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A joke caused by autumn trousers

1:

No amount of autumn trousers can show Lao Tzu's helplessness.

-wear long pants and don't take the usual road.

-Do you want a pair of trousers, too? Yes!

-Sophie elastic autumn pants, 360-degree elastic close-fitting, ultra-thin!

2:

Cold! Come late! I'm already wearing long pants!

-I'm your what? You are my long pants.

-Huh? So I'm long pants. So I can put you on me.

-Look at the handsome guy in front. Look at the handsome boy's long trousers. They are fresh and stylish, and they are more confident!

3:

-wearing long pants is healthier.

-some protection, he can give me, some protection can only rely on long pants. Autumn trousers, 24-hour emergency warmth.

-Passion burns, accidents are inevitable, long pants, emergency warmth. Can be paired with two pairs of long pants.

-Put on your pants, I'm coming. -Pants, 1: 1: 1.

Franchise woman! Why don't you have long pants? Autumn trousers are free.

4:

-Who is it? Please don't wear long pants in the theater!

-Wear other people's long trousers, so that others don't have them.

-once, there was a pair of autumn trousers in front of me. I didn't cherish it, but now I regret it.

If God gives me another chance to wear long pants, I will definitely wear them. If there is a deadline, I hope it is ten thousand years!

Look at the big picture

5:

-I'm so happy! Wearing long pants again!

-Li and Li, your mother sent you two pairs of autumn trousers!

-I love you ~ Black Cow Chuku.

-Although autumn trousers are good, don't wear more ~

6:

-Just put on long pants.

-Long pants, never stop.

-For the elders, red autumn trousers!

-Our beautiful, Haichang invisible autumn pants.

7:

-Autumn pants, autumn pants, autumn pants, oh my autumn pants, oh my autumn pants, oh my autumn pants, it's really cool to wear autumn pants ~ (Justin's baby tune)

-The doll is healthy and white, and Nais children's nutrition autumn pants.

-Where's the nutrition? Wearing long pants is nutritious. Vc plus Ve for autumn trousers is autumn trousers, which is nutritious!

-Walking with autumn clothes and trousers.-Liqun.

-long pants.-it's not just attraction.

-I'm in charge of my pants. Close your eyes and open them again, the autumn trousers are rotten, howl ~ close your eyes and don't open them, you can't change them, howl ~

-Why is that? Use howl ~ howl ~ brand autumn trousers!

-the most painful thing in life is that people are alive and long Johns are gone. The most painful thing in life is that people are dead and long trousers are still there.

8:

-It used to take a lot of effort to go to the fifth floor in five pairs of long pants. Now, it's okay. With New Pants, one is in the top five, and it's not hard to go to the fifth floor in one breath!

-stress civilization, promote harmony, cultivate a new style, and wear long pants.

-You can move at any time, sitting or not. When I say you like your body, you are very comfortable. Red autumn trousers, girls series.

-"My home is decorated and I can't take you to play." "It doesn't matter, I'm wearing red autumn trousers!"

-autumn pants, autumn pants, autumn pants don't break out, autumn pants will perish.

-Your Majesty, do you still remember the summer when you wore long trousers by Daming Lake eighteen years ago?

-Baby Star Road, mom wears long pants!

9:

-What would the world be like if human beings lost their long trousers?

-Wear pants. Put them on. This is not a crime.

-The house is full of autumn trousers, which are piled up and worn out. Who will wear it now?

-The first step of genius, Queshi brand autumn trousers.

-How sad can you be? It's like everyone has a pair of long pants.

You know you love long Johns, and I know you care (Justin's Baby)

10:

Behind every successful man, there is a woman who wears long trousers silently.