A little joke about strict wife control

Little jokes about strict wife control

As the name suggests, wife control means that your wife is very strict with you. You listen to her in everything and always listen to her. She asks you to obey her. Don't you dare go east to west. Below is a little joke about strict wife control that I bring to you. I hope it will be helpful to you!

1. The husband snored, and the wife pushed him awake and said: Are you still letting me sleep? The snoring is so loud. Husband: During the day you criticize me for not speaking up, and at night you blame me for speaking out when I snore. How can I live my life like this?

2. My wife ate a lot in the evening, but after a while she started to scold her husband.

Husband: I cooked and washed dishes, so I didn’t make any mistakes.

Wife: It was your mistake to cook a table of delicious food and make me eat so much. I must educate you to digest it.

3. His wife who was a strict henpeck died. He looked at his wife’s portrait and remembered the scene when his wife beat and scolded him during her lifetime. He gritted his teeth and raised his fists in hatred. At this time, a sudden gust of wind blew and the portrait moved. The strict wife quickly retracted her fist and said with a smile: Wife, calm down, calm down, I was joking with you!

4. One day, my wife broke a teacup. The wife was shocked and whispered: It’s okay, it’s okay, luckily it wasn’t me.

5. A: Those who think they are afraid of their wives should stand on the left, and those who think they are not afraid of their wives should stand on the right.

B: Why are you standing still?

A: My wife said not to go to crowded places.

6. The strict wife mustered up her courage and shouted: Who is the head of the family here? ! I!

The wife asked majestically: What are you doing?

Wife control: No, it's nothing... That's fine, I'm just asking casually.

7. The small comma is a typical example of strict control of the wife and obedience to the wife. One day, Little Comma suddenly said: Yesterday he said "NO!" to his wife.

Everyone was very surprised and asked him what was going on?

He said: Yesterday my wife asked me to accompany her to the street, and I said: "No problem!"

Expansion: The benefits of strict wife control to men

Benefits 1: The marital status is more stable

Women are born with delicate minds and are more sensitive to many things than men. If a woman has some minor emotions and a man chooses to take a step back and become a "wife-controller", it may be harmful to her. The atmosphere of getting along at that time was more beneficial. In the long run, such a man will make indelible contributions to a harmonious marriage. A wise man will not be quick when a woman is forced to do so, but will take a step back from everything. It is difficult for such a relationship to be disharmonious.

Benefit 2: Express love by being "feeling afraid of henpecks"

Women treat marriage as a career, and men will also pay attention to the management of marriage in their relationships, such as being a "wife." "Strict control" men are everywhere, whether in life or in the entertainment industry. They claim that they are afraid of their wives and listen to their wives, but from another perspective, this is what they love about their wives. Performance, this kind of man has become the type of man favored by many white-collar workers nowadays.

Benefit 3: Helps couples live longer

Only a happy couple relationship can keep the emotional state of both parties in a stable state, which is of great benefit to physical and mental health. It’s hard to imagine how healthy the relationship between a couple who constantly quarrels every day can be. Therefore, being a man with strict wife control not only allows his wife to take advantage, but is also conducive to the longevity of the couple.

Benefit 4: Married life lasts longer

Men who are "strictly controlled by their wives" are generally more rational than emotional. They know that this is of great benefit to the maintenance of married life. Against a complex social background, it is more conducive to the warming of the couple's emotions, and the married life will be longer. Therefore, men who are strict with their wives are not more afraid of their wives, but have the wisdom to lead their marriages into a healthier model. ;