Please tell me a joke.

1, Liu Bei came home and saw his wife lying in bed with clothes on, flushed, flustered and panting. She asked, what's the matter? His wife said she had a heart attack and had difficulty breathing. Liu Bei immediately went out to see a doctor. Just as she went out, she saw her son crying at the door. Liu Bei asked his son why he was crying. His son said there was a man hiding naked in the closet! Liu Bei went into the room to check. As soon as he opened Zhang Feiguang's ass and hid in the cupboard, he opened his mouth to scold, your son, you came to my house and saw your sister-in-law was ill, but you didn't call a doctor, and you hid in the cupboard to scare my son. 2. Go to KFC for an interview alone. The manager asked: Can you type? No. The manager asked: Can you dance? No. The manager asked, what can you do? I can sing! The manager said: Good! Then you sing a song. Sing: more choices, more laughter ~ at McDonald's. A female reporter went to the mountains to interview and met an old man who was herding sheep. Reporter: Uncle, you have lived here for so many years. Is there anything you will never forget? Old man: Yes, one year, a sheep was lost and all of us went to look for it. When we found it, we showed her around. Another year, a woman in the village got lost. We went to the whole village to look for her. When we found her, we showed her around ... Reporter: Is there anything you will regret for the rest of your life? I saw the old man shaking his hands, lighting a crumpled cigarette and taking a deep breath: One year, I got lost ... 4. In a mental hospital, one day the dean wanted to see how three mental patients recovered, so he put a white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on the rabbit, grabbed the rabbit's ear and shouted "Drive". The dean shook his head. The second man turned his back on the white rabbit, patted its ass and said, "Chase it for me". The dean sighed. The third crouched there, touching the white rabbit assiduously. After reading it, the dean nodded with satisfaction, only to hear him say, "sample, let you walk 300 meters, and I will chase you after washing the car!" " "Dean fell down and fainted. ...