Who can send out the lines of Liu Yong who was the four bearers in the battle between the monarch and the minister?

16. Punish the bearers in the Golden Palace

Liuyong looked at it, alas, what a big lump! Well, He Shen, if you don't tell them, they won't dare to lift the sedan chair. Anyway, I should have thrown away this broken sedan chair a long time ago. Come on, new sedan chair, hey, I want yours!

On second thought, Shen's account was found. Well, I've long heard that these four bearers are not authentic. They use the power of Little Shenyang to run amok outside. I was hit hard today, so we must treat them well. Otherwise I don't know what I can do!

At this time, Rizo brought a horse, and Liu Yongyou "wore a horse", which was given by the Queen Mother, and he could ride a horse directly to the court. Came to the house, Lu Yong as if nothing had happened. When you said you were leaving, you rushed to apply for a fuels:

"There will be a main hall! Ha ha ha ha ... "

He trembled with joy. Heart said: trouble, this country can't make any creaking sound. Hurriedly said:

"Oh, Liu."

"Ah, with the main hall, I have something to ask. I wonder if you will agree? "

Listen to Shen, beg, beg me? Come on, I don't know what to do.

"Liu, what can I do for you? As long as I can do it ... huh? "

"It's nothing important. Tomorrow, I have a poor relative who is going to have a wedding, and they invited me. Do you think I will go or not? It is not appropriate not to go. If you don't go, people will gossip. You see, the Liu family has become an immortal, and the door on the roof is open-no one can come, please! You said I was going. My sedan chair is old. When people look at it, the nave is quite big. The sedan chair is so broken that it doesn't look good in our government's face. I want to borrow a sedan chair. Borrowed it from who? I can't sit in a sedan chair. It's not good for others to ... sit. I think: our official position is the same. You are naive, I am naive. Your sedan chair is just right for me. So, I want to borrow your sedan chair tomorrow. What do you think? "

He told Shen Xin that it was broken. My sedan chair must be his. Borrow! Nice loan words, that's wrong! I borrowed it and didn't give it. Xiao Shenyang's face will look good. Liu Yong, I can see that:

"Ah, there are stalls, I not only borrowed a sedan chair, but also borrowed a sedan chair bearer together. You know, my four bearers are old, their relatives live far away, and your four bearers are young and strong, far away and not afraid. How about it? "

And "a listen to these words, the in the mind steadfast. How come? If you want to borrow a sedan chair alone, you may not give it. Borrow the sedan chair together. That's right. Never lift the sedan chair and blow the four sedan chairs back. How real!

"Hey, Liu, when will it be used?"

"Oh, tomorrow morning."

"all right."

The two broke up and went back to their respective offices. He and Shen got home and called four bearers.

"Ah, tell you one thing. Tomorrow, Liu will give a wedding to his relatives and lend us a sedan chair. You four are tired of walking with the sedan chair. "

"Main hall, nothing. Anyway, just take a few more steps. "

"However, there is something I must tell you."

"What's the matter, you always tell me."

"Tomorrow in Liu Fu, if you eat, you will eat there. What if you don't like the meal? Do not take it. Accept the reward. No return, no demands. Remember? "

"Remember, we will do as your father tells us."

"You don't know, Lu Yong, he can have three books. Take out half a loaf of bread from it, and you can't stand it. You're going to stumble, and my face doesn't look good. So remember what I just told you. "

"You always trust, we must remember. Eat if you get a reward, eat if you don't get a reward, take it if you give money, or don't give it. Anything else, nave? "

"Nothing else, you rest. Go early tomorrow morning, the sooner the better. "

"hey!"

Early the next morning, four people arrived at Liu Yong's house carrying a sedan chair. Liu was sweeping the floor when he saw four bearers coming. He put down his broom and hurried to meet him.

"Ah, four brothers, what a heavy burden."

"Your honor, please report to the inside."

"Ok, you four wait here."

Liu An came to the building:

"Main hall, please. Nave, you're up early. "

"What is it, Liu An?"

"Give me back the main hall. Four bearers of the imperial court came. "

"Oh, here we are. Are they the four boys who hit our sedan chair? "

"These are the four."

"Well, go out and tell them I'm invited."

Hearing this, Liu was stupefied!

"ah? Men ... they didn't come to the main hall, only four bearers. "

"I know. Tell you to say so, you just say so, go! "

"hey!"

Liu An hurried out and saw four sedan chairs:

"Old four, please welcome us in the main hall!"

The four of them listened to also leng:

"Butler's adult, are you kidding? We didn't come to the main hall, but the four of us carried the sedan chair. "

"Yes, all four of you are involved. We said in nave, please go in. "

"Well, we'll just stay in the concierge for a while."

"Don't worry, the main hall will be angry later. I invite you to have a rest inside. "

The thought of four sedan chairs: Little Shenyang told you to be obedient here. Then ... go in. Liu An let the four of them into the living room.

"Old four, please sit down."

Four people sitting there, just like sitting in a sedan chair, quickly "rub!" Stand up:

"Greetings to Lord Neve!"

"Hey, sit down, sit down."

"this ... nave is here, where are our seats?"

"Well, you can make rules in front of your main hall. Come to me. We are guests. You are helping me, and you will suffer today. Oh, you're welcome Sit down, sit down. "

"Hey, thank you nave."

Four people just sit down, Lu Yong asked:

"Where are you four from?"

Four "Hey!" Stand up again:

"Ah, I'm Hejian."

"I am from Huaiyang."

"I am from Zhuozhou."

"My hometown is good."

"Oh, sit down, sit down."

"Thank you, Neve."

Sit down again.

"How old are you?"

"hey!" Everyone is up.

"If I go back to nave, I will be twenty-eight years old."

"I'm twenty-six."

"I'm twenty-four."

"I'm twenty-three."

"okay. Sit down, sit down. "

Just sitting there.

"How many years have you worked in a government department?"

"hey!" ……

"We have both been here for six years, he has been here for more than four years, and he has only been here for two years ..."

"Sit down, sit down."

"Go back to the main hall, and then ... let's stand."

"Why are you standing? How tired are you standing? "

"Ah, sitting is more tired than standing. So much trouble going back and forth ... "

"Sit down, sit down."

"Thank you, Neve."

"Have you four eaten?"

This sentence is very awkward. Who ate so early? To say that you didn't eat, this is to ask him for wow; If you want to eat, you won't know where to go and when to come back. You're starving. Hunger is to blame. Why? Let me ask you something. You said you had eaten. Hey!

Of the four people, the one called "bad in the womb" is more thoughtful and says:

"I have eaten ... I didn't eat much in the morning ... I didn't eat at noon ... but whether I eat or not ... it's ok."

"What's this called! I asked you if you ate? "

Fetal heart is not good, gnashing teeth;

"I haven't eaten yet when I go back to nave!"

"Ah, not married. Welcome to my home. Eating is eating, and not eating is not eating. You have to suffer later, don't you? As I didn't eat, I asked the kitchen to prepare meals for you. There is nothing delicious, home-cooked meal-stewed pancakes. "

Four people hurriedly thank you:

"Thanks for enjoying the food."

"Good, good, don't mention it. You sit down first ... ah. "

Liuyong, when I came to the kitchen, the chef's surname was Liu and his name was Liu Shuner.

"Shuner!"

"ah! Nave, you're up early. "

"Well, can you cook?"

Liu Shuner one leng, hey, this is a fresh question. "Can you cook?" Can a cook cook? I think so in my heart, but I can't say it in my mouth. He answered very tactfully:

"Back to the main hall, I dare not say that I will do it. Anyway, whenever you invite me, I have to treat you. "

You have to pay off every time. That means ... he's doing well.

"Well, today's meal is not the same as every day. Can you cook home cooking today? "

"Main hall, you tell me, what is specification?"

"stew pancakes."

Hearing this, Liu Shuner said to himself, "What shall I do when I eat? What are stews and pancakes? " ? !

"Main hall, how much meat has been stewed?"

"Stew eight pounds of meat."

"Oh, eight pounds of meat."

"I ask you, stew eight pounds of meat, can't put down four pounds of salt?"

Huh? Eight pounds of meat and four pounds of salt, bacon is useless!

"Main hall, you can't put four pounds of salt, so ..."

"Good, then put aside four catties!"

"Just ... put four catties? ! "

"Do you have soy sauce?"

"Yes, there is still half a bucket."

"Well, pour it all in."

All right! Liu Shuner pondered: If you eat this meat, you will definitely become a "bat on the roof"!

"Then bake six kilograms of cakes, and add two or two salts to each cake."

"He this ... main hall ..."

"Cut the crap and do as I say!"

"Oh, do it! Do ... do as you command! "

After a while, the meat can be stewed. Liu Shuner put the pot down and saw a layer of frost floating on his head. I want to taste the rotten smell. When I held out my chopsticks, the pot swished and the meat was buried in salt. Don't taste it, just serve it! There are four bowls of meat on the tray, with a stack of cakes beside it. Six pounds of bread, two ounces of salt to make a cake, no less!

Liu Shuner brought the rice up, put it on the table, four pairs of chopsticks, a bowl of meat and a stack of cakes for each person. Here comes Liu An:

"hey ... fourth, the rice prepared by nave, don't mention it, eat it."

"thank you, nave."

Four people hurriedly moved the seat, sitting there still whisper:

"Oh, you see, this place is much better than where we live. In our place, there is nothing but steamed bread, pickles and millet porridge every day. Look here, stew pancakes. "

Just then, Lu Yong came in:

"Fourth, the food is not very good, but you have to eat to the full. The more you eat, the stronger you are. You're welcome. It's very hot, but it will be cold later. "

"Ah ... thank you for the meal."

Didn't you just say that one of these four people is called "adding sand"? One is called "glass ball"; One is called "bad in the womb"; One is called "annoying". Among them, the fetus is bad, the heart is the worst, and it is both rape and greed. I ate it as soon as I saw it The first one came down from chopsticks and caught a piece of meat. This piece of meat is a hard rib. One inch square, half a finger thick, five flowers and three layers, big red and purple, great. Pick it up and throw it in your mouth. It's pretty stiff. When meat is in your mouth, you are stupid. How come? Say salty, but it's not salty. It's too salty. It's bitter ... hard to swallow. Did you throw up? No Nave is right next to it. All five senses have been replaced by running. Later, I really lost my mind. With a wave of his hand, his throat slammed and he knocked the meat out!

Then put chopsticks on the table and "hang the line" against this bowl of meat. Heart said, kill the salt seller. Why is this meat so salty? !

Where is his beer? What a nuisance. This boy is "fair and urgent". Just now, he held his breath when he first put chopsticks in the uterus. When he looked at it again, he calmly complained:

"Hum, the meat is delicious, don't be so worthless, look at this virtue!"

Hey, how's it going? !

The bad heart in the fetus, you will know when you come together!

Pick them up and throw them in your mouth.

"hmm? Wow! "

Finally, I rubbed the meat with my hand and rolled it down. Let's just say, four people, one together, Quan Yi looks like. Put the chopsticks aside and become speechless at the meat. Lu Yong a look at the in the mind will understand, but deliberately ask:

"Four, why don't you eat? Are you waiting for me to order for you? "

"Don't dial, this together will be unbearable! Main hall, this meat ... "

"Meat, what's the matter?"

"Hey, that ... that ... is a little ... salty."

"What? Is it salty? Let me try. "

He said, taste it, but don't eat it. Take a chopstick, dip it in some soup and put it on your tongue. Wow! My tongue was numb at that time.

"Bah! Bah! This Liu Shuner loves salty food every day. The food I cooked for you today is so salty. Really, this Liu Shuner is really useless! "

Hearing this outside the window, Liu Shuner said, how many times have I cooked such salty dishes for you? !

"Hey, four, I ask you, is it a meal or a meal?"

"You always go back to the main hall, of course it's a meal."

"Oh, it doesn't count. You only eat meat. Of course it's salty. If you want to sandwich the meat with a cake, you will cover up the saltiness! "

Not in the womb, right! Or nave learned, that's right At that time, I picked up a piece of cake, sandwiched a few pieces of meat, rolled it up and took a bite.

Liu Yong asked, "How about this time?"

(Bitter) "Alas, how salty!"