How to write funny personals?

1, made by handsome China, with a clear height of1.85m; The weight is about 65kg, and the gross weight and net weight are not important; Complete parts can only be made, and 25 years of operation is wonderful; The products are authentic and reliable, the procedures are complete, and the three guarantees are returned; In order to adapt to the upsurge of reform and development, we must first recruit like-minded women. Develop the second generation and enjoy family happiness.

2. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Qingtian, but you expand your horizons by 300 miles and go up a storey still higher. A good man, 33 years old, is a young man of literature and art. He has achieved excellent results in literacy classes and can read and write more than 2,000 words in total. Now he wants to find a young woman with the same hobbies as me, and it's a pleasure to have friends from afar.

3. A man, without an acre of land and a room, usually has no money in his bag, can't find the steering wheel when driving, is less than one and a half meters tall, three days short of primary school graduation, his shoulders are crooked and his feet are crazy, his mouth is crooked and his eyes are crooked, his teeth are crooked to the sky, and his nose is drooping in front of him. There is only one good condition, and the director's father wants to be promoted. What we are looking for is a fiancee, not a beautiful woman standing aside, not a D cover, not a good girl who stays at a respectful distance from others. If you are interested in registering quickly, please come a little early and line up before tomorrow 10. If you are late, I won't receive you!

4, the first part: the story of flowers as beautiful as jade, Europeanized competition, and the second part: the character is like a man of great talent, compared with Daiyu: don't be silly.

5, Jiangnan gentleman, 38 years old, college degree, widowed. I am an elegant person, and it would be great to be proficient in piano, chess, painting and calligraphy! Love literature, write articles for magazines, live in three rooms, kitchen and bathroom. Business is not predestined. Under 30 years old, gentle and lovely, virgins are preferred, and letters will be answered.

6. A 24-year-old man loved China's classical literature since he was a child, especially the classic Dream of Red Mansions. Once a book fell into the toilet, and I was sad for several days. According to my mother's memory, I was born with something in my mouth, probably psychic Baoyu, which is said to have been taken away by my wet nurse. I have always had a wish to marry Lin Daiyu instead of Jia Baoyu, so as not to make her sad again. I want to continue this beautiful love story, so now I want to find a woman as feminine as Lin and bury her under the tree. Sister Lin's illness is better, and I have repeatedly stated with Cao Xueqin's personality guarantee that I will never abandon it.

7. A handsome man looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. At present, raising pigs at home has a considerable income. Now find a wife who looks like Liang Yongqi and is over 65,438 +0.70 meters tall (the original version is of course the best). First come, first served, now or never.

8, gentle and kind, generous, out of the hall, into the kitchen, and filial piety, where there is no RMB is simply a perfect saint. I have always wanted to have a home for many years, and those who are willing can take it in.

9. Ruan female, 25 years old, with high school education, has been unmarried for several years. She has a smart appearance, watery eyes and not very violent teeth. She is 1.85 meters tall, runs a little fast, can play volleyball, and her housing deposit exceeds 1.70 meters. Believe in fate, regardless of gender or age.

10, get married, get married, look good, not expensive, usually spend less, be fat and thin, be happy when you see it, converge like a burrito, a roll has connotation, spread out like a sesame seed cake, and stand all kinds of tests. The most important thing is to make money.