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Why do you say that you can become a philosopher if you marry a bad wife?

Why do you say that you can become a philosopher if you marry a bad wife? You got married because you found the other half of your life. It was well known at that time that Socrates, a famous philosopher, married a fierce wife. One day, a student came to him for advice and said, "Teacher, I really want to get married, but seeing your situation, I really don't have the courage to get married. What do you say? " Socrates said: "It doesn't matter whether you want to get married or hold a celibate view, as long as you choose the way you like." The student nodded with satisfaction after listening to the teacher. When he was about to turn around and leave, he heard Socrates say from behind, "No matter which way you take, you will regret it in the end." Hearing this, the students immediately turned back and asked, "Teacher! Why don't you just say it? Is it better to get married or not? Because I really don't understand what you just said. " Socrates said, "Do you want to get married or not?" The student replied, "Of course I want to! However, you just ... because of Jenny ... "Socrates said with a smile:" Marriage is absolutely necessary. If you get a good wife, you will be happy. If you marry a bad wife, you can become a philosopher. " Feeling: Some people say that marriage is a grave, while others say that marriage is a bet. In fact, getting married may make you regret it, and not getting married will make you regret it even more. Because, you always have to find the other half of life, no matter what kind of person your other half is, don't regret it. Psychologists say that people may suffer a lot in marriage. However, without marriage, human beings will be more miserable. Marriage itself can be the gateway to Eden on earth, but in real life, it often becomes a painful hell. However, everything is dialectical, just like the invention of men's ties and women's bras, which makes people suffer in enjoyment and enjoy in distress. Because "Socrates"-[Socrates, a famous philosopher, married a fierce wife]

How to become a writer and philosopher? Read more good books of predecessors, observe life more, think more, write more, and record your income.

Can a man of faith become a philosopher? Everyone has faith, but some are noble and some are humble. Anyone can be a philosopher, but some are sincere and some are absurd.

Why are philosophers the cleverest? Real philosophers are very clever. I think philosophers must first understand natural science, but many people in the world are just dreamers and cannot become philosophers.

Why do philosophers escape from love? True love cannot be expressed in words, but it comes from the heart 1. When you fall in love with someone, your whole heart will be attracted by the person you love, fascinated by him (her) and worried about him (her). I hope you can see him (her) every minute, and you can always think of him (her) when you don't see him. When you see him, you will be excited and your heart will beat faster. If you really love someone, you will be willing to take care of him (her), care for him (her) and give him (her) everything he (she) wants. You will be happy to see the person you love happy, and you will be annoyed to see his or her troubles, but you will try your best to make the person you love happy. A person who really loves will want to grow old with him (her) and grow old with him (her). I am happy to think of him (her) often, and I care about him (her) very much. Without him (her), I seem to have lost something, but with him (her), I am very happy ... feel with my heart (despise stealing articles). If you are satisfied, please accept it.

Why are philosophers lonely? Because seeing the essence deeply, like Schopenhauer, thinks that life is painful. He said that life is the expression of will, and will is the source of never being satisfied. However, life is always pursuing this insatiable abyss, so life is painful. In the process of pursuing the goal, the obstruction of the will is called pain; The situation in which the will achieves its purpose is called happiness. Therefore, pain is frequent, and happiness is only temporary. Because people's pursuit is endless, so pain has become the essence of life. In addition, if people's wishes are temporarily satisfied, however, terrible emptiness and boredom will come soon. Life is the seed of desire. Desire will be painful if it is not satisfied, and it will be boring if it is satisfied. Life swings between pain and boredom.

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When philosophers get married, the scene after marriage is simply unimaginable.

Honey, do you love me?

The only thing I know is that I know nothing. -Socrates

Honey, people want to discuss life.

Indulge one's own desires is the greatest evil; Talking about other people's privacy is the greatest sin; Not knowing your mistakes is the greatest pain. -Aristotle

-I don't want you to use tt

Give me matter, and I will use it to create a universe. -Kant

-Huh? That's it?

A person's life cannot be measured by the length of time. When the heart is full of love, this moment is eternity. -Nietzsche

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-I want you to watch Descendants of the Sun.

Ordinary people only care about how to spend their time, and people with a little talent consider how to use their time. -Schopenhauer

Why did the philosopher Socrates marry a bitch? Socrates was born around 649 BC and was one of the greatest philosophers in ancient Greece. His student Plato described his words and deeds in detail. More interestingly, the great philosopher married a famous shrew.

Socrates experienced the most glorious period of Athenian culture and the day when he was defeated by Sparta. He was an infantryman and a petty officer. His wife is said to be a famous bitch and has a son. Socrates made a lot of contributions to western moral philosophy. Finally, he died because he insisted on his beliefs. Athens authorities accused him of despising traditional gods, encouraging young people to doubt traditional beliefs and concepts, and making them morally corrupt. Socrates chose death in exile or death, and committed suicide by drinking hemlock venom. But he is still respected by a large group of his students with different talents and ages. They have all listened to his lectures for free, learned from the contradictions revealed in his answers and sought insightful methods.

On the other hand, Zannophen's "Drinking Articles" may be used to refute Plato. He wrote that Socrates was lively by nature, not only addicted to alcohol, but also often joked with female performers, thinking that serious issues could not be discussed until after the dinner. There is no doubt that he likes women and his speech is extremely pleasing. He believes that as long as women are properly educated, they are not worse than men except physical strength. According to Zannophen, this is why Socrates is willing to marry a shrew. Zanofen guessed that Socrates thought that if she could be taught well, she could teach everyone.

The above two descriptions seem to reflect the author's personality and likes and dislikes from different aspects. But Socrates wrote that these two people are completely different. Which is more real? Plato and Zannophen were very close to him. Why is the description of Socrates so different? Is Socrates marrying a shrew out of awe of women or should he teach her with a philosopher's mind? These problems are unknown. (Lu Qingshan)

Why existentialism can become the mainstream of western philosophy is a bit narrow. Philosophy has never been the master of science and should not pretend to be the master of science. Correspondingly, modern philosophy has not become a servant of science. In addition, almost all the schools listed above are incorrect, because analytical philosophy spans a lot, and it is hard to say that it is after existentialism, and phenomenology is the methodological basis of existentialism, so Heidegger himself is the most important existentialist before existentialism. Get to the point and answer the landlord's question. First of all, existentialism is still developing today, and the representative figures are Levinas, etc., and the domestic philosophical circles are also concerned. Secondly, as far as French history is concerned, existentialism was severely suppressed after the May Revolution, so structuralism and later deconstruction rose and replaced it, becoming the mainstream philosophy in France. Finally, summing up the questions raised in The Theme of the Building, the philosophical schools after existentialism mainly include: post-analytical philosophy (such as Damit and Davidson), structuralism and deconstruction, the third generation Frankfurt School, post-pragmatism (Rorty), historicism school and so on. In addition, liberalism has also made great progress in political philosophy (Rawls).

There is no mainstream philosophy, it is just a big school in philosophy, but a big school is not equal to the mainstream. Its appearance was directly accompanied by the most favorable environment, and this humanistic philosophy was in tune with the social background at that time, so it quickly became the main school. World War I was the beginning of the end of European bourgeois civilization. With the advent of modern times, people have entered the secular stage in history. At this time, although people have unprecedented rights, technology and civilization, they also find themselves homeless. Without the all-encompassing framework of religion, people not only have nothing, but also become fragmented existence. He has no sense of belonging and thinks he is an "outsider" in this human society, alienating himself. When he urgently needed a theory to solve his sense of alienation, existentialism came into being.