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Open an online shop and write a composition of not less than 1500 words?

Dear friends, netizens, hello online!

May I ask you a question? How can stones float on water?

Zhang Ruimin, CEO of Haier Group, raised such a question at a meeting of middle-level cadres: "How can stones float on the water?" The answers are different. Some people say that the stone has been hollowed out, and Mr. Zhang shook his head. Some people say that it should be placed on a board, and Mr. Zhang said "there is no board"; Some people say that the stone is fake. Mr. Zhang emphasized that "the stone is real" ... Finally someone stood up and answered: "Speed!" Zhang Ruimin showed a satisfied smile on his face: Accurate! "The Art of War" says that "the disease of stirring water, as for those who drift stones, the situation is also". Speed determines whether a stone can float. "

Life is the same, no one is waiting for you, and there is no chance to stay for you. Only by racing against time can you win. The early bird catches the worm. Get ahead of others and don't stop. This is the situation of competitors and winners. Yes, if there is a shortcut to success, it is flying and always ready to fly.

2 1 century, some people basically can't feel: speed, change, crisis! So when someone: learning, changing, starting a business, he doesn't like it!

Excuse me: who runs fast when people race with horses?

"Of course horses run fast!"

Then can we ride horses?

"Yes!" Shout: win at once! (or immediate success)

Internet is the speed of light! The online shop training website is a horse-our mount!

But when we sit down, we often have a gadfly staring at its horse's ass. What are we doing? Shoot! Keep pushing the horses!

Shang Shi realized that there was a road ahead-he was on the road;

Zhong Shi saw a road ahead-he hit the road;

Someone showed me the way-he's afraid to hit the road yet!

Tell you a joke passed on to me by a netizen: the United Nations has issued a topic and asked children all over the world to answer: "Please talk about your own views on food shortage in other countries." The result is that children in any country will not answer this question. Because African children don't know what "food" is after reading the topic; European children don't know what "lack" is after reading the title; Latin American children don't know what "please" is after reading the topic; After reading the title, American children don't know what is called "other countries"; After reading the topic, Asian children don't know what "their own views" are.

After reading it, I smiled bitterly for a long time. I feel that the person who invented this joke is really deep, and it is really a sharp irony: when we were young, we really didn't know what "our own opinion" was, and most people always had to struggle and be confused for a long time before they invented it. Ah! The life I live doesn't seem to be the life I want.

Shelley, an English romantic poet, has such a poem: "If winter comes, can spring be far behind?" Even in the cold winter, as long as there is light in your heart, you can smell the breath of spring; Even if trapped by adversity, as long as there is light in the heart, the dark clouds overhead will always be penetrated by it; Even if you are knocked down a hundred times by setbacks and failures, as long as there is light in your heart, you can stand up one hundred and one times, leave your bitter smile to yesterday, and win the future with indomitable perseverance and confidence.

Hemingway said: "People can be torn apart, but they can't be knocked down." Because as long as there is light in your heart, no external unfavorable factors can destroy your pursuit of life and your vision for the future. Many times, it is not others who defeat us, but lose confidence in ourselves and put out the volcanic light in our hearts. There is light in the heart, which is the foundation of confidence, the source of strength, the searchlight to open the road of life and the golden key to success! Eight mentalities necessary for success:

1) positive attitude: things will always coexist with yin and yang, positive attitude will always see the good side of things, and negative attitude will only see the bad side. A positive attitude can make a bad thing better, and a negative attitude can make a good thing worse. Now, this is a contest of understanding! A positive attitude is like the sun. Where it shines, a negative attitude is like the moon. The fifteenth day of the first month is different. It's not that there is no sunshine, because you always keep your head down, not that there is no oasis, but that your heart is a desert. Success attracts success, and migrant workers attract migrant workers. Wall Street motto: If you want to get rich, you must stay away from fools, at least 50 meters away.

2) learning mentality: learning is to replenish energy for yourself, and you must have input before you can output. Success is a learning process. Especially in the era of knowledge economy, the cycle of knowledge updating is getting shorter and shorter, and expired knowledge is a waste. Only by continuous learning can we continuously absorb energy, adapt to the development of society and survive. Be good at thinking, analyzing and integrating. Only in this way can we innovate. Learning is the process of accumulating wealth and inventing wealth. Now study is to earn income, and study is to start a business. Learning is to pay attention to the things around you. Reading thousands of books, it is better to take Wan Li Road; Wan Li Road is not as good as reading countless people; A famous teacher points the way, which is better than reading countless people.

3) the mentality of paying: it is a causal relationship. Giving up is giving, and the mentality of giving is the boss's mentality. It is the mentality of doing things for yourself, and we must understand the relationship between willingness and willingness. Giving up is what you get. Small house is small, big house is big, I can't bear to part with it. The mentality of work is perfunctory. People who don't want to pay always save money, labor and trouble, and finally save success.

4) Adhere to the mentality: we must persist in improving ourselves. The last one is king. I once translated for Americans. She said that more than 90% of the people sitting here can't succeed. I dare not translate. Later, she kept saying a word, which made me understand, because 90% people couldn't hold on. Persistence is a state of mind when encountering bumps, rather than smooth maintenance. When you encounter a bottleneck, you must keep it until you break through the bottleneck and reach a new peak. Stick to the end and don't lose to yourself.

5) cooperative mentality: cooperation is a realm. Cooperation can conquer the world. Strong alliance. Synergy is not just the sum of addition. 1+1= 1 1 plus1is11. This is the synergistic effect. But a 1 fell and became-1 1. Football field can best reflect the main points of cooperation. Success is not working, but cooperation. Success is organizing positive people to do things together.

6) a humble attitude; Get rid of shortcomings and absorb advantages. Modesty makes people progress, while pride makes people lag behind. There is a saying: Humility is the greatest achievement of mankind. Humility makes you respected. The fuller the ears of wheat are, the more curved they are.

7) gratitude; Appreciate everything around us, including ups and downs, difficulties and hardships, and our enemies. Things do not exist in isolation. Without everything around you, you don't exist. The great benefit of teaching network is caused by many factors; The telecom channel provided by China Telecom, the game hall being changed into Internet cafes, the political environment of nationwide networking, the four platforms provided by American companies, and the comparison of single and high prices of information products in the market. It is precisely because of these various factors that the success of educational network can be promoted. So we should be grateful for all this. What you do well is what you do, and what you do is generally what we do; I did a terrible job.

8) the mentality of returning to zero; Start over. The first success is relatively easy, and the second is not easy, because it can't be zero. The president of Changan Group said in an interview with the son of the Orient that the failure of an enterprise is often due to its success. The law of development of things is wave-like progress, spiral rise and periodic change. In China's old saying, it is called the turn of the wind, and in economics, it is called asset reorganization. There's a saying in TV series: Life is all over again. You can't enter a new asset reorganization without returning to zero. There will be no sustainable development.

There should be five kinds of mentality:

1) Speculative mentality, unlimited future trouble. No rape, no business. Now is the era of honesty, not the passing god of wealth, but the people and talents who spend money. Constantly choose to start, and finally lose. Speculative companies always attract speculators, who always expect to earn more than they pay.

2) a lucky attitude; Apply other people's mentality and steal the bell. If you don't keep your feet on the ground, you always want a pie in the sky.

3) give it a try; You are bound to fail. If you don't like teaching in one school, you can try another school. It's not cost-effective to work in a restaurant. You can change to another restaurant. But the Internet is a once-in-a-century opportunity. If you lose it, it won't happen again. In the 25 years of reform and opening up, we have lost three times, self-employed, original shares and real estate. Opportunities are characterized by uniqueness and time constraints. He is essentially different from ordinary mature professional work. Try this year, and you won't have a chance to try next year. Things are not smooth sailing, and they are bound to encounter bumps. Try not to develop your potential. People who have tried have no big illusions. The result of the test is: take a step back and stand still, but there is no progress. Try three times, try twice, and the opportunity is gone, lost forever.

4) attachment mentality; Finally, I was abandoned as a burden. So we should cooperate with each other, not depend on each other. Take your career as your own. People should help themselves.

5) the mentality of returning to nature; When your goal is completed, you will naturally stop. One of the reasons why some nobles commit suicide is because they are bored, because their goals have been completed and there is no expectation, so they must set lofty goals. Going back to nature will hinder your real future and value.

Accurate mentality

For people engaged in marketing, success, 100% is due to our attitude! This is a terrible conclusion that may shock you. But that's the truth. Today's attitude determines tomorrow's success.

1, a determination: how big is the training cause of opening an online store? If you want to say big, you will be big, if you want to say small, you will be small. How small is it? Small enough to only need the determination of 360 yuan; Only in this way can we be qualified and have the right to share a good career with you, but 360 yuan has great determination behind him. The network itself has no national boundaries and no geographical restrictions. Online shop training has four major trends in the Internet age. It is a sunrise industry with infinite vitality, and it is also a very huge and atmospheric undertaking with great social significance. We chose a road to change ourselves and our career at the same time, which was temporarily opposed and unknown by many people; When we start to act, there will be some gossip around us; Make sure there are some obstacles. At this time, we need to go through two levels:

A. Lengshuiguan You were in high spirits when you learned about the online shop training from your friends today. When you get home, you tell everyone that it is impossible to talk about online shop training when you meet people. Because you just heard about the online store training program for the first time, you don't know everything, let alone answer the questions raised by new friends. If you can't answer them, it will be an illusion for those who question you. Especially your family, they often say: you can't do it, don't do it, don't be silly, you are basically not cut out for online shop training, how can you do that kind of good work? Hurry up and take your 1500 yuan class honestly. After taking a cold bath, can I still engage in online shop training? In today's era, as something we don't know, 99% people always instinctively oppose and deny it. They just want to show that they are more mature and superior than others, and they don't want to spend some time painstakingly understanding the essence, nature and whole process of a thing, especially those kind elders and friends, especially the guidance of various units. They think they are naturally superior and smarter than you. In fact, on the contrary, you can choose to open an online shop for training. It is a kind of foresight. You have chosen a development trend, and you don't know how much better than them, because from top to bottom, they only see you, a nobody, a piece of land under your feet, and from bottom to top, you see a broader blue sky above his head. The determination we just set up by ourselves was extinguished in an instant. On the other hand, please think about how difficult it is to choose an accurate lifestyle in one's life; We often dream that we can live a better life than now, and we all hope that we can get a greater sense of accomplishment, but if there is a chance of success in front of you, do you dare to grasp it? For those who dream of having a good opportunity to come to their side every day but dare not grasp the existing opportunity, they can only dream of success forever, but they can't reach it. Most people always think that they are ordinary people and deserve to enjoy ordinary taste? In fact, in the journey of life, many times, you are supporting others to move forward. For example, the people at the upper level of your unit only help some people to clear the way, bridge when encountering water, believe in mourning and shame, and even make piers and bridge decks, so that others can easily and smoothly move to a higher level. You have done more than half of their success for them, but you have been mediocre all your life. Aren't you sorry? A person's life is long and short. You should control your own destiny and seize your own opportunities. Think about it, cold water is coming, do you dare to choose? Facing our life, we can't always be so silent; Do you want to seize the opportunity, work hard and earn money all your life? Or do you want to struggle for a lifetime to make money? From the perspective of energy and our life, should we suffer for a while? Or do you want to suffer forever? So we must pass this cold water pass. Marx said: "Only those who climb bravely on the tortuous road can hope to reach the peak of glory."

B, save face. We share a good project with your friends. We won't sell a good project to some people who don't need it, and we won't sell it as we do on the street now, which is absolutely different from dumping; Our business is to help others succeed, and at the same time, we will succeed! So, face it. Today, I would like to share the training plan for opening an online shop with others. We are conveying a new concept to others, informing others of a business opportunity and an opportunity. Sharing is an idea and culture in the information age, and it is a tasteful undertaking. If the other person is not a few steps behind, we still disdain to talk about it!

2, to dig conscience:

When the online store training program is in front of you, when a career appears in front of you, what kind of mentality you have is quite critical. I have asked many people: Have you been promoted to high flyers after doing this job? They said not yet. I feel that not upgrading violates my own principles. You haven't become a real learner and a beneficiary of the project. How do you introduce it to your friends? First of all, we should upgrade to advanced students as soon as possible, so that after ten yuan, we can directly apply for payment and become a beneficiary as soon as possible. The more we do this, the more confident we will be, and you will be excited by the training of opening online stores, and you will involuntarily share the superior system of opening online stores with your friends, and it is a spontaneous action from the heart. Because sharing is human instinct, when we meet a good project, you will involuntarily sell it to people around you, even some white-haired old people. In this way, you will not violate the main purpose of online store training, because she has feelings to impress and convince people, because she gives people an excellent, knowledgeable, healthy, potential-stimulating and entrepreneurial platform.

3. Have confidence:

Self-confidence is very important to a person's life. We can think that when we are 20 years old, we have very strong beliefs, ambitions and even ambitions. At that time, we thought: "We want to go to college, study abroad, have a house and a car, and change our present life;" Why is self-confidence slowly worn away with age? " That's because we have encountered too many setbacks in real life. People's confidence is the same as that of animals. Everyone sitting here today, can you make up your mind to have a clear conscience and discover our innate self-confidence? Some people only think about rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar every day, and dare not think about anything else? A giant once said such a sentence; "Successful people think about how to change the status quo, and they will live better than they do now. People who fail always think about how to stick to the status quo so as not to have no food. " There are also some parents who pin their faith on their children; So I send my children to school every day, and take them to learn art, calligraphy, cram school and piano when I have a rest. They never consider this problem. In this world, all good things are for us. The key is whether I can try bravely and make me confident to meet a wonderful life. Humans are huge because of delusion, and the world is wonderful because of the Internet. The future of online store training is not a dream, but a dream can be realized. A giant once said, "As long as we have fantasies, we can certainly achieve them." So we must have innate confidence.

4. Perseverance:

The training of opening an online shop is an intangible concept, a culture, a career method and a real living method. This is a long process, but compared with our life, it is relatively short. We advocate a word, anyone who does our online shop training is difficult ~ difficult ~ difficult ~, so give yourself a year to do it seriously! "Perseverance is the foundation of success", and everyone's wisdom, talent and knowledge are different. But success must have perseverance, that is, the similarity of successful people lies in their persistence in their careers. In fact, opening an online shop training career is also a career that tests one's perseverance; As long as we grasp the training concept of opening an online shop, learn computer operation skills and learn the training reward system of opening an online shop, we will be able to practice successfully forever and quickly. Success, success needs to be down-to-earth and practical. Perseverance. In this world, people who can really succeed often take a few more steps than others. A successful master once said: The simplest steps to success are: first, choose your purpose; Second, abandon everything that has nothing to do with your purpose; Third, the next thing to do is what Churchill said: carry it out from beginning to end and never give up until you win!

5, a valuable heart of dedication:

Doing online shop training is like a boomerang: how much you pay is equal to how much you get. Here, it is often those who have the courage to contribute and those who sponsor others to succeed that can succeed on their own. People should report that everything is based on caring for and benefiting mankind, and then gain wealth while gaining knowledge. This is what we call five hearts (determination, conscience, confidence, perseverance and dedication). With these five hearts, we will open up good prospects and have a foundation for success.

6, do your own business mentality:

Since online shop training is a career, it is definitely not a handyman's job. If you are engaged in a job, the sky falls and the boss supports you; Today is to engage in a career, and it is for yourself, so you must take full responsibility for yourself. Therefore, in the early days of starting a business, even if you encounter great hardships, you must hold on to it and not abandon it. This is the so-called factory with an investment of 100 thousand or even hundreds of thousands. Can you give up when you encounter difficulties? No way. The same is true of online shop training, which can make each of us succeed in a short time and make you win in career and economy, so this career is arranged by yourself.

7, let the empty mind to zero:

Everything in online shop training starts from scratch, no matter who it is, even undergraduates should start from scratch. He can make everyone give full play to their personal potential, which can change a person and cultivate a person. People need to learn a lot in life. Never too old to learn. Education and training is a new undertaking, spanning the Internet market and the teaching market. Every girl has a princess dream, which is the biggest development trend in the world at present. Therefore, every student should keep practicing and studying. Only by learning from practice, doing it down-to-earth, starting from scratch, absorbing the essence of teachers and gaining ability.

8. Be prepared to suffer:

Nothing in a person's life can be smooth sailing, with ups and downs. The road is down-to-earth, and it is impossible to get something for nothing. There is no cause for nothing in the world, and it is possible to succeed without suffering!

9. Have a successful attitude:

In our online shop training, we should be proactive, don't be impatient, do it wholeheartedly, don't be half-hearted, and hold an optimistic energy when encountering difficulties and setbacks. So when we encounter difficulties in the future, don't frown and sigh, which will have a very bad influence on your classmates and the network below! Remember this. We should have a winner's mentality: there are winners in all kinds of industries. If others can succeed, why can't we? Then again, it's just a matter of jet lag. None of the people who did our online shop training failed, only the quitters. It depends on whether you are really involved. Some people will say, "I can't do your business, and I don't understand it." On the other hand, if you can't understand, then study! Everyone is equal before the truth! No one can succeed without learning and skill.

10, the most important thing is the mentality of learning and copying:

The key to the success of online store training sharing promotion is four words: "learning" and "copying". What to copy is 100% to follow the way of successful teachers, and then teach the original knowledge we learned from teachers to newly registered users, and copy from generation to generation. Many proud people will think: why should I listen to your deployment? We have our own way of doing things. How good is it to go our own way? In fact, these people are all wet. Who is in charge of the online store training business, and who has the right to manage it? A student with very good grades once said, "I can't change you, but I can influence you!" " Every outstanding student who manages the training cause of opening an online shop attentively is not unsuccessful! Success is always reserved for those who give. Because your copying strength and speed are limited, if you teach 10 people, the speed at which 10 people independently develop new users is completely different from that of you alone. Only by copying talents will we work harder and relax, otherwise there will be more and more users below us, and they will not know how to copy people to help you develop. They have too many things to solve, if only you. Are you getting tired? In addition, the importance of our training is reflected in education. If you don't study after becoming a registered user and don't really feel the scientific nature of the system, you will promote it, which is different from deceiving people. In addition, others will ask our new users, who have been users for so long, whether they have studied computers or made web pages. Have you opened an online shop? How much did you earn? How do new users who haven't studied computers answer their questions? How can it be convincing? If our users are not convincing, how can we develop new users? In the long run, new users will collapse, develop slowly or even fail to develop, which will eventually lead to complaints from old users and schools.

Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you, so you must teach yourself the computer first, and then continue to copy it, so as to lead your team to develop healthily, steadily and rapidly.

People who have their own ways are really not talents. Only those who teach others how to do it are real talents. Because this is a career that only helps others succeed, and you can succeed yourself.