Classic lines on sunny days

Milan: What did you say? Me: I like you! Milan: What? what did you say ? /Excuse me? Me: My car fell into a ditch!

-Macaw, why are your hands so black?

-What's wrong?

-that plank brick, even I am afraid!

It is too dark to see clearly. Or the maid will be ruined!

-Yo, yo, yo ... Say you're fat and you're still breathing! ~~

Give me my belt back. I am looking for it. Aren't you a cow? Aren't you horizontal? Why are you shrugging now? Don't cry. Don't shed tears. I won't buy that. I patted my wife. What do you care? I didn't film your mother. And I told you I'd do it.

Start class!

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Hello, classmates!

Hello, teacher! (hat blows away) Laugh.

Don't laugh, it's a simple physical phenomenon. (The hat is blown away by the wind again)

Who told you to come out, disorganized and undisciplined? Go back!

Who is the monitor? (A student jumps out and points to the monitor)

"You give me back, who asked you! The purpose of asking who is the monitor is to let him stand up by himself.

Take out this pile of briquettes after class. "

Today we are going to talk about the Sino-Russian Treaty of Nebuchadnezzar, the Chinese and Qing governments, and the Russian government (see the coal ball in the hat).

"Who did this! who is it?

(Strikes the table) What does this mean?

Teacher, not me, not me. Look at my clean hands.

Give me all the words! (The whole class reaches out, but no)

Ma Xiaojun: "Teacher ... Oh, forget it!" " !

You said, don't be afraid.

Ma Xiaojun: "I think his motives are good."

Who asked you? Sit down!