Funny dialogue phrases in the bank

Our bank's ATM machine will have a prompt on the screen before the customer enters the withdrawal amount. The main message is: This machine can provide you with 100 yuan and 50 yuan denomination RMB cash. Please enter the amount and press Confirm. Can. One day a customer came and asked to withdraw 2,000 yuan in cash using a card at the counter. The teller reminded that he could also withdraw it from the ATM machine at the window outside the door. The customer shook his head firmly: No! Your machine is too backward and can only withdraw 100 yuan at a time. I will go to the counter. The withdrawal amount is 1,500 yuan, and I have withdrawn it 15 times

Please go to the form-filling desk to fill in the form. The instructions are: Please go to the observatory to fill it in, and please go to the bar to fill it in.

One day, after completing the withdrawal business for a male customer, I said: Please put the card away. Looking again, I found that the zipper of the customer's handbag was not zipped up properly, and he told me: Please zip up the zipper. The customer immediately lowered his head to check, and colleagues around him burst into laughter.

One time when I answered the phone, it was my brother calling, and he said out of habit: Hello, OK. The brother was stunned for a moment, and then replied: Hello, I am my brother.

It turned out that when I was doing business at the front desk, I asked the customer to add the amount in lowercase letters. When I took the form back, I found that the customer did not write the amount in lowercase letters. When I was about to ask, I found that she added the amount in lowercase letters at the signature. With the word "miss" in mind, she became Miss Su.

Once a customer didn't know how to use the ATM, the counselor taught him how to use it. After the counselor put the card in the ATM, he said to the customer, enter the password here. Unexpectedly, the customer lowered his head and whispered his 6-digit withdrawal password to the computer screen. It turned out that the customer misunderstood entering the password as saying the password

Once, a customer entered the password N times, and finally Finally, I got it right. My colleague is a big sister, so she said to the customer: Don't forget the password. If you forget it, you will be in trouble. Don't watch TV when you go home tonight. Memorize it.