A case similar to the "county magistrate's trial" is in urgent need of help because of a joke caused by slurred speech.

An illiterate county magistrate took his master to office. On his first day in court, he happened to have diarrhea and had to appear in court alone.

It is said that there was a case on the first day of the trial. The plaintiff's name is Yu Biandiu, the defendant is Yu Kui, and the witness is Yu Kui.

The county magistrate called the plaintiff first, read the word halfway and shouted, "Give it to me all!" " All three people came up. The magistrate was puzzled and knew that he was wrong. Then call the defendant and shout "Everybody down". All three of them fell.

The county magistrate is even more puzzled. But he didn't know what to do, so he shouted again: "all of you!" " Everybody down. Repeat this three times.

When I went to the toilet, a bag in the toilet inquired, and when I heard the joy of going up and down in front, I quickly lifted my pants out. He looked at it and said, "Sir, you are mistaken. The plaintiff's name is Yu Biandi, and the defendant's name is Yu Biandi. "

The county magistrate breathed a sigh of relief, wiped his sweat and said, "Sir, it's a good thing you came in time. If you don't come again, I'll call a witness. The name of the witness is "michel platini". Anyway, I can't call michel platini in class. "