What are the lines on the MC wine table?

Rule 1: Although the wine table is affectionate, it is boring; Love is shallow, lick it. " But don't say it while drinking.

Rule 2: Keep a low profile, curl your hair and never fill it up as soon as you get on the wine table.

Rule 3: Leaders will drink with each other before it is their turn to respect each other.

Rule 4: You can be respected by many people. Never be respected by many people unless you are a leader.

Rule 5: Respect others by yourself. If you don't clink glasses, how much you drink depends on the situation. For example, the drinking capacity and attitude of the other party must not be less than that of the other party. You should know that you respect others.

Rule 6: Respect others by yourself. If you clink glasses, say, if I finish drinking, you will get pregnant.

Rule 7: Since you are in a humble position, remember to add more wine to the leader. Don't blindly drink for the leader, just replace it, and pretend that you want to drink because you really want to drink, not for the leader. For example, leader A can't drink enough. Beating around the bush can stop people who want to worship leader A.

Rule 8: Pick up the glass (beer glass), grab the glass with your right hand and put it on the bottom with your left hand. Remember that your cup is always lower than others'. If you are a leader, you should be sensible and don't put it too low, otherwise how can you be a person below.

Rule 9: If there is no special person present, you'd better touch the wine in the right order, and don't favor one over the other.

Rule 10: clink glasses, make a toast and make a statement. Otherwise, why the fuck should I drink your wine?

Rule 1 1: Don't talk business at the dinner table. After drinking, the business will be almost the same. Everyone knows that, otherwise people will not be free to drink with you.

Rule 12: Don't pretend to be crooked, say something wrong, do something wrong, don't plead, and consciously punish the wine is the last word.

Rule 13: If there is not enough wine, put the wine bottle in the middle of the table and let others fill it themselves. Don't be silly to pour wine one by one, or what should the people behind you do if they don't have wine?

Rule 14: There must be a glass of wine at the end, so don't leave your glass empty. You can't run away ~

Article 15: Be careful not to make a slip of the tongue after drinking, don't talk big, don't be rude, don't spit everywhere, don't throw chopsticks, don't point, don't drink soup, don't fart and burp, don't go to the toilet without stopping you.

Rule 16: Don't say "I can't drink" (if you drink), lest others accuse you of hypocrisy. Believe it or not, people can really tell if they can drink.

Rule 17: The leader drinks with you to give you face. No matter how much the leader tells you to drink, do it yourself first. Remember, put your hands and glasses down.

Rule 18: peanuts are a good thing for drinkers. It is essential to keep a clear head and ask questions after drinking. A cup of yogurt, a cup of hot water and a hot towel all show your concern. After the most respected toast of the host, generally speaking, other hosts will toast in turn according to their positions. But sometimes it is ok to cross the toast between the host and the guest, but it should be respected in strict accordance with the position order.

Before toasting, people of lower status usually pour wine for respected people, but if the table is big, they don't have to pour wine. People in higher positions propose a toast to everyone, and there is no need to pour wine. The rule when pouring wine is to fill it up, and it is best not to overflow it. The so-called "full glass of wine, half a cup of tea".

When toasting, if the desktop is small, the toaster will generally clink glasses with everyone. There are rules for clinking glasses, that is, people with low status or young age should put their cups as low as possible and touch the middle or lower position of each other's cups with the upper edge of the cups to show their respect for each other. If the desktop is large, everyone will touch the desktop with the bottom of the cup several times, which is called "overcharging" or "surfing the Internet". After baking bread, the toaster must drink it first, and must drink it all. A toaster usually says politely, "I did it. Everyone is free." However, it is polite for the worshippers to do so. If you can't drink, you'd better make a statement in advance and drink instead. When we propose a toast in the first round, everyone present should drink.

After the first round of toasting, you can worship alone, which is also called single practice, that is, only one person or several people. At this time, the wine table is more lively and more casual. At this time, people who drink well will become active and often get a single worship. However, if you can't drink well, you'd better be honest and respect a few people less, because you have to pay them back.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the atmosphere became lively and more interesting people began to tell jokes. At present, most of the jokes at banquets are meat, and the degree of meat has a lot to do with the number of lesbians on the table and whether they are unmarried. Although some people say that it is not appropriate to tell dirty jokes in the presence of lesbians, according to my observation, after such jokes are finished, women often laugh the most.

As a subordinate, pay close attention to your leader at the banquet, and don't let the leader drink too much. One way is to use language, such as explaining to the other leader: Our leader has been in poor health recently and hasn't drunk for a long time. This time you came here as an exception ... and so on; The other is to use action, that is, to drink to the leadership. There are two ways to drink, one is to drink in secret, that is, to pour the wine of the leader into his own cup while others are not paying attention; The other is clear, that is, someone gives a toast to the leader. You stand up and drink for the leader on the grounds that the leader is in poor health or does not drink, but you must grasp the discretion. Generally speaking, it is best for the leader of the other party not to worship on his behalf, but for the leader with lower status.

The basic principle of drinking is to let the other person drink as much as possible and drink less. In order to achieve this goal, we must be good at persuading and playing tricks.

Persuading wine is a unique art and a gift to a great extent. A high-level wine counselor will say a lot of witty wine counsels to make the advised people drink happily, while a low-level wine counselor will only say that he respects me and refuses to drink. As a result, people are embarrassed not to drink, but are unhappy.

People who spend too much time in wine shops usually cheat and play tricks. There are many tricks in this respect, such as drinking some hangover medicine before drinking, secretly pouring wine on the ground, putting it in your mouth when drinking, spitting it out when people are not paying attention, pretending to be white wine with water, secretly changing other people's cups and so on. But if anyone finds out, they will definitely be fined.

On the wine table, there are four kinds of people to watch out for: the so-called "braids, pills, zippers and red faces". Of course, "braiding" refers to lesbians. Lesbians can drink if they dare to take a cup. Don't compete with her. "Take medicine with a zipper" means that at first, you said that you were ill and in poor health, and others didn't drink much. Finally, you started drinking glasses of wine for others. This is an old hand, you'd better avoid it; And "blushing" refers to people who face up after drinking a little wine. Some of these people really can't drink, and some often think that he can't drink when he blushes, so he won't persuade him, and he will eventually pour them down.