What are the short paragraphs?

1. Mother is teaching her three-year-old daughter Yaya to read. Yaya doesn't know the wooden characters of trees. So, my mother asked, Ya Ya, what is the small bench made of? Yaya looked at it, and replied with milk: the small bench is for the ass.

Four-year-old Tony asked his father to do something, but he ignored it. Tony found his father obedient to his mother. One day, Tony shouted to his father, "I'm mom." Get me an apple quickly!

3, 9-year-old Serena stood on the side of the road crying because she lost money. At this time, a man came over and asked him, "What's the matter with you, little friend?" Serena said, "I lost a dollar." The man said, "Hey, don't cry, uncle will give you one yuan." Serena smiled through tears, but after receiving the money, she began to cry again. The man said, "Why are you still crying?" Serena looked at the money and replied, "I hope I didn't lose it just now, so I have two yuan."