Answers to brainstorming and series of jokes

A brain teaser is designed by using people's confusion between metalanguage and object language. Did you get the original brain teaser? The following is a series of cold jokes I provide for you for your reference.

Brainstorming of comic jokes (selected articles) 1. Guess a word. A: Chu.

2. What do people fear most? Answer: A debt.

3. A minimum positive integer, divide, divide, divide? Answer:

4. Which stockade has the most people? Answer: Cambodia

5. A person went to an Internet cafe and met a classmate and two friends, each with a child and a friend. How many people go to the Internet cafe? Answer: one person, others didn't say go.

6. What is the longest? Answer: Time.

7. No wood, no forest! (Type a word) Answer: Yes.

8. One yin and one yang, one short and one long, one day and one night, are a pair (one word)? Answer: Ming

9. The left is green, the right is red, the right is afraid of water, and the left is afraid of insects (one word)? Answer: autumn.

10. Happy everyone! Answer: Qiqihar.

Brainstorming (latest) 1. Where is asking for trouble? Answer: pharmacy

2. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer: Ping

3. Who is the most disobedient? Answer: deaf

4. What injuries can't be cured by the hospital? Answer: nerve-racking

5. What door has no door leaf? Answer: goal

6. Where is the eternal circle painting? Answer: waist.

7. Xiao Zhao bought a lottery ticket and won the first prize. He went to receive the prize without giving an answer: it was not the date of receiving the prize.

8. There is a place where bad guys are taught, but no police dare to take action to sweep it. What is this place? Answer: detention center

9. Why didn't the thief leave footprints when he fled the scene? Answer: Walk backwards.

10. It takes one hour from Beijing to Tianjin, and the train goes from Beijing to Tianjin. Half an hour later, where is the train now? Answer: On the tracks.

1 1. What shit doesn't stink? Answer: angels

12. Personal hide-and-seek, caught one, how many are left? Answer: Two.

13. Some things go up, down and up at the same time. What is this? Answer: seesaw

14. What ball is closest to you? Answer: Earth.

15. The police saw someone robbing the bank, but they didn't catch it. Why? Answer: Because the bank robber is making a movie.

16. What's the biggest in the world? Answer: Eyelids

17. A hunter can only shoot one meter with a shotgun, and a rabbit is away from him 100 meters. Why not shoot him? Answer: His gun is 100 meter long.

18. Fat sister is ill. What does she fear most from people who come to see her? Answer: Please take care.

19. What is the most expensive wine? Answer: the wedding banquet.

20. What bowl won't break? Answer: the iron rice bowl

Brainstorming (classic) 1. Two trees don't make a forest (one word) A: Item

2. What cow can't plow? Answer: Snails

3. What can't be applauded? Answer: cactus

4. What pen can't be written? Answer: electric pen

5. What water can't be drunk? Answer: salary

6. What is the most comfortable place in the world? Answer: Mom's stomach.

7. Under what circumstances do people have four eyes? Answer: When two people are together.

8. What's the difference between chess and Go? Answer: The former is getting less and less, and the latter is getting more and more.

9. Xiao Wang lives on the first floor. Why doesn't he take the elevator every day? Answer: He lives on the first floor.

10. Why does a person eat a cow a day? Answer: I ate snails.

1 1. What should be hidden and secretly used, and then secretly given to others after use? Answer: No.

12. Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? Answer: Because he has fallen asleep.

13. Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. Why? Answer: Just push it away.

14. bite off the cow's tail (type a word)? Answer: Sue

15. When is cotton heavier than salt? Answer: Soak in water.

16. The moon holds up half the sky (in one word) Answer: Yes.

17. Someone hanged himself with noodles, and he really died. Why? Answer: He fell down and died.

18. One and one seventh, one word. Answer: one.

19. What's more annoying than crows? Answer: crow's mouth