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Where can I read or download the full text of Wang Yuewen Xizhou Month?

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When Guan walked through the prefectural party Committee compound, he heard someone behind him saying, "Secretaries are the easiest to learn bad."

His ears suddenly burned and he dared not look back. I wonder who said this? Recently, Tao Fangang became the secretary of Xizhou prefectural party committee, and it became more conspicuous when Guan went out. He has been a secretary under Fan Tao for almost three years, but not many people knew him before.

Six years ago, after graduating from college, Professor Wang, director of the department, told Guan that the organization department of the provincial party committee had chosen someone and took a fancy to him. Ask him what he is doing. Professor Wang said it needed a pen. Professor Wang didn't mean to sell human feelings for himself, but told him what to do when he entered the officialdom. Professor Wang said that the most important thing is to get rid of your poetic temperament. I like you because you have published works. But people want you to write red tape, not poetry. Guan Yinda is ignorant, but he also knows that entering officialdom is his best destination. I just don't quite understand that poetry and officialdom are so incompatible. Ancient officials can recite poems and compose poems, which is very elegant.

Guan has experienced a lot in the past six years. He watched Zhang Zhaolin, secretary general of prefectural party committee, slowly comb small parts into big steel heads and become deputy secretary of prefectural party committee. Wu Mingxian, deputy secretary-general, had less and less hair. Finally, he went bald and became the secretary-general of prefectural party committee. Wu Ziquan, the secretary of the local committee, is a man with a straight back and a red face. Shortly after his retirement, he was hunched over. What about Guan himself? Bad luck a few years ago, someone called him a bookworm behind his back. Since I became Fan Tao's secretary, everything has gone smoothly. However, he is no longer a poet. No one would have thought that this over-mature young man used to be a poet if he hadn't mentioned it accidentally at the class reunion.

Secretaries are the easiest to learn bad! When Guan heard who was talking about his secretary behind his back, he didn't get angry. Instead, he blushed for no reason. It seems that people see his bad side through his back. Although he doesn't feel bad for himself. He has been thinking about that sentence since then, and the more he thinks about it, the more reasonable he feels. As a secretary, there are more people around me. There are the following department leaders, county and city leaders, business owners, all kinds. These people cling to you, coax you, give you some petty advantages, and don't necessarily take you seriously in their hearts. If you are not careful, you will get carried away and don't know your last name. There is another meaning that he can only keep in mind and never say. He wants to be a secretary. If the leader he follows is an asshole, he will see all kinds of things, and it is even harder to ensure that he does not learn badly. It is said that there is a popular saying in America: the president is unreliable. Guan applied this sentence and secretly confessed to himself that leadership is unreliable.

However, this is at best a matter of personal humor. Others don't think so. There is a strange virus called personality cult, which permeates the air all the time. People in officialdom are easily infected with this virus, and their eyes begin to blur, resulting in all kinds of strange illusions and mistaking their bosses for gods. On the third day after Fan Tao was appointed secretary of the prefectural party committee, he made a report at the meeting of cadres at or above the county level. The title of the film sounds very atmospheric and Mao Zedong-style, and it is called Situation and Prospect. He didn't ask the secretary team to draft the speech, so he spoke casually. I spoke for a whole hour and a half, and the applause continued below. Afterwards, the prefectural party committee office recorded Fan Tao's speech and published it in the prefectural party committee's Internal Reference. Fan Tao is good at making reports, and cadres say that he is by far the most competent prefectural party committee secretary in Xizhou. Unconsciously, the strange virus mentioned above quietly spread in Xizhou officialdom. Just who also didn't notice, Fan Tao himself more don't care.

At first, there were always some people who, as soon as they saw Guan, said that others were nice, unlike Meng Weizhou, the secretary, who didn't know who they were all day. Guan remembers an old saying: You don't listen to right and wrong unless you are right and wrong. He said that Meng Xiao was actually a good man. Slowly, no one spoke ill of Meng Weizhou in front of him. It is unkind not to tell others that others are wrong, and it is bound to cause trouble. Besides, people who say how Meng Weizhou is in front of him will turn their backs and say that he is secluded? As a secretary, being stared at by thousands of pairs of eyes will always make people stare at something wrong. Meng Weizhou just graduated from college, and he followed Zhang Zhaolin in tandem. The success of some teenagers is inevitable. Some people don't like it, and Meng Weizhou becomes a teenager. However, in front of Guan, Meng Weizhou is still very measured and will call him Guan Xiong. After all, Guan is the secretary of the prefectural party committee secretary, and Meng Weizhou is only the secretary of the deputy secretary.

People in Xizhou say that since last winter, it has been full of strange things. It's the end of the twelfth lunar month, and it can't be cold. Young girls can wear skirts if they are happy. The old man looked at him and shook his head, saying that today's young people don't understand anything, just want to play, and they are still in the dark when the disaster year is coming. A road was built in Li Nan County, and Li Yangshan was closed after being dug overnight. People are in a hurry, saying that the road construction has alarmed Long Mai. The geological team sent someone to see it, saying it was a natural phenomenon, and it was no big deal. But some people still don't believe it, insisting that the world will be in chaos. It always thunders. It thundered in winter and the cowshed was empty. Thunder in winter is a bad omen and next year will not be easy.

What ordinary people care about, officialdom doesn't care. Officialdom is becoming more and more numb to climate change, with hot air conditioning and cold heating. Officials are even indifferent to the change of seasons. Farmers are busy planting spring crops and harvesting autumn crops, so officials don't have to worry about it. They will feel at ease when they think of some big things.

Since the spring of this year, the biggest thing in Xizhou officialdom is the change of the head of the prefectural party Committee. Ordinary people pay attention to all kinds of ominous signs, but officialdom pays attention to personnel changes in prefectural committees. All kinds of mysterious gossip, such as Dong Dieshui, stay up all night. Various personnel plans are gradually formed in rumors. People who like to talk about officialdom are full of officialdom, but their expressions are usually cold. It's a bit like people are discussing the role of TV series, who is more suitable to play Tang Yan, and the Monkey King can try to change people. It seems that it's none of their business. In fact, they are all staring at the official contacts, hoping that the new immortals will touch something with themselves. No matter whether they are classmates, fellow villagers or comrades-in-arms, even if the new leaders only share the same surname with themselves, or occasionally meet with themselves, they will be inexplicably excited.

The final answer is both unexpected and intriguing. Fan Tao used to be the deputy secretary of the Party and the masses in the prefectural party committee and the third in command. Later, he was promoted to a higher level and became the secretary of the prefectural party committee. Zhang Zhaolin woke up and became the deputy secretary of prefectural party committee, which was even more unexpected. He is the secretary-general of the prefectural party committee, and although he is also a member of the leading group, he was directly appointed as the deputy secretary of the prefectural party committee, which is unprecedented in Xizhou. The Secretary-General of a prefectural party committee usually has to be a deputy commissioner of the administrative office, or at least a standing deputy commissioner, before he can be a member of a local committee. Therefore, those secretaries-general who follow normal procedures always feel wronged.

People in Xizhou talk about officialdom and have a new topic. Officials are developed, and no one believes that you have the ability or good performance. I must say, there are people above you. Everyone knows that Fan Tao and the secretary of the provincial party committee were colleagues of a chemical plant in the province, but we don't see any special care for Fan Tao at ordinary times. He was transferred to Xizhou two years ago. Some people say that he was sent down by the provincial party committee to take over and will soon be a commissioner or secretary. But he sat in the position of deputy secretary of prefectural party committee, and nothing happened. Two years is not a long time, but there are always people looking forward to the early change of Xizhou prefectural party Committee, and their luck may change. These people are in a hurry. Two years is too long. Fan Tao himself said nothing. He cares about his career. That's his business, others can't splash water; He shouldn't be in charge, and he will never intervene. He doesn't talk much, but what he says counts. Anyone who wants to befriend him, say a few more words, will be cut off. Some people say that Fan Tao has a golden mouth and jade teeth. This sentence is also famous: it means that he keeps his promise without compromise; It means that he has a big shelf and is not easy to approach. The mouth is flat and the words are round. Now that Fan Tao is the secretary of the prefectural party committee, people's saying has changed again: a man with skill has a temper.

Guan doesn't think there is any big shelf, he just doesn't like to talk. In other words, Fan Tao is a simple man. Fan Tao seldom greets his subordinates and only talks about work when they meet. After talking about work, you still want to warm up a few words. He looks at you indifferently. You were embarrassed and had to leave with a smile. At first, Guan didn't adapt to his personality, but he gradually got used to it. If Fan Tao has any orders, he will shout, otherwise he won't shout all day. Guan had to follow him all the time, for fear that he could not find anyone. Sometimes I don't know if I should follow, so I have to try to ask. It's hard.

Later, I said something to Guan. The reason is very accidental. One Sunday, Fan Tao was reading a document in his office. Guan knew it was nothing, so he had to stay in the office. Idle and bored, I took some waste newspapers to practice calligraphy. Guan has no other hobbies, but he likes to write about weeds in Huai Su. At this time, Wu Mingxian also came to the office. The closed office door opened and he came in and said, "Xiao Guan, practice calligraphy!" " "Hurriedly said," what calligraphy? Practice writing. Practice writing. " Wu Mingxian cocked his head for a long time and said, "Dragon and phoenix dance." Knowing that he didn't know the weeds and it was not convenient to read them out, he smiled and said, He is afraid to talk to Wu Mingxian more, or he will get into trouble. Sure enough, Wu Mingxian took out the posture of leading conversation and said, "Xiao Guan, think more about how to do a good job in advising and serving Secretary Tao. This is the serious matter, don't always think about being a calligrapher! " Closing is also scratching your head, I don't know what to say. Suddenly I heard Fan Tao calling, "Xiao Guan, let's go. "It's time for lunch. Never entered the office, but he pushed the door and came in that day. Close the panic, put down the brush. Came up, also don't say "hello", just looked down at the word off. Guan Yinda blushed and was at a loss, but he saw that Fan Tao's face gradually brightened and finally smiled. " Xiao Guan, your handwriting is very good! "Wu Mingxian also smiled and said," yes, that's nice. "

Everyone in Xizhou officialdom knows that Fan Tao has two unique skills in painting and calligraphy. But he never wants to write letters to others, nor does he want to write signs. There is always someone who never gives up and asks him to write an inscription for the company or hotel. Originally, he was the deputy secretary, so he kept saying "looking for Secretary Wu." Wu Ziquan's handwriting is really pleasing, but it's still a problem. Now that Wu Ziquan has retired, it's time to take down his inscribed signboard. Slowly, all the five sons of Xizhou were replaced by Shutong.

After that, on the way to the grassroots, I will talk to Guan about calligraphy when I am happy. Without the taste of prefectural party committee secretary, Guan Yinda is naturally more modest. Sometimes the car will stop halfway and let Guan sit in the back. They are easy to talk to. This is less like a leader and a secretary, but more like two calligraphers learning from each other. Fan Tao can casually tell the evolution, styles, representative figures and anecdotes of various calligraphy schools. I have to admire Guan. Speaking of some interesting stories about famous calligraphers, Fan Tao would laugh heartily. Listening to the laughter, Guan was even moved. Secretary Tao, who is so dignified at ordinary times, is actually so kind! Guan usually only cares about practicing calligraphy and has never done anything that goes back to the source. Since then, he has been searching for calligraphy theory's books all over the world. This place in the Western Zhou Dynasty is too far away. It is not easy to find a decent book, but it is difficult to close it. He made up for calligraphy theory, not to show off in front of Fan Tao, but to be really interested. He knew that he would talk about calligraphy in front of Fan Tao, and he would not be qualified for another ten years. But you should know as much as possible to avoid making a fool of yourself.

Ping Liu, the driver, can't tell how proud he is, because he has served several prefectural party committee secretaries. The chief driver seems to have such a temper. At first, I didn't care much about Guan. I don't know who made this rule. When the prefectural party committee secretary goes to work, he must be picked up by the driver together with the secretary. In fact, the home of prefectural party committee leaders is not far from the office. It takes only a few minutes to cut through the cobblestone path from the mountain. Every morning at 7: 50, honk the horn downstairs. Guan Cain went downstairs a little late, but kept a calm expression. Guan doesn't care, he thinks about the driver, that's all.

One morning, Guan finished her breakfast and sat in her room waiting for the sound of the horn. It's almost time, but the horn doesn't sound. Suddenly I heard a knock at the door, and someone shouted, "Are you ready?"

Guan Cain opened the door and was surprised to find that it was Ping Liu.

"Are you ready?" Ping Liu asked again. He always asks to turn it down.

Guan said, "OK, let's go."

When he got on the bus, he said, "Mr. Guan, Secretary Tao values you very much."

Guan Cain knows that this is not modesty, nor can he say that Secretary Tao does not value himself. He said: "Secretary Tao is very concerned about people and is good to you."

Ping Liu was simple-minded, and said bluntly, "I've followed so many prefectural party committee secretaries, and I'm afraid of Secretary Tao. I have been following him for more than two years, and he hasn't said a few words to me. "

Guan said with a smile: "Whether a leader cares about the people does not depend on how many words he says."

Ping Liu said quickly, "What Guan said is."

Guan Yinda said, "Ping Liu, don't call me section chief, just call me Yin Da."

Insist on asking Guan to go and let him go.

Slowly, more and more people see the importance of customs. They don't understand, but they are very easy-going when they are almost cold and strict. Sometimes, Zheng and Guan are talking and laughing, but when the boss reports his work below, his face turns cold immediately. People think Guan has a bright future. The number of people around Guanzhuan naturally increased.

Guan knows that he became attached to him because of calligraphy. Guan is like a martial arts expert who has mastered some unique skills, secretly proud, but he doesn't want to tell anyone the secret. Once, Guan asked, "Brother, Secretary Tao has always been bad to us, but he is so good to you. I can't figure it out. "

Knowing that this was a dangerous topic, Guan quickly joked: "Secretary-General Wu told a joke. Secretary Tao just treats me like a child and scolds me with a smile. It's different for your leader. That is a serious matter, so it is natural to be serious. "

Guan rang said what he said. He's just perfunctory. He felt that Wu Mingxian was not young, and he was also the leader of the prefectural party committee. How can he be so immature? Wu Mingxian's words should be swallowed, but he said all this, but he still had to find Fan Tao's secretary. I care about it. It's a good thing I didn't become a traitor, otherwise I would have died.

Wu Mingxian was willing to befriend him, and later gave him a book, written by the Japanese, called Manipulating the Boss. Guan only read the title of the book, which made him very uncomfortable. I hope this Wu Mingxian might be useful. He went back and turned over a few pages and lost interest. This book is nothing more than interpersonal art in the company. The translator sensationalized and got a scary title. Wu Mingxian bought it according to the title of the book, thinking that he had got the official book. Guan put the book under the pillow for a few days and then threw it away.

Don't say that there is no desire to manipulate. Even if he has that idea, who can manipulate Fan Tao? Fan Tao was born to manipulate others. His tiger spirit is innate. At the beginning, he was only the deputy secretary. When he sat in the prefectural party committee meeting room, his bearing was different. No one dared to sit on that sofa since the first meeting. On one occasion, Guo Da, deputy secretary of political science and law, walked into the meeting room early, didn't care, and sat down on the sofa. Fan Tao came in, holding a cup in his hand, and stood for a few seconds. Guo Da immediately gave way. Guo Da made a joke and wanted to relieve his embarrassment: "I took the throne of Secretary Tao." Fan Tao just didn't hear, burying his head in sorting out the folder at hand.

Officialdom people speak implicitly, saying that whoever has a personality is mostly because he has a bad temper. Everyone in Xizhou knows that Zhang Zhaolin is a man of personality. Originally, he was just a secretary-general, and many departments and county and city leaders were afraid of him. The following cadres have opinions that he is bigger than the prefectural party committee secretary. Complain behind your back and obey in person. Nobody understands why you are afraid of Zhang Zhaolin, who won't eat people. Other leaders of the prefectural party committee are very polite to Zhang Zhaolin, and they don't just regard him as the manager of Ouchi.

Zhang Zhaolin has no eunuchs in front of secretaries, just like a prefectural party committee leader. The Secretary-General has done such a magnificent job, which is unprecedented in the history of Xizhou. There is a secret, slowly exposed, it turns out that Zhang Zhaolin and Wu Ziquan are friends and brothers for many years. The secret spread through the grapevine. It seems that Zhang Zhaolin's image has not been damaged, but his weight is heavier. Zhang Zhaolin looks very calm. As long as he is not really angry, he always smiles. Someone called him a smiling tiger behind his back. As the saying goes, you are afraid of a smiling tiger. But everything in the world is complementary, and Zhang Zhaolin is very respectful in front of Fan Tao. Fan Tao Zhang Zhaolin also has no special manners, so he has a black face.

Zhang Zhaolin saw Fan Tao's instructions for the first time and said with a smile, "Secretary Tao's handwriting is really beautiful." Fan Tao didn't answer. He just said, "You come."

Fan Tao has just arrived in Xizhou and stayed in a guest house for several months. I don't have a house to live in, just feel it. It is forbidden to build buildings and halls. Embarrassed, Zhang Zhaolin asked Fan Tao for instructions. Fan Tao said, "I live very well in the guest house. People change quilts every day and meals are ready-made. "

Zhang Zhaolin didn't understand what Fan Tao meant, and said, "If we don't build new houses, cadres will really live in offices. Build it? The prefectural party Committee cannot take this head. "

Fan Tao said, "Is there no way to think?"

Zhang Zhaolin said: "I have reported this situation to Secretary Wu. Secretary Wu means, let me ask you. "

Fan Tao said, "What do you want me to do? I don't have a house to live in, just want to Gai Lou? "

Zhang Zhaolin hurriedly said, "Secretary Wu means to listen to the opinions of the secretaries and think of a way. Dormitories have not been built in the office for many years, and the housing supply is extremely tight. However, as soon as the prefectural Party committee breaks ground, all departments should follow suit. If everyone builds it and the impact is not good, it may become a typical example of the province. "

Fan Tao said, "Let's build an apartment instead of a building."

Zhang Zhaolin smiled and made a joke: "People in the city say that rural people have no food, so let's eat noodles."

Fan Tao didn't laugh, but said, "I'm not kidding you. The mountain behind the hostel, what are you doing there? How much is the citrus tree on the mountain worth? Build a few bungalows on it, and the prefectural party Committee will lead it. "

Zhang Zhaolin replied, "I'm afraid this is a road. The citrus varieties on the mountain are also aging and need to be improved. "

"Don't improve. Cut it all down and plant it again. " Fan Tao said.

Zhang Zhaolin asked, "Do you still grow oranges?"

Fan Tao said, "Don't expect the fruit trees in the yard to have much harvest. Just plant peach trees. "

"Peach tree?" Zhang Zhaolin was a little surprised.

Fan Tao said: "It is best to look at peaches, and don't expect them to bear peaches."

Zhang Zhaolin was still wondering, and Fan Tao spoke again: "It's not too much for prefectural party committee leaders to build bungalows on the mountain."

In just two or three months, twenty bungalows were built. All the citrus trees in the mountain were cut down and replaced by peach trees. The hill is much more spacious, and some pictures have been added. The bungalow was scattered because of the mountain. Although the pattern is the same, it is not monotonous.

Fan Tao served as prefectural party committee secretary this year, Xizhou nothing happened. These days, it always seems that something is going to happen, but it is still peaceful after all. For those signs, people in Xizhou are worried for nothing.