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Story: My husband cheated me, so I punished him. ...

1

When Liu Yuee was almost forty, her husband issued an expulsion order.

Her husband Zhang Jianxin wants to divorce her for a leprechaun ten years younger than him.

The leprechaun's name is Shen Jiayi, and she is a graduate student of a famous university. Liu Yuee has seen her, tall and white. It is said that her family is not too poor to open the pot. But apart from money, Liu Yuee really can't figure out why she must be with a little old man.

Jianxin insisted on divorcing her, and also transferred her property, leaving her only a set of old residence.

How did Liu Canyue 'e swallow this tone?

When she married Zhang Jianxin, he was a poor wage earner. It was he who took a fancy to Liu Yuee first. Liu Yuee's parents thought he was pitiful and strongly disagreed. He stood at the door of Liu Yuee's house, loyal to Liu Jiaquan's family.

It rained heavily in succession in those days, and the pouring rain drenched him. He didn't leave and shouted at the Liu family: "Uncle and aunt, I will try my best to make money for Yue 'e, and I will treat her well for life!" "

This stubbornness finally touched Liu Yuee's parents, who finally put down their hearts and agreed to their marriage.

After marriage, Zhang Jianxin began to operate building materials. At the beginning of her business, she was understaffed. In order to support her husband's career, Liu Yuee resigned to do accounting and public relations, and did business with Zhang Jianxin.

After more than ten years of hard work, Zhang Jianxin has finally developed, and a pair of children have been sent to an aristocratic boarding school, but Liu Yuee has not enjoyed a few years of retirement, and she has been swept out like a rag?

In order to force her to divorce, Zhang Jianxin had a cold war with her, had a big fight, and even made a move. Sometimes he would beg her: "Yuee, I really can't live without Jiayi! People follow me so young, I have to give them an explanation! Don't worry, I will give you alimony every month after the divorce! "

Ironically, other people's youth is valuable, but she doesn't? Paying alimony, she followed him through all his hard work. Why did other women twist their waists and they took advantage of it for nothing?

One night after quarreling with Zhang Jianxin, Liu Yuee got drunk in a bar for the first time. It was already midnight when I came out of the bar. On the empty street, only a few street lamps flicker alone.

An unkempt old beggar sat under the street lamp diagonally opposite.

The beggar was in rags, sitting cross-legged on the ground, staring at Liu Yuee with cold eyes. In a trance, Liu Yuee had an illusion that her desolate eyes seemed to be able to see through her heart.

Liu Yuee shook her body and walked to the beggar unconsciously.

She opened the small handbag, grabbed the scattered money inside and stuffed it into the beggar's hand. Then, she kicked off her high heels, sat side by side with the beggar, and began to cry with a runny nose and tears: "Do you know how bitter I am? Do you know how hard it is to be a woman? Why can't people change? He Zhang Jianxin zha so malicious ... "

Liu Yuee covered her heart and burst into tears.

After she cried incoherently for a long time, the beggar said, "If you are given a chance, how do you want to get back at him?" His voice sounded calm and distant.

"revenge? How to retaliate? " Liu Yuee gritted her teeth and murmured: "I just want to never be a woman again in my next life, let him be reborn as a woman in Zhang Jianxin, and let him taste the taste of being betrayed and abandoned by men!"

In the blue-gray moonlight, the beggar smiled indifferently, "I can help you realize your wish in this life, not in the next life."

As soon as the voice fell, his figure disappeared in the moonlight like a faded New Year picture.

The next day, at dawn, Liu Yuee woke up from a hangover. She found herself lying on the side of the road and sleeping all night.

A burst of urine came, and she wandered into the nearest supermarket, which had a public toilet. Opening the small door of the toilet, a squatting woman looked up at her and immediately let out a scream: "Ah! Rogue! "

The women who entered the toilet one after another looked at her with surprised eyes, frowned and cursed in disgust: "pervert!" " "

She unknown so, or into the toilet pit. As soon as her trousers were taken off, a horrible roar full of masculinity came out. "ah!"

Liu Yuee stumbled out of the toilet, and the people behind her scolded, "This man is crazy! Mental derangement! "

By the pool in front of the bathroom, Yue stood in front of the mirror. The sight in the mirror opened her eyes: Byakki Smoker was still wearing the gray underwear she wore in the bar last night, but her appearance and figure were exactly the same as her husband Zhang Jianxin!

In a trance, Liu Yuee remembered the mysterious smile and words of the beggar last night: "I can help you realize your wish in this life, not in the next life ..."

Liu Yuee actually slapped herself several times. It hurts!

It's incredible, but none of this is a dream. Liu Yuee and Zhang Jianxin really exchanged bodies!

2

Liu Yuee is still Liu Yuee now, but she is already a man.

Zhang Jianxin is still Zhang Jianxin, but he is already a daughter.

The fate was so cleverly arranged that Liu Yuee, who was desperate, felt very enjoyable, but Zhang Jianxin naturally could not accept it. He explained his strange experience to others everywhere, but the people who listened only thought that he was insane because of her husband's betrayal.

Yes, who can believe such a bizarre thing?

Zhang Jianxin went crazy and asked Liu Yuee for evidence. "Liu Yuee, what do you think you have done to me?"

Liu Yuee explained to him: "I didn't use magic, but one night I came home and met a mysterious man who looked like a beggar." He asked me what my wish was, and I casually said that I didn't want to be a woman anymore, and I wanted you to have a taste of being a woman ... "

Zhang Jianxin stood up and grabbed Liu Yuee's shoulder and asked excitedly, "Did he say when to exchange us?" ? ! "

Liu Yuee didn't know when their identities could be changed back, but she saw that Zhang Jianxin's state could collapse at any time, so she had to make up a lie to perfunctory him: "He seems to have said it for a year."

Zhang Jianxin let her go and sat on the ground. "Well, well ..."

He accepted the reality feebly.

The company was co-founded by Yue He, and now she has a new identity, which makes it very convenient to handle all kinds of business. Before long, she caught up with all the business again.

Running a business requires socializing with all parties. Liu Yuee often takes several close friends and clients from Zhang Jianxin to dinner in the company, and then goes to KTV and massage parlor after dinner. ...

Several buddies feel incredible about the transsexuality of "Zhang Jianxin".

"The elder brother of the building, why don't you miss? That's Xiaomei! Don't you always order her desk? "

"Elder brother, sister-in-law busy with you? No, you are not afraid of your wife! "

"Pig head, you, Brother Jian will marry Shen Jiayi soon, so you should pay attention to the influence!"

Yue-in distress situation, the so-called night of overtime entertainment was spent in such excitement. Liu Yuee thought that she had been distressed by his pressure and worried that he would hurt his health if he drank too much, so she felt really stupid. Countless husbands came home late, and she was too worried to sleep at night.

Zhang Jianxin became a daughter, and life was very difficult.

Liu Yuee has always been a family-oriented woman. She doesn't have many friends in her life. Occasionally, there will be one or two "girlfriends" who take the initiative to contact him, but she just keeps saying on the phone that her husband ignores his family, her mother-in-law is difficult and her children are rebellious. Zhang Jianxin is not interested in these. Later, but whenever Liu Yuee's friend called, he pretended not to hear and refused to answer.

Zhang Jianxin wants to participate in the company's business again as the proprietress.

He went to the mall to buy a domineering suit, stepped on ten-centimeter high heels and awkwardly walked into the company hall. The front desk and secretary brought him a cup of tea and took a quick look. "Sister-in-law, have a cup of tea."

He waved his hand. "Don't drink tea. Show me this month's financial statements! "

The secretary's face showed reluctance. "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, only Zhang Can always reads financial statements!" "

"I see and see what's the difference? I am the boss! "

Secretary embarrassed smile, "sister-in-law, you don't give me a hard time, this is always the articles of association. Teacher Zhang said that the company should have clear responsibilities, and you are no longer a company person. "

The secretary turned away as if she had run away.

Zhang Jianxin gasped, yes, this is all he confessed. He not only guarded Liu Yuee, but also promoted Liu Yuee's younger brother from the financial position to the company's custody, so as to firmly grasp the company's business and financial power in his own hands.

Zhang Jianxin left the company disgruntled and wandered around the street in boredom.

This kind of life is really boring.

He misses the chic life with wine, brothers and women.

Yes, women!

He hasn't tasted a woman for more than a month, and he doesn't know what happened to Shen Jiayi, a leprechaun. But now that he is a daughter, how can he see her?

Just thinking, I passed by Guiyuan Foot Wash City, which used to be the place where he often brought customers to chic. This is not an ordinary bath center, and all kinds of gray services are hidden in the magnificent hall.

He hesitated for only a few seconds before entering the hall.

There is no doubt that he has to go to the ladies' room now.

Originally, he thought he would be excited to see many naked women of different sizes, but in fact, he felt very dull. He understands that it is the changes in the body that bring about the changes in physiology and sexual orientation.

Now, it is men who can satisfy him!

After taking a bath, he asked for a single room, and the waiter in coffee overalls handed him a single card with the prices of various services written on it, which was nothing more than routine items such as foot bath, massage, back opening and essential oil.

He waved his hand. "I don't want this. I want a full set. Do you have it here? "

The waiter paused, obviously surprised. After all, there are still a few women who actively seek sexual services.

"Well, there are some. It takes about ten minutes to call from outside. Can you wait? "

Zhang Jianxin nodded and lay on the massage bed.

After a while, the door was pushed open and a young man in a khaki leather jacket came in, with wheat skin, a strong figure of 1 m 75, and a thick black knife-shaped eyebrow. Zhang Jianxin saw it, only feel shine at the moment.

A handsome young man!

Zhang Jianxin ordered a two-hour service. When he left, he asked for the young man's contact information.

three

Shen Jiayi felt very uneasy. For several days, Zhang Jianxin didn't contact her.

At this juncture of divorce, nothing can go wrong.

She had to go to Zhang Jianxin's office to find him, holding his favorite sashimi sushi packed from the restaurant.

Through the door, "Zhang Jianxin" is sitting at his desk, paying attention to the financial reconciliation.

Zhang Jianxin looked up at her, but in a trance, she caught a glimpse of Zhang Jianxin with disgust in her eyes.

I'm glad I didn't find another woman.

Shen Jiayi sat on the sofa and waited.

After waiting for more than an hour, Finance left and "Zhang Jianxin" was willing to take a look at her.

"New building, busy recently? I missed you, so I brought you food. "

Liu Yuee coldly looked at Shen Jiayi's flattering smiling face after dressing up, and resentment mingled with disgust surged in her chest.

"Jianxin, how do you get along with Liu Yuee?"

Liu Yuee has an ironic smile on her lips. "She is not normal recently. She wants to live and die all day, clamoring for a sex change. I think it's better to wait. "

Shen Jiayi didn't dare to say more. In front of her, "Zhang Jianxin" seems to have changed a temperament, which puzzled her.

She said coquetry, "Jianxin, will you come with me tonight?" People miss you ... "

Shen Jiayi stroked Liu Yuee's arm and looked at her piteously.

Liu Yuee only felt queasy, bitch!

"good! Wait for me at home at night. "

In the evening, Liu Yuee came to Zhang Jianxin and rented a high-end apartment for Shen Jiayi.

She knew long ago that Shen Jiayi lived in this community. This is her first time to come in. I didn't expect this way.

The room is luxuriously decorated, with all-European ivory furniture, large hand-painted oil paintings, wide round beds and purple curtains. ...

This dog and people will love it! Liu Yuee hated and scolded in her heart.

Shen Jiayi was wearing a light green low-cut nightgown, and her freshly washed hair hung half-dry on her smooth shoulders, revealing a bit of purity in her sexiness.

"Build a new one!" She threw herself into Liu Yuee's arms angrily.

I want to see how cheap this fox is. Liu Yuee feels an impulse of revenge.

She pushed Shen Jiayi away and sat down on the sofa. "I am so tired after a busy day that I want to soak my feet!" "

She stared at Shen Jiayi's face, trying to see her embarrassed expression.

Unexpectedly, Shen Jiayi only hesitated for a few seconds, then hung smiles appealed to bring her foot washing water.

Shen Jiayi not only poured her foot washing water, but also squatted on the ground and gently massaged her feet.

Liu Yuee only felt that her three views were broken all over the floor.

She is completely convinced: the woman in front of her can bend and stretch to achieve her goal!

Shen Jiayi, while holding her feet, asked sweetly, "Jianxin, this house will be rented soon. I don't want to renew it Didn't you promise to buy me a house in Qingshui Jiayuan? "

Yue-Liu E resisted her disgust. "Buy! What I promised you. When is the holiday? I will not only buy you a house, but also divorce Liu Yuexi as soon as possible! "

"Also, after I graduate, you should teach me to do business and give me half of the shares in the branch! This is what you promised me long ago, but you must do all this. "

Liu Yuee was shocked by Shen Jiayi's words. She didn't expect Zhang Jianxin to be fascinated by her.

In the next few days, Liu Yuee began to persuade Shen Jiayi to quit school.

"Jia yi, I think you don't want to be a graduate student! Don't you want to come to my company? You can come now, I just need someone! "

"But ..."

"Don't hesitate! What are you afraid of with my support? Jiayi, as long as you reassure me, I can give you any money. "

"Are you still afraid that my graduate students will come out and take the money and run away?"

"Of course I'm afraid! Jiayi, you are so young and beautiful, and you have a high degree. I'm afraid I can't catch you! "

Shen Jiayi hangs out with "Zhang Jianxin" all day, going in and out of all kinds of high-end and luxurious places, and has long been reluctant to do scientific research. Not only is she often absent from class, but the task of publishing papers required by the school is also delayed.

Liu Yuee made this request, which is exactly what she wanted. She thinks it is not only easy to quit school now, but also win Zhang Jianxin's heart and seize the opportunity to control the financial power of the company, killing two birds with one stone.

Therefore, after Liu Yuee handed the real estate license of Qingshui Jiayuan Building B 1-2202 to Shen Jiaqing, the Shen Jia Muslim who was at ease submitted an application for dropping out of school.

I finally don't have to go to school. Shen Jiaqing feels very relaxed.

She doesn't like scientific research and is not interested in her major. She went to graduate school just to get a decent degree, and then married a rich man.

Since she is going to be a rich woman soon, why study?

four

Recently, Yue received calls from several friends (former friends of course).

"The elder brother of the building, I said you can control sister-in-law! I met her several times in the bath center, and a man came out of the room, gaudy ... "

"Brother Jian, I'm really embarrassed to tell you about this matter. You'd better look at the WeChat photos I sent you directly ..."

Liu Yuee thought it was ridiculous. After this time, she knew that Zhang Jianxin's friends had been covering for him, especially Li Dazhi who took pictures. When she was pregnant, Li Dazhi also led Zhang Jianxin out to find a woman. Why are you all cops now?

Liu Yuee pretended to be careless and replied, "I don't have millet either! If he wants to find it, he can find it. I have to worry! "

"Elder brother, words can't say that! Who among the men we are dating doesn't have a woman? Sometimes, without women, others will laugh at our incompetence. " Li Dazhi was angry on the phone. "But I must watch my woman! Don't let her cuckold us! "

Liu Yuee sighed deeply in her mind. It seems that in the matter of men and women, there has been no fairness between men and women since ancient times!

Hung up the phone and Yue gave a call.

"Zhang Jianxin, pay attention to the influence! You are shameless, I want to save face! How can I meet people if I change my identity? "

"Now you know Yao Mian? You made me do this! How many times do you go home a month? I am in grass widow every day at home ... "Zhang Jianxin on the phone became angry from embarrassment and became hysterical.

Liu Yuee smiled and cried. "Don't you always do this to me?"

Zhang Jianxin cried speechless.

Liu Yuee said seriously, "Listen, Zhang Jianxin, I'm not interested in your scandal, but for the sake of my reputation, I'll send someone to monitor you 24 hours from today, so you'd better restrain yourself!"

After working for three months, Liu Yuee looked at the company's accounts. She found that the company spends more than one-fifth of its total profit on entertainment every month, and there are many unnecessary entertainments, especially those services with pornographic flavor.

Liu Yuee immediately called a meeting of all staff, and she ordered a sharp cut in hospitality. From now on, all large entertainment expenses will be reimbursed by her, and employees of the company are not allowed to spend in pornographic places. Once found, the bonus of the month will be deducted, and the person who is serious will be expelled.

When this resolution was issued, Zhang Jianxin's brothers inevitably complained, but many employees' families called to express their gratitude. Li Dazhi's daughter-in-law also brought two durians to the office to thank her.

"Make a new one, I have to thank you! You don't know, it turns out that Li Dazhi is not at home at all ... "Li Dazhi's daughter-in-law said, her eyes were red. "You'd better always carry out this rule!"

Liu Yuee looked at Dazhi's daughter-in-law, only to see that the woman in front of her was well dressed, but her complexion and skin were very old. Liu Yuee suddenly felt pity, another poor woman dying in the ocean of marriage.

Liu Yuee thought that the company's business would decline if the hospitality fee was reduced, but practice proved that the company's business was not affected, and the saved expenses also increased the company's net profit. She saves money in a separate account every month, and plans to use the money to open an education and training institution.

five

Shen Jiayi angrily walked into the office and slapped the property certificate on the table.

"Zhang Jianxin, you lied to me with a fake real estate license?"

Liu Yuee smiled coldly. She didn't expect Shen Jiayi to find out so soon. She wants to stall her for a while.

"Zhang Jianxin, I have been with you for two years! I gave up my graduate degree for you! Why are you doing this to me? "

"Tut tut!" Liu Yuee shook her head: "How touching, Miss Shen! Then do you want to explain what these photos are about? "

Liu Yuee took some photos from the drawer and put them on the table in front of Shen Jiayi. In the photo, Shen Jiayi is naked and hugging a young man.

"You ... you installed a monitor in my room?" Shen Jiayi was trembling with anger.

"So, how do I know that you are still holding another man in the house I rented for you?" Liu Yuee leered at her coldly.

Shen Jiayi's chest heaved violently, and she growled painfully, "Zhang Jianxin, are you sick? ! Why are you doing this to me? "

This woman finally tore off the painted skin, revealing a ferocious face!

Liu Yuee only felt a thrill in her chest. She stared into Shen Jiayi's eyes and said slowly, "Because what I hate most in my life is a shameless bitch like you! I spent so much energy just to tell you a truth your parents didn't teach you. There is never a shortcut in this world! "

That night, Liu Yuee slept soundly. She hasn't slept so well for a long time.

At dawn, she saw the beggar under the street lamp again in the dim light.

He smiled and asked her, "Does it feel good to take revenge? If you want to see me, come to me on a full moon night. "

six

The year finally arrived, and Zhang Jianxin felt that it was almost as long as a lifetime. He can't stand this boring and lonely life any longer.

He knelt on the ground and begged Liu Yuee piteously. His appearance is completely different from that of a year ago. "Moon, it's been a year, why haven't we changed back?" Will you beg the beggar? Don't worry, I won't divorce, and I will treat you well in return! "

The appearance of Zhang Jianxin made Yue have mixed feelings. When she reflected on her years of waiting at home, she deeply felt that she was unworthy.

Liu Yuee said dryly, "I also want to ask him what's going on. It's a full moon night in three days. Maybe I can see him. "

Three days later, at midnight, at the corner diagonally opposite the bar, under the dim street lamp, Liu Yuee and Zhang Jianxin really saw the mysterious beggar again.

The old man is still sitting on the floor, hanging his head.

Zhang Jianxin jumped out of the car, rolled and crawled up to the beggar and plopped down on his knees. "God, I know I was wrong. Please change me and my wife back! "

The beggar conjured a cattail leaf fan out of nowhere and shook it gently. "You can change it back, but your wife is willing to change it with you!" "

Zhang Jianxin immediately turned to Liu Yuee to bow. "Yue Mi! Wife! I promise to be good to you all my life! I will also transfer half of the company's shares to your name! Tell the fairy, will you exchange with me? "

Liu Yuee wanted to forgive Zhang Jianxin, but when he mentioned the word "half-share", she suddenly felt a sore throat, and the hatred that had just subsided in her heart rolled down again.

Zhang Jianxin, Zhang Jianxin, you can't stand this? More bitter is yet to come!

When Liu Yuee remembered that she was pregnant with a second child, Zhang Jianxin had gone out for prostitution. And she was alone at home with Dabao, enduring morning sickness. ...

In order to save the family, she forgave Zhang Jianxin countless times, but what did she get in the end?

Liu Yuee looked down at Zhang Jianxin and said coldly, "I don't want shares. I want you to experience pregnancy, childbirth and breastfeeding in October like me ... "

The words sound just fell, crackle, two people impressively has been lying in his double bed.

Zhang Jianxin is wearing a thin lace underwear, and her eyes are full of affection. Liu Yuee suddenly felt a fever in her body, and they cuddled and made out. ...

A month later, Zhang Jianxin sadly found herself pregnant. ...

Fan wai 1:

After pregnancy, Zhang Jianxin, like Liu Yuee, also experienced various pains of morning sickness and prenatal examination alone.

During childbirth, he was in full pain for a day and a night, rolling in bed in pain and crying for his parents.

After her son was born, Zhang Jianxin worked hard, nursing and washing diapers like Liu Yuee. Children have to eat night milk four or five times a night, and Zhang Jianxin can't sleep for three hours a night. ...

Liu Yuee, on the other hand, concentrated on the management of the company's business, which was booming and her training school was successfully established.

After the child was weaned at the age of one and a half, Liu Yuee finally agreed to change her identity with her husband.

After all this, Zhang Jianxin deeply realized that it was not easy for his wife. He no longer talks about divorce, but sincerely wants to raise his youngest son with his wife.

Liu Yuee is determined to divorce.

As a man for more than three years, the most practical feeling she got was: don't take feelings seriously, no one can hurt you!

Now that I have children, schools and money, I can live a very chic life in the future!

Revenge has been avenged, and she has seen through everything. Why hold a smelly man for life?

Fanwai 2:

When Liu Yuee was a child, her favorite TV series was Jigong.

In the community, other girls play hopscotch and bungee jumping, and invite Liu Yuee to play together, but they never care how happy they are. As long as it is 7: 30 in the evening, Liu Yuee will definitely leave her friends and run home.

Because, at 7: 40 every night, CCTV 2 broadcasts "Jigong" on time.

Little friends ran after her ass and shouted, "Liu Yuee, don't be silly! Jigong is a liar! Fake! "

Liu Yuee ran like crazy and shouted without looking back, "No! Jigong is real! He is the most powerful fairy in the world! He will come to help me when I have difficulties growing up! "

(Original title of this article: Changing your life with your husband)