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The classic lines of the impeccable beauty Ruyun

1. The easiest thing to find in the world is an excuse

2. If you mess with me again, I will speed up your demise

3. Just show off My gorgeous ignorance and toughness will only make my death more ugly

4. "Jilaishu classmate, you must rarely be bitten by mosquitoes!" "Why" "Because I fought hard for words" Even at night, I didn’t even scratch your face.”

5. Those who practice Toad Kungfu are not necessarily toads. It is very likely that Ouyang Feng is the best in the world of martial arts.

6. The only way to avoid being rejected by others is to reject others first

7. You don’t tell me anything, but I even tell you things that I never tell others.

8. Football is the most beautiful lover

Because you keep chasing it and never touch it, there are very few who can’t touch it

Volleyball, He is the most annoying lover, because no one wants to keep it on his right side

Rugby ball is the weakest lover, because no one wants to pounce on it and press it under the body

Squash is the most cunning lover because you can never guess how it will come back

9. Offense is always the best defense. 10. Often the thing that cannot be offended the most is the inexplicable mistake. People who are your colleagues

11. Beautiful things should be shared with people

12. Everyone has a past, and people are contradictions made up of countless pasts. Equations have no solution.

13. In addition to teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves