstatic.

Fourth, make a makeover

1, that's the house.

2. Flowers bloom in spring. Winter jasmine blooms, magnolia blooms, begonia blooms, peony blooms, bees fly around excitedly, and there is a vibrant scene everywhere.

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Five, happy reading

1, greed.

2. Man is a creature who rules the world by thinking and wisdom.

3. Care for life and protect birds.

Birds are natural enemies of pests and friends of human beings.

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Second, the icing on the cake.

Fragrance; Huge; Be careful; Noble and clean; Smart; Seriously; Handsome; Magical; Safe.

Third, the collection of vocabulary.

Without hesitation; Heavy rain; Can write and draw; Be careful; Broken wire;

Safe and sound; Beyond dispute; It goes without saying; Stand straight.

It's raining cats and dogs, without hesitation, carefully and safely.

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V. American * * * Awards

3. Compared with peach, pomegranate and apple, the purpose is to highlight the spiritual quality of peanut's obscurity and selfless dedication.

5, people can't just look beautiful, but also have real skills.

Summarize the full text and sublimate the theme.

Sixth, reading comprehension.

The most common and simple is often the most precious and critical.

idiom

Leadership; Zhiduoxing; Moderator; Prisoner; Miser; Fool; Old fritters; Amateur; brash/unsteady/irresponsible man

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First, the eyes are clear.

1, need-need; press-an; That is, both; Practice. Practice.

2. Pick colors; do-only; Meaning-easy; Yiyi.

3, rush-rush; Destroy-urge; In fact-competition; Loss-shame; Lazy-lai; Refining-practice; Ancient.-ancient.

Third, the hospital's ill sentences

1. On summer nights, I often sit in the small yard and watch the stars.

2, you go to persuade him, you don't have to mention the past.

Compass, papermaking, gunpowder and printing are four great inventions of China.

It snowed heavily all night yesterday.

Fourth, interesting reading.

1, time.

If you want to do something, you must persevere.

Fifth, the fun of guessing idioms

Fall apart; Forgetting things; One after another; A group of three or five people; No three no four; One hundred and fifty; Push your luck.

Anecdote of crossword puzzles

fresh

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First, interesting idioms

Thinking about drinking water; Self-inflicted; Ten cold in one encounter; Birds of a feather.

Second, clever couplets.

Word pair: Xue Hai; Breeze; Full moon; Long Yin; Geography; end of the world

Three-character pair: Huaguoshan; Tofu heart; Nine-headed dragon and tiger run the spring.

Four-word pair: love is as big as a mountain; Gong Yu moved mountains; Read thousands of books; It never rains but it pours.

Five words: crystal stone in the stream; Listen to the water silently; A thousand roads without footprints; The weather is cold and the house is poor.

Seven-character pair: advice when most needed is least heeded; There is no limit to learning; Every night, candles will cry their wick; Bai Shoufang regrets studying late.

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Third, read the garden.

1, cohesion, imagination, casting.

2, informative, neat and smart, suitable for expressing emotions.

3. The author loves Chinese characters, so do I..

It rains a lot in Qingming Festival, and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? The shepherd boy pointed to Xinghua Village.

Fourth, three-dimensional sentence making

1. There is a bamboo forest by the river, with a lovely smiling face behind it.

2. In the TV, there is a man riding a motorcycle in meditation.

a two-part allegorical saying

It is difficult to protect yourself; No goodwill; Waste wax; Lawlessness; Not a person inside and outside; This is all a loss

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First, write four-word words or make sentences as needed.

1, go all out and compete with each other.

2, the difference between life and death, the depth of the ocean, the depth of feelings.

The children hurried after Huang Die, but there was no place to find cauliflower.

The bright moon rises from the mountain, in the infinite haze of the sea of clouds.

5, it can be thawed, warm and cultivated; What time? Ask about Sky Wine.

6. Good health, strong country and rich people, beautiful country. The women's volleyball team won the championship and gained great fame.

Second, let a hundred flowers blossom.

Look: look, look, peek, aim, stare.

Watch: look down, look up, look around, look down and have a bird's eye view.

Look around: look around, look at words, look far, read ten lines at a glance, look ahead and look back.

Third, apply what you have learned.

1, plum is sour, and people will drool if they want to eat plum. I can't realize my wish, so I can only comfort myself with fantasy.

2. The world speaks Newspeak. Water Margin.

3. I hope to quench my thirst. Draw cakes to satisfy hunger.

4. You can't go to Egypt to see the pyramids and look at the pictures on the Internet. This is a hope to quench your thirst.

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Second, idioms cannot be separated from "tongue"

Stunned; Slippery mouth; A tongue as dexterous as a spring; Pull out your tongue in vain; Stupid mouth and tongue; Parrots learn to speak.

3. What idioms do the following people take?

Wind and clouds; A long way to go; A drop in the ocean; Hui Waixiu; Sweet as a cup of tea.

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Fifth, the number of interesting idioms.

Regardless of the willy-nilly; Twenty-one plus five; Three times five divided by two; Nine times out of ten; Small ninety-nine; 99 is one; Nine times out of ten; The power of the nine cows and two tigers; As sure as a gun; One hundred and eight thousand miles.

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Five, happy reading

1, unforgettable: describe a deep memory and never forget it.

Bright: describes a bright color.

I am moved by parents' understanding and tolerance of their children.

6. Guess.

None, one admitted, only one admitted, none admitted.

Knowledge card

Seeing is believing; If you don't advance, you will retreat; Friends are honest; Without peace, nothing.

On the green land, leave your warm memories and take away your unintentional footprints.

Just go smoothly every year, and everything goes well. (Horizontal approval: Ji Zhao)

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Second, the icing on the cake.

Chatter endlessly; There is still a long time; Worse; There is no doubt; According to the map; Nervous.

1, chattering and uneasy.

2, there is no doubt that it is worse.

3, according to the map.

Third, sentence heaven

1, my swivel chair was righted by Premier Zhou.

I tilted the upper part of the small swivel chair.

Yes, you can't grow a flower without working.

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Verb (abbreviation for verb) reading garden

1, Li Bai became a poem in his dream;

Read thousands of books and write like a god;

An article can only be written if there is ink in your stomach.

People are so talented that they can write poems in their dreams.

Extensive reading can quickly improve the level of composition;

On weekdays, you should accumulate materials and knowledge, and when writing an article, you can bring this knowledge into play and become a good article.

3, the poem should be understood correctly, and I hope the text will make a joke.

Here is an old math problem. Can you punctuate it correctly?

There are some things today, but I don't know the number of them. Three or three, there are two left; Count to five, and there are three left; I counted 77, and there are two left. Ask geometry? (23)

Festivals in poetry

Dragon boat festival; Mid-Autumn Festival; Lantern Festival; Spring Festival; New year's eve; Double ninth festival; Dragon boat festival; Tomb-Sweeping Day.

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Fourth, reading garden.

2. All; Casual; Treasure.

Step 5 sigh.

5. Read and think.

join

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Third, sit in the right position.

Popularize experience, protect the environment, boost morale, improve the level, cherish time and correct mistakes.

Fourth, the icing on the cake.

1, the fog in the morning is really heavy! My eyes are white and I can't see anything.

It's really cold this winter! The spilled water froze in less than a minute.

Five, punch line

1, it is not a good habit to listen to music while doing homework.

Miss Wang is our head teacher and our Chinese teacher.

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Reading garden with intransitive verbs

2.( 1) National emblem; (2) National emblem, circle, five gold stars, Tiananmen Gate, gears and ears of rice; (3) Tiananmen Gate; (4) ear of rice; (5) five stars; (6) Love the motherland.

3、c。

Idiom card

Just a few words; A thousand words; Nonsense; Bold words; Speak softly; Sweet words; Words that cannot be said; Talk to yourself.

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First of all, the Pinyin gallery

1, treasure, essence, world famous, invasion, destruction, ashes.

2. Full of anger and hatred.

Second, the typo hospital

LUN-LUN; Jade jade; Anger-excitement; Primitive-predestination theory; Brown-exhausted; Waste-expense;

Slow diffusion type; Changchang; Ming-name; Poke and cut; Chengcheng; Text-painting.

Third, sit in the right position.

1, closing; 2. Sorry, unfortunately; 3, not, but;

4, not only, but also, as long as, even if, even if, but.

Fourth, small hospitals with sick sentences.

1, things that happened more than two years ago came to my mind.

Every time the teacher asks questions, he is always the first to speak.

Xiao Zhang is very interested in chess.

After careful treatment by the doctor, he soon recovered.

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Five, happy reading

2. One by one: continuous. Hold your head high and hold your chest high.

These five warriors are calm and firm, which shows their heroism.

Six, sick sentence hospital

Drag-pull; ",3322" is deleted; Play-get together; like-to; Seduce-attract;

The last "."is changed to "?" .

Poetry with the word "Spring"

Spring silkworm; Spring tide; Chunjiang; Spring breeze; Spring scenery; Spring city; Spring night; Spring breeze.

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Second, the wind in nature has its own characteristics.

Spring; Autumn; Cold; Crazy; Disease; And; Violence; Cool.

Third, sit in the right position.

1, actually; 2. Sure enough; 3. love; 4. envy.

Fourth, make a makeover

1, fireworks composition pattern.

The winter jasmine on the mountain bloomed under the touch of the spring girl.

Our food and clothing are inseparable from the support of the masses.

4. Don't you understand these truths?

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Verb (abbreviation for verb) reading garden

1, radiant: describes energetic and radiant.

Carefree: no worries and worries, describing a happy mood.

2. Parallelism; anthropopathic

3. tenacious vitality; The spirit of self-sacrifice

4. People who ask less pay more.

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Third, good friends, hand in hand

Thunderous applause, solemn announcement, gorgeous fireworks, neat parade, magnificent national anthem.

Sweet singing, biting wind, quick action, slight nod and hard work.

Fourth, the punch line

1, singing and dancing, jumping with joy, shouting while running, people surging and swarming.

People sang and danced, cheered, ran and shouted, forming a sea of people and flocking to the rostrum.

2. Be elated, exult, wave, sing while walking, and be brisk.

Everyone is in high spirits, full of joy, waving flowers, singing while walking, and marching briskly on the wide avenue.

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Sixth, happy reading.

1, I want the villagers to grind rice, but I don't want to miss the chief.

It was the village head who asked me to invite the villagers to mill rice.

Chairman Mao cares about people's life.

Look at the pictures and guess the words

Bright, shiny; Shine, shine