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Have a wife's foul language, and provoke her in the middle of the night.

1, good love is three meals a day.

You know my depth, and I know your length.

3, weak water 3 thousand, I only fuck you.

4. Do what you like and make friends with others.

You smile sweetly and taste salty.

6, daughter-in-law ninth set of broadcast gymnastics, start!

7. Get out of the screen and slap me.

8. What kind of flowers do you have? Come and plant strawberries with me.

9. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

10, I am your desiccant, and I will fuck you when you are wet.

1 1. My arms are full of you.

12, I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

13. If you have nothing to grow, come and grow strawberries with me.

14, stay with Lao zi, I'll let you sleep loudly.

15, be my little princess and only eat my stick. You won't suffer.

16, I'll make you cattle and horses. Will you give me grass?

17, don't be too naughty. I'm telling you, you're looking for pa.

18, there are 70 ways to please you, one is shopping and the other is 69 ways.

19, lying at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is you, the glacier is you.

20. I have been unruly, but I am upset about you in bed.

2 1. When you are ashamed, you want to be young all your life, and when you hug, you want to grow old instantly.

I won't make you cry except when I fuck you.

23. Do we want romance? How romantic is it? I can surf, you slow down.

24. You want to unplug the oxygen bottle and give Cao a good meal before I die.

25. Did you ask about the smell of burning? That's my heart burning.

26. There are 100 sweet ways, such as eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

27. I want to bite you and taste what you are made of. It's so cute.

28. I said there was nothing delicious in our school. Let's go out for dinner. He said he would eat you.

29, came to this world, no matter how to say a decent truth, I like you.

30. When I meet you in summer, I prefer you in autumn, and I can't live without you all year round.

3 1. If she breaks your heart, if she says goodbye, if she doesn't abandon me, I will run to you.

32. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.

33. I think after you met me, you lived less and less like yourself, like my wife.

34. I think I am a playboy! Why? Because I like the way you look every day.

35. I want to kiss you, hug you and touch your body. Make your body tremble.

36. The food is just like you. Every time I taste it, I feel that I have a self in my life, which is very fortunate.

37. I like the way you are naked in bed. You hold me shyly.

38. People love you only because they want to sleep with you. I'm different. A sofa or a kitchen will do.

If you get lost, you must stand in the most conspicuous place until I find you.

40. It is not difficult to fall in love with a woman, but it is difficult to fall in love with a woman forever, and I can.

4 1. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

42. Others approach you to have sex. Unlike me, I can try the balcony, kitchen and car.

I can't tell the difference between love and possession. I just want to touch you before going to bed, kiss you deeply and hug you tightly in my sleep.

44. I can't say that you are fine there. I just want to watch you take a bath and think of your snow-white neck and butterfly bones under your skirt. You are the only dirty thing in my life.

45. I want to gently touch down from your collarbone, touch the red beans on your chest, your lower abdomen, until the last secret zone, and want to possess you a little.

46. Other people approach you to have sex with you. Of course, unlike them, I want to try the sofa. Well, the kitchen and balcony are also ok.

47. Today I love you more than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow. Every day is the same. Like you, like your eyebrows, like your temper, not you.