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Funny sentences about washing feet

1, wolfberry brown sugar water every day, soaking feet at night, climbing mountains at weekends, just to get the thermos cup back.

Now soak your feet before going to bed at noon, and put on a pair of thick socks after soaking your feet before going to bed at night.

I am too tired to clean. I fell asleep thinking about my bubble feet.

4. Boil Jiang Shui's feet with absinthe and listen to Leslie Cheung's songs. This tenth five-year plan is a good day.

Are you still suffering from beriberi and peeling feet? I'm really tired after a day's work. It's better to soak my feet and get comfortable!

6. I'm so tired these days. Take a dip, watch the news, have a rest, and live on.

7, after work, I am too tired, not enjoying life, but health care, live well.

8. Soak your feet during the day and at night.

9. Depression ... I hate it ... I'm sleepy ... I want to sleep until the end of time ... I want to soak my feet until I'm bald.

10, my father bought me a foot bath bucket and said that I was too tired to go to work, so I could soak my feet when I went home every day. .

1 1, I'm too tired today, so I won't send it. My feet are soaked.

12, I'm too tired to walk. Come and soak my feet, get comfortable and learn to enjoy life!

13, don't make yourself too tired on the way forward! I haven't stopped for a long time, so it's rare to have a rest! ! Bubble feet, get some sleep! !

14, beautiful Xi 'an! Taxi drivers and bus drivers are super good! Very real! I spent more than four hours in the daytime, kneeling and watching the Terracotta Warriors. What a shock! In the afternoon, I visited Huaqing Palace with the tour guide, and then it was very comfortable to soak my feet with my friends ~ Tomorrow Daming Palace Datang Furong Garden ~

15, after one year, I didn't gain much weight, but I must have eaten a lot. The problem is that I have severe edema now. These two days are really tired. I sleep less than six hours a day, and I have to walk a long way and wait in line. I go home to soak my feet to reduce swelling ~ I don't want edema!