Interesting Mid-Autumn Festival greetings

You tend to be talented and beautiful, but you are idle and your career is upstream. There are no coins in your bag, the check is tied, you don't exercise, you kick a cow to death. Happiness is not too long, but forever. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Put the wishing bottle in the river and let it float in the wind. As a result, it floated into your hand. Open it gently, and my wish will really come true, because the note says: May the pig be happy after receiving it. Hehe, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

You always make people feel very sweet, but please don't be too clingy, it will be annoying. For example, I don't want you anymore-I don't eat bubble gum anymore. Mid-Autumn Festival, I want to eat moon cakes!

With you, I am full of infinite power and have no fear, no matter monsters. As long as I have you, I am not afraid. I will tell them gently: I have a mirror. Hehe, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Remember the night of Mid-Autumn Festival last year? We sat opposite each other and said nothing. You touch it, I touch it. Suddenly you shout "Ah ~! All in one suit, Hu! "

Mid-Autumn Festival courtesy, congratulations on becoming a lucky mobile phone user: please go to the mobile company to get diapers specially made for you, and you will never be afraid of wetting the bed again. Hurry up, it's about to expire.

It's Mid-Autumn Festival again. It's been a year. You have changed, really changed, become so strange, no longer as familiar as you remember! It breaks my heart to look at your strange face. How can you change from a cute tadpole to a toad without saying hello?

I can't bear to let my children catch wolves, my daughter-in-law catch hooligans, update my collection, and send a dime of Mid-Autumn Festival blessings!

The full moon is similar year after year, and you and I look forward to it year after year. The sky is full of light and mercury, which is our common yearning. You didn't forget to invite me to dinner.