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Yang Gongzi continued his composition 100 words.

1. Yang's son started to write 300 words 1. You can praise Yang's cleverness and praise him: "Wonderful, wonderful!"

2. It can be that Junping Kong licked his beard and said, "Awesome afterlife, awesome afterlife!"

4. I will be surprised, then I will laugh, praise the child for being smart, and feel guilty that I am not as smart as a nine-year-old child. Nodding slightly, he looked at Yang's son with approval and surprise, with a slight surprise in his eyes. I feel that Yang's son is smart and humorous. Show appreciation and love.

5. Junping Kong will say, "What a pity!"

2. Yang's son continued to write in Liang at the end of Han Dynasty. There is a family named Yang. This family has a nine-year-old son.

He has a sharp chin, a high nose, heavy eyebrows, a beautiful face and a sharp tongue. He wears a blue hair band, light yellow clothes, dark pants and a lavender jacket on his head. Wearing a blue ribbon and a pair of brown cloth shoes, you look like your children.

Although he is only nine years old, he is very clever, so everyone in Liang knows him. Once, Junping Kong came to visit his father, but as soon as he entered the door, he learned from the doorman that the person he was looking for was on a business trip.

At this moment, her mother greeted her and said to Junping Kong, "I'm sorry, my master is on a business trip. If you are not busy, please come to my humble abode. The telephone number is 3231335323635438+034313313635333E78. Junping Kong said quickly, "It doesn't matter, I'm not busy. Just wait for him for a while. "

At this time, his mother called him, "Son, come out and wait on the guests." He came out.

I saw that she had brought some fruits, many kinds and fresh. Because it was the harvest season of Yangmei at that time, Yangmei should be put on the table. When Junping Kong was about to reach for Yangmei, an idea flashed through his heart: "Hey, it is said that you are a little guy and very smart. Today I will use Yangmei to test whether you are worthy of the name. "

Thought of here, his outstretched hand shrank back. "How old are you?" Junping Kong asked.

Nine years old. "Is this red bayberry your fruit?" Junping Kong said, pointing to Yangmei.

"I haven't heard that this peacock is your bird? ! "He answered with rhetorical questions and polite answers. With these two words, both of them laughed.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I just used the wrong words to refute you. Don't mind, please forgive me. " He said.

"Oh, what a child prodigy. It really lives up to its reputation. Even I am a little sigh! " Say that finish, two people laughed again. This young child is Yang Xiu, a household name in history.

3. Read and write "The Son of Yang" 100 to 200. There is a big family named Yang in Liang State.

The young master's name is Yang Xiu. "Yang Xiu is the cleverest child in this city."

This sentence is known to almost everyone. One day, Junping Kong, a subordinate of Yang Xiu's father Yang Biao, visited Yang Biao.

Junping Kong knocked on the door button several times, and a housekeeper in gray came out. The housekeeper said, "Oh, it's Master Kong.

What brings you to our office? "Junping Kong replied," I met some problems. Let me ask Lord Yang. The housekeeper shook her head and said, "My Lord Kong, you have come at a bad time.

Our adults are out on business in the imperial court. Please come back in a few days. "Junping Kong was about to leave, but thought of Yang Xiu.

He thought to himself: Is Yang Xiu really so magical? I'm going to test him. Junping Kong turned around and smiled and said to the housekeeper, "I heard that your son is very clever. Can you see him? " The housekeeper said, "Of course."

Said, pulling Kong Junping into the living room, and called Yang Xiu in. Kong Jun waited for a while and saw a man coming out of the study with a teacup and a plate of fruit in his hand.

That man is very handsome, wearing clothes with white background and black spots. This is Yang Xiu. Yang Xiu said, "You must be Mr. Kong. Please have some fruit. "

Junping Kong saw some red bayberries in the fruit bowl, so he wanted to take this opportunity to test Yang Xiu. Junping Kong pointed to Yangmei and said, "This Yangmei belongs to your family."

Hearing this, I thought: My surname is Yang, and Yangmei has the same surname as me, so he said that we are a family. If my last name is Kong, he will say Peacock and my family. Oh, by the way, I refuted him with a peacock.

Yang Xiu smiled and immediately replied, "Why didn't I know the peacock was your bird?" Hearing this, Junping Kong didn't know how to answer, thinking: This child is really a wizard.

4. The sequel "The Son of Yang" is selected from Shi Shuo Xin Yu in the Southern Dynasties, which is a novel mainly recording anecdotes of gentry from the end of Han Dynasty to Jin Dynasty. This article tells the story of a nine-year-old boy named Yang in a middle school in Liang State. The gist of the story is this:

In Liang State, there is a family named Yang. There is a nine-year-old son at home. He is very clever. One day, Junping Kong came to visit his father. It happened that his father was not at home, so Junping Kong called the child out. The child brought Junping Kong fruits, including bayberry. Junping Kong pointed to Yangmei and showed it to the children, saying, "This is the fruit of your family." The child immediately replied, "I haven't heard that peacock is your bird."

The story is simple, humorous and interesting.

The purpose of choosing this course is: first, to expose students to classical Chinese and have a preliminary understanding of classical Chinese; The second is to understand the meaning of ancient Chinese; Third, let students feel the humor and wit of the characters' language in the story.

The teaching focus of this lesson is to guide students to read the text fluently, understand sentences and appreciate the humor of the characters' language.

2. Text analysis.

Understanding of (1) sentence.

Yang Liang's son is nine years old and very clever.

This sentence points out the characters and characteristics of the article. Play the role of the full text.

(2) Junping Kong notions of his father, the father is not, but call out.

From Junping Kong's visit to the child's father, we can see that the relationship between the two families is very good, and they often go back and forth. So when he learned that the child's father was absent, Kong did not leave immediately, but called the child out. It can be seen that Kong is familiar with children.

(3) For fruit, the fruit is Myrica rubra.

Who puts the fruit for whom? It is natural to know from the context that the child brought the fruit to Junping Kong. It seems that the child is very polite and good at entertaining guests.

(4) Confucius pointed out to his son and said, "This is the fruit of your family." The son replied, "I haven't heard that peacock is a master of poultry."

This is the key part of the story. When Junping Kong saw Yangmei and thought of the child's surname, he deliberately teased the child: "This is the fruit of your family." It means that your surname is Yang and your name is Yangmei. You are family! This simple joke is humorous and interesting. The child replied, "I haven't heard that peacock is your bird." Where is the clever answer? Junping Kong made a fuss about surnames, and so did the children. The peacock thought of "Kong" surname: The best thing is that he didn't directly say "Peacock is a master of poultry" stiffly, but took a negative way, saying "Peacock is not a master of poultry" and answered tactfully, which not only showed due courtesy, but also expressed the meaning of "Since Peacock is not your bird, Myrica rubra is my fruit", leaving Junping Kong speechless. Because he wants to admit that the peacock is his bird, what he said is tenable. This is enough to reflect the agility of children's thinking and the wit and humor of language.

"Poultry" in the sentence is different from "Poultry" now, and "home" and "Poultry" here express their meanings independently.

(2) Understanding of words.

Surname: Surname, a word of family.

Master: Used as a title of respect for a scholar or teacher.

Setting: Placement and decoration.

5. Ask for an expanded composition (about 400 words) of Yang's son in Lesson 10, Grade Five in primary school. In Liang State, there is a member named Yang. He has a 9-year-old son who is very clever.

One day, Mr. Yang's old friend Junping Kong came to visit at home. It happened that Mr. Yang was not at home. Junping Kong thought, I have heard that Mr. Yang's nine-year-old son is very clever. Why don't I take this opportunity to sound him out? So Junping Kong called Andy out.

Knowing that this was his father's good friend, Andy hurried out of the house to entertain the guests. At this moment, Junping Kong happened to see Yangmei on the table, remembered the child's surname, and thought of Andy, Doby.

Junping Kong pointed to Yangmei and said to Yangzi, "This is your fruit!" When Andy heard this, he knew that Junping Kong was teasing himself. He did, and remembered Junping Kong's last name. He replied without thinking, "I have never heard that peacock is your bird!" " Junping Kong listened to the child's words and thought, This child is really clever. He didn't directly say that Yangmei was not the fruit of his family, nor did he bluntly say that "peacock is the poultry of the master", but he said in a negative way that "I didn't know peacock was the poultry of the master", which left me speechless. It's really "deal with a man as he deals with you!" Junping Kong clapped his hands again and again: "Wonderful, wonderful, like father, like son!" ! "Andy just smiled and walked away.

6. The first sentence of "Yang's Son" was adapted into a composition of 100~200 words (urgent). In Liang State, there is a family named Yang, who has a nine-year-old son. He is very smart and cute, with big round eyes, a small mouth of Zhang Tiantian and a red round face. No matter who you meet, you will immediately say a few friendly words: "Hello! How have you been recently? Nice to see you again ... "His name is Yang Xiu.

Junping Kong drove the carriage overnight and went to Yang Xiugu. The next morning, Junping Kong came to Yang Xiu and his son's house. On this day, Yang Xiu's father just went out and told him that if there were guests from Yang Xiulai to see them. Junping Kong gently lifted the knocker, and then gently knocked on the door. The housekeeper hurried to the door and gently opened the iron gate in the yard. As soon as I saw Junping Kong, I asked politely, "What can I do for you, Junping Kong?" Also politely replied: "I'm here to see Yang's adult. Is he free? " The housekeeper said, "Alas, it's a pity that the master has just gone out and the young master is at home." Excuse me, does Lord Kong want to have a tea break and wait in yangfu? ""all right, all right! " Junping Kong quickly reply.

So Master Kong came to the living room with the housekeeper. The housekeeper hurried to Yang Xiu to report. "Master, Junping Kong's adult is here. He wants to see you. Can you go? " "Ok, prepare tea, I'll go to the living room right away." Yang Xiu replied.

In a short time, Yang Xiu came to the living room. Politely said to Junping Kong, "Hello, Uncle Kong! My name is Yang Xiu. " Junping Kong quickly said, "Hello!" The words sound just fell and Yang Xiu gave Junping Kong the excellent Longjing tea. Then, a large plate of fruit was brought out. There are many varieties, including bananas, apples, pears and bayberry. And said, "Uncle Kong, please eat some fruit and make yourself at home!" Junping Kong pointed to Yangmei and asked, "Yang Xiu, is this your fruit?" See, Yang Xiu quickly and firmly replied: "I didn't hear that the peacock is your bird." Junping Kong was shocked and said to him, "OK, OK, Yang has such a clever son, and I think he will be a useful person in the future."

Later, Yang Xiu really became a very wise counselor under Cao Cao.

In the state of Liang, there is a big family named Yang. Yangfu has a son, 9 years old. His name is Yang Xiu. He is very clever, clever and famous all over the world. Many people "came" to see him, but in the end he "beat" and "ran away".

On one occasion, Yang Xiu's father went out to visit and was not at home. At this time, Yang Xiu's father's good friends came to visit him, that is, Mr. Junping Kong and Mr. Kong Lao became famous all over the world. He and yangfu were congenial and became good friends. They talk about everything. Mr. Kong promised to meet Yang Fu again today to discuss literature with him. Unfortunately, Yang Fu went out to meet other friends.

However, Mr Junping Kong is sitting in a chair and waiting. At this time, the servant saw it and ran to the young master and said, "Young master, Mr. Kong has been waiting in the hall for a long time. Mr. Kong is here. Go and say hello to him! " Yang Xiu heard these words and immediately rushed to the living room. Sure enough, he saw Mr. Kong. Yang Xiu smiled and followed Mr. Kong. Mr. Kong quickly said, "Nothing. Where's your father? " "My father is out," said Yang Xiu. "Somebody, tea and fruit!" Then, a plate of fruit was served, including bayberry.

When Confucius saw it, he couldn't help thinking: people say he is very clever. Why don't I go to see him today? I will write some articles about his surname. Thinking of this, Confucius pointed to Yangmei and showed it to Yang Xiu. He said in an arrogant and casual tone, "This is the fruit of your family!" Confucius was a little complacent afterwards.

Unexpectedly, Yang Xiu answered brightly with a loud voice: "I didn't hear that peacock is your poultry!" Hearing this, Mr. Kong repeatedly said, "Seeing is believing. I admire you! "