Li Qingzhao's jokes

You know what? You know what? It should be green, fat, red and thin.

A hit drama reminds people of the Song Dynasty, a dynasty that knew life best. It reminds people of the legendary woman Li Qingzhao, who is known as the "first talented woman in history".

Probably the impression of "miserable" is so deep that many people think that the tone of her husband's life after his death is also miserable.

But in fact, this is abnormal Li Qingzhao.

In an era when many women's talents are suppressed into a dry well by "women without talent are virtue", she can firmly write her name in the mainstream literary world occupied by men, and naturally she can live a rich life.

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The Li family has a daughter with a clear name.

Li Qingzhao was born in Zhangqiu, Jinan, which is not too far from Daming Lake in the seventh year of Yuanfeng in the Song Dynasty (1084).

This year, Sima Guang completed Zi Zhi Tong Jian. Su Shi ended his exile in Huangzhou, wrote that "the taste of the world is a clear joy", and met Wang Anshi, who had stopped asking about political affairs at that time, in Jinling City.

Although there is a game between the old and new parties, ups and downs are common, it is undeniable that this is still an era that literati yearn for.

First of all, the imperial examinations in the Song Dynasty tend to expand, greatly increasing the chances of entering the official career.

Moreover, the founders of the Song Dynasty had orders not to kill literati. Compared with other dynasties, the risk is much smaller. You can just toss and turn and stand.

Besides, there are various ways to be famous. If you are unfortunate enough to offend a person who was ruined by the imperial examination, you can also rely on the emerging self-media way "word" to take the traffic route.

What's more, there are so many great cows waiting for you to meet, Su Shi, Qin Guan, Huang Tingjian and Zhou Bangyan ... It's hard to get excited.

Unfortunately, all this seems to have nothing to do with Li Qingzhao.

Just because she was born a daughter.

"Women without talent are virtuous" accords with the social values at this time.

Even if you read a book, it is to "take care of your husband and educate your children."

You want to appear side by side with men's names?

It's no problem to show your face. If your husband and son are hot, you can rub them, but don't want to stand shoulder to shoulder. The positioning given to you by society is icing on the cake.

You want to make your debut alone? I'm sorry, I'll put an "immoral" hat on you right away.

Don't you see that you are as open-minded as the Tang Dynasty? Ye Li, who wrote the poem "August solstice", wrote a small poem at the age of six, which was sent directly to the Taoist temple by her biological father.

The so-called talented women also enjoy people in the field.

Not to mention the Song Dynasty, which was famous for its ethics and defense.

At this time, the Sima Guang family, "women's maids and concubines are not allowed to go out of the middle door without reason";

In the Peony Pavilion in the Song Dynasty, Du Liniang was not even allowed to go to his back garden.

However, Li Qingzhao did not believe in this evil.

If you dare not try anything once in life, how can you really live?

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Mediocre people bother themselves, just stay at home.

Unlike her debut by scandal, Li Qingzhao made her name entirely by her own works.

/kloc-when she was 0/6 years old, the names of the authors of her two "Dreams Like Dreams" were hidden and widely copied by young ladies who like to copy lyrics and listen to ditties.

I often remember the pavilion by the stream next to the pavilion until the sunset, intoxicated by the beautiful scenery and lingering.

Always had a good time, but lost to the swimming pool deep in Zhu Feng.

How to row a boat out, accidentally, but scared a group of Oulu.

It's really hard to forget the days when you were young and didn't worry.

However, is this frankness naturally the work of long-term workers (Song people's respectful name for Su Shi)?

Last night, it rained suddenly and the wind blew, so I slept soundly and didn't consume wine.

Ask the shutter man, Haitang is still there.

You know what? You know what? It should be green, fat, red and thin.

Look at this "I know, I know", this word is natural! Look at this "green fat red thin". This combination is a godsend!

As more and more people read these two words, Li Qingzhao's identity as a poet has also been stripped out.

It turned out to be miss Li, the minister of does.

Li was born a scholar and entered Su family (Su family). His wife is also the granddaughter of champion Lang. It is not surprising that he can teach such a talented daughter.

However, this Miss Li seems a little greedy.

However, before they persuaded them, these people soon discovered that Miss Li was not only a bit greedy, but also an alcoholic.

After all, among Miss Li's 45 existing works (Wang Yanti's Notes on Shuyu, not counting the postscript), 23 mentioned wine, which runs through her whole creative career.

"Enjoy the green ants together, and don't return until you are drunk." Here comes the fun, drink!

"Don't make a cup of dark amber wine, it will melt before you get drunk." Drink if you are unhappy!

"Keep a clear head, don't be idle", a little boring, drink!

"After dusk, Dongli wine is dark and fragrant." It's perfect to enjoy flowers and wine tasting. Drink it!

"Three glasses and two glasses of wine, how can you beat him? It's late in the wind?" It's hard to be upset, drink it!

Cry if you want, and laugh happily. If you have wine, drink it. If you have talent, let the world see it. This is Li Qingzhao.

It's too easy to please the world, so settle down in the boudoir and marry off from your father's house; But she wants to be comfortable and be herself.

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Lively,

Life is still fun.

Li Qingzhao,11year-old,1year-old (nominal age), married her former life Zhao Mingcheng who copied her ci.

It is also a coincidence, because their fathers' status is different (Li was classified as the old party because he was under Su Shi's door; Tingzhi Zhao, a new party, made bad friends with the Sumerians directly. This may be destiny takes a hand's friend.

As a result, Song Huizong succeeded to the throne and wanted to be a peacemaker between the two factions.

Zhao Mingcheng admired Li Qingzhao's talent very early. Li Qingzhao also knows that among a group of dandies in Beijing, Zhao Mingcheng, who likes to collect and has elegant style, has been targeted by many mother-in-law.

As soon as someone suggested it, the two families hit it off and the marriage was settled.

Li Qingzhao was also satisfied that Zhao Mingcheng became her fiance. The two sentences before marriage vividly recorded her girlish feelings.

Huanxisha

Embroidered hibiscus smiles, and the oblique flying treasure duck is lined with fragrant cheeks.

Oh, I don't know

On the one hand, it is charming, on the other hand, it is charming and hateful to send you.

The moon moves and the shadow comes back.

I like you very much, but you never come to see me. Why are you so annoying?

Then I'll write to you first and make an appointment.

Red lips

Swing on the swing, too lazy to rub delicate hands.

Beside her, the thin Germany hung with crystal dew, and the sweat on her chest permeated with the thin silk robe.

Suddenly, a guest came. She was desperate. She walked away without shoes, only wearing socks, and even the gold pin on her head fell off.

Walking with shame, leaning against the door and looking back,

But smell the plum.

Early in the morning, he just finished playing the swing in the yard and broke out in a sweat. He came before he could clean up.

Dare not look and want to look, want to look and dare not look, or sneak a look first?

A little shy, a little shy, and different from the bold initiative of ordinary boudoir women.

People who don't like melons wanted to say something, but they swallowed it at the thought of harmony.

But not long after, Li and Zhao got married, and Li Qingzhao wrote more wonderful works.

Ugly slave

A storm came late and washed away the burning light.

I cut the spring clothes, but I put light makeup on Ling Hua.

The crimson wisp is thin and clear, and the snow is greasy and crisp.

Laugh at Tan Lang: "The tulle kitchen is cold tonight."

I took a shower, put on makeup, put on transparent pajamas and told my husband affectionately: the mat is very cold tonight!

The people who eat melons really can't stand it this time. "Shameless" and "unbridled" are simply moral decay! Since ancient times, I have never seen any lady write such words.

At the same time, Wang Zhuo, a scholar, even said bluntly: The dissolute words in hutongs are written casually. Since ancient times, the women of the gentry family have never been so careless!

But Li Qingzhao doesn't care. Not everyone can meet love in marriage.

Do you know the joy of boudoir? Do you know the taste of life?

Everyone is straight. Life is fun, isn't it?

Subtract magnolia

When you sell flowers, you can buy a spring flower.

Tears are lightly dyed evenly, and rosy clouds are exposed.

Afraid lang guessed that a slave's face was not as good as a flower's.

The clouds are slanting, and I want to teach Lang Biguan.

Honey, tell me, is it beautiful or beautiful?

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It's more expensive to keep yourself alive

It's okay not to mention Zhao Mingcheng, but mentioning Zhao Mingcheng can only make the people who eat melons in the Song Dynasty feel more saddened.

As the beneficiary and defender of the patriarchal society, Zhao Mingcheng can't inspire her husband's programs at all.

Copy the fine print before marriage, and I don't want to say anything in my heart. After marriage, I don't know what ecstasy Miss Li has drunk, so I have to seek a spiritual fit.

Soon, he successfully copied his hobby to Li Qingzhao.

So they had a common dream and a common reason to struggle-they spent their whole lives studying epigraphy (Zhao Mingcheng was particularly obsessed with ancient Chinese characters) and finished an unprecedented monograph.

But this expensive hobby, even families like Zhao Jia and angel lee who are officials in North Korea, can hardly afford it.

Husband and wife live a hard life together, in order to save money and find more treasures.

When you see some rare ancient books, try to copy them and save money.

On the fifteenth day of the first year, when the business school can ask for leave, Zhao Mingcheng pawned his clothes for money, and then went to Suoguo Temple to find some inscriptions and so on.

Then they went home, and the husband and wife studied together until they forgot to eat and sleep.

Like-minded, equal, beautiful, bosom friend is her.

That's not enough. Li Qingzhao has no regard for her husband's face.

It was a positive PK after marriage, when Zhao Mingcheng went out to study.

Li Qingzhao missed him so much that she sent a first word to express her love for him.

Between the lines, there are three sentences, "Immortality, curtain rolling west wind, people are thinner than yellow flowers", which greatly surprised Zhao Mingcheng.

Thinking that I can't be much better than my wife, I spent three days writing 50 words, and then mixed them with Li Qingzhao's songs to give my friends comments.

Unexpectedly, after reading it, my friend only said a few words, which was really wonderful.

Zhao Mingcheng asked john young a few words.

The friend replied: Mo Tao is immortal, and the curtain rolls west wind, and people are thinner than yellow flowers.

Zhao Mingcheng had mixed feelings after hearing this.

Since then, everyone knows that he doesn't write as well as his wife. If Li Qingzhao is unintentional this time.

Li Qingzhao did it on purpose.

That was when they lived in seclusion in Qingzhou. They are thrifty at home, collecting and sorting books, sorting and carving.

What about fun times? I can play some games. Gambling books and throwing tea is one of them.

For example, after dinner, they make some tea, and then casually point to a book and say, what's written on a page?

Drink tea first if you get it right.

And every time I play this game, the winner is Li Qingzhao.

So, the happy guy laughed so hard that sometimes he couldn't hold the cup stably and spilled his tea.

As a student, even reading a secretary is not as good as his wife. Zhao Mingcheng is a disgrace to men.

People who eat melons are depressed, but Zhao Mingcheng and Li Qingzhao are in love. Not only that, he also took the initiative to take Li Qingzhao's works out of the boudoir.

There is a passage in A Dream of Red Mansions: Baoyu wants to show the poems written by his sisters to others in the garden. Let others know their poetic talent.

Baochai stopped, saying that this is a girl's private matter, how can outsiders know?

At that time, the girl's duty was to stay in the backyard and teach the children honestly. If you read too much, others will suspect that you are thoughtful and restless.

Because of this, there are typical examples worthy of vigilance. For example, Zhuo Wenjun listened to Sima Xiangru play the piano and eloped with others. Cai Wenji is on drugs, and her love history is complicated. She has been married three times.

Knowing how to read and understand sets off her husband's usual erudition and greatness, which is the way a woman who has read books should exist.

Zhao Mingcheng, on the other hand, directly gave up the obligation to let Li Qingzhao perform the duties of a boudoir woman, showing much stronger endurance than many men now.

Some people say that a person who has feelings for another person will be willing to break the rules.

Love creates equality, but winning true love requires self-love and self-esteem.

I don't agree, I don't want to be casual, I don't want to please, I don't want to be wronged, I want to live a more expensive life. Therefore, Li Qingzhao met a rare piano and instrument in her marriage.

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Being a man, the most important thing is to be happy.

Do things, do your best, and have no regrets.

1 127 years, Li Qingzhao is 44 years old. The Jin people invaded the south on a large scale, and Qin Zong was exiled, and the court in the Northern Song Dynasty was destroyed, which was called "the shame of Jingkang" in history.

At that time, the whole north was at war, and Zhao and Li's lifelong collections were in urgent need of transportation.

It's a pity that Zhao Mingcheng's mother died in Jiangning at this time, and Zhao Mingcheng went south to attend the funeral and handed over the funeral to Li Qingzhao.

Li Qingzhao selected 15 cars of ancient books and cultural relics, personally escorted them, passed through the occupied towns in the war, passed through the Huaihe River and the Yangtze River, and arrived safely in Jiangning a few months later!

I have to say that this is a miracle of cultural relics migration!

What are men doing in the autumn of the motherland at this time?

The newly established Southern Song Dynasty imperial court did not organize a counterattack, but went into exile. The officials guarding the city are not brave enough to resist the enemy, but run faster than anyone who abandons the city.

Unfortunately, as the magistrate of Jiangning, Zhao Mingcheng's thoughts were not firm, and he eventually became a member of the ghost town.

Li Qingzhao, who was ashamed of the court's behavior towards her husband, passed by Wujiang River and wrote "Summer quatrains" because of Xiang Yu's tragic feelings.

Live like a hero and die like a ghost.

Today, people still miss Xiang Yu because he refused to live and returned to the East.

As a man, he was born a hero and died a ghost. Xiang has made people miss him so far, but he will not retreat to Jiangdong until his death.

There are so many cowards now, how can they have spirit?

This is Li Qingzhao. She has car-scrapping in her bones, and her life is miserable, but her heart is not miserable.

1 129, Zhao Mingcheng, who was ashamed and unhappy because of abandoning the city, died on his way to Huzhou.

Before leaving, Li Qingzhao asked Zhao Mingcheng, who was ahead, "There are many wars now. If there is an accident, what about this 15 car? " ?

Zhao Mingcheng also knows that it is too difficult for her to protect so many treasures in troubled times, but those rare antiques are hidden and painstakingly managed by him all his life, and his research results, The Story of the Stone, which he wants to spread to future generations, have not been finished.

After much thinking, he said to Li Qingzhao:

If you really have to, throw away what you use and wear first, then the calligraphy and painting scrolls, and then the antiques, but even if you lose them all, you should take them with you. It's with you, and it will die.

Yes, you are right.

In Zhao Mingcheng's view, "clan spirit" is more important than Li Qingzhao.

And Zhao Mingcheng actually changed in the process of "playing with things".

Their collections should have been abandoned by Zhao Mingcheng in his later period. They should not be dirty, broken, put away casually, or even turned over later. After reading it, you should return the collection immediately.

Li Qingzhao doesn't think so.

You can also know from her nickname "Yi 'an".

"Yi 'an" is taken from Tao Yuanming's sentence of "leaning on the south window proudly and judging the knees to be comfortable", which was originally intended to seek a comfortable state.

Expensive or cheap, things are just for use, and the other is the difference in liking.

And like, useful, isn't it just used too much? This is their value. What's the point of giving them up and worrying about them as usual?

So, after listening to Zhao Mingcheng's arrangement equivalent to his last words, Li Qingzhao had another logic in her heart.

There are three kinds of sufferings in the world: I can't let go, I can't forget, and I can't bear it.

Being a man, the most important thing is to be happy; Do things, do your best, and have no regrets. Zhao Mingcheng can see everything she can't see. What he wants can get him in the way, which is what Zhao Mingcheng should do for him.

15 car ancient cultural relics, she tried her best to preserve them. She must finish the unfinished Records of the Stone and let it be handed down to future generations.

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Dare to be responsible for yourself

It is the greatest confidence to live a good life.

With a lot of luggage, Li Qingzhao embarked on a long road of exile.

It is said that there are 20,000 books and 2,000 golden stone carvings. Just utensils and bedding can be used by hundreds of people.

It is a clown. But in troubled times, with treasure, it means that wolves are around, so you should protect yourself.

Li Qingzhao is going to the relatives' home where Hongzhou is an official. As a result, as soon as some luggage arrived, Hongzhou was captured by the nomads from there, and all the treasures there were gone. When crossing the river, several ships lost their books for no reason.

Later, she took the exile route of Song Gaozong and Zhao Gou, thinking it was safer. As a result, the rumor of collusion between Zhao Mingcheng and Xu Jinguo suddenly spread, and even Zhao Gou knew it.

In order to wash away the dirty water for Zhao Mingcheng, Li Qingzhao presented all the bronzes representing the country's heavy weapons to the court.

Every time I turn around, I lose something. Finally, it fell apart, leaving only some paintings and calligraphy with me.

Yes, of all the cultural relics, those Zhao Mingcheng doesn't value, but she likes them. Zhao Mingcheng couldn't let go of those ancient and traditional artifacts, so she either gave them away or lost them.

Although she lost, she tried her best.

Like when she was exiled to Shaoxing, the landlord bullied her as a woman and stole a lot of things.

However, as a stranger, she had to put up with it and offered a reward for her recovery.

Looking around, lonely and sad.

It's the hardest to stop breathing when it's warm and cold.

Three glasses and two glasses of wine, how can you go against him when the wind is urgent and the rain is urgent?

Guo Yan is very sad, but this is an old acquaintance.

Yellow flowers are piled all over the floor. Who can pick it now?

Looking out the window, how can a person be dark?

Indus is raining in Mao Mao, dripping at dusk.

This time, what a sad sentence!

The country was ruined and the world was cold, and her mood gradually calmed down in repeated blows.

Yes, she kind of wants to bow to reality.

Plus, since Zhao Mingcheng died, she has been seriously ill, and she hopes to have someone who knows both hot and cold and can share her pain.

At this time, Zhang Ruzhou appeared.

This guy with honey on his mouth is very happy.

He also knows how to be considerate. When Li Qingzhao was ill, she used to take special care of him.

Gradually, Li Qingzhao believes that this is an old partner. So, at the risk of being laughed at as immoral, they got married.

But I didn't expect that in a few days, this person would show his true colors.

He began to force Li Qingzhao to ask her how many good things she had. When she saw that it was not as good as she thought, she began to punch and kick.

Li Qingzhao is awake now and has given up the idea of making dodder flowers. No one can be trusted in this world. No one can bring a sense of security except himself.

So, put away your tears and complaints. She wants a divorce, even though many people are watching jokes.

At that time, there was a particularly wonderful rule in the Song Dynasty: a wife sued her husband, and for whatever reason, regardless of whether the other party was guilty or not, the woman had to go to prison for two years.

Zhang Ruzhou concluded that Li Qingzhao dared not bet on herself. Li Qingzhao doesn't think so. How about two years in prison to stop the loss in time? Better than a lifetime.

At the same time, Li Qingzhao also submitted a file to prove that Zhang Ruzhou lied about the number of scientific examinees and sought an official position!

(Song 15 can take care of those who fail in the continuous exam, without exception! )

Plus his first talented woman's name, this matter to Song Gaozong personally ordered the investigation!

In the end, Zhang Ruzhou lost his official position and was exiled. Li Qingzhao was pardoned and only spent nine days in prison.

No life can be responsible for another life.

You should give yourself a sense of security, and you should take responsibility. You are responsible for yourself, and life is truly meaningful.

As for others pointing fingers, who loves who.

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Being alive is a wonderful thing.

It is not recorded in the history books. In what year did Li Qingzhao die?

It is widely believed that she lived to 72 years old.

The average life expectancy in the Song Dynasty is 53.3 years (data source: the age of death of the population in the Northern Song Dynasty-taking epitaph data as the research center), which is called longevity.

How bleak her later works are, many people will probably think that her later life is also miserable.

In fact, loneliness is a normal state, so is everyone.

For a literati like Li Qingzhao, whose husband died without children, it is inevitable to get injured occasionally.

But if you think her life is only barren, you are all wet. She has many things to do, and there are still many things to do.

She wrote the Book of Stone Records and presented it to the court, which truly realized Zhao Mingcheng's dream of standing on the street.

This book is a link between the past and the future in the history of epigraphy research. Today, it is still one of the most important reference books in the field of cultural relics identification and literature and history investigation.

Zhao Mingcheng Jinshi's status as a master is universally recognized.

In her spare time, Li Qingzhao also wrote an article "Drawing a Horse" and its preface. A very serious book that tells you how to gamble from an academic point of view. There are many tricks, quick results and guaranteed education.

Speaking of which, you may not know that Li Qingzhao also has a hidden identity-a gambler.

She said it herself: But what's the point of not pursuing wealth in life? All right.

I've been gambling all my life, and I win every time I gamble. What is the reason?

Because I'm good at it.

So she feels the need to share her experience, which is the same as the "wolf plan" of table tennis. If she is lonely, there will be no one to play with her.

In addition to sharing experiences, she also invented new ways to consolidate her position as a gambler.

"After thousands of generations, know life resigned and became a layman."

The "father of Bo family" is mine, and none of you will try to rob it!

About 1 150, Li Qingzhao is 69 years old. This is the last time she was positively recorded in the literature.

At that time, she visited Mi Youren, the son of Mi Fei, twice with her own Mi Fei ink, and asked him to make a postscript.

Although I don't know what Li Qingzhao said on his deathbed.

But I think that looking back on this life, Li Qingzhao must be in a state of contentment.

She loved, experienced, felt and met many happy moments.

She doesn't live according to the secular rules, but lives in the way she likes.

Write political essays and become famous young;

Happy marriage and respect for equality;

Poetry, wine and scented tea are elegant in taste;

Thousands of miles to protect the treasure, there are risks and surprises;

Rage at cowards, dare to say and hate;

Remarriage and divorce, both rigid and flexible.

……

Every step of her life is under her control.

She, in the name of Li Qingzhao, rather than Li Zhao, relies on the accumulation of her own works.

There is no need to get involved in a man's social circle without being mixed up by a peach scandal. In a patriarchal society, even mean men have to admit it.

Uncle Wen's daughter and Zhao Mingcheng's wife are easily sentenced.

There have been poems since childhood, and it is rare for scholars to make great efforts to support China and get close to their predecessors.

If you are a woman, you should use the first word.

It was also Wang Zhuo who called her "bohemian".

It is this self-confidence and talent that makes Li Qingzhao say "first-class in flowers" without guilt.

The ancients called her: Zhao Qing was a woman, and her ci style was anti-Liu Yizhou. Although there are not many articles, they can't be saved without treasures. They are great lyricists (Four Treasures of the Study's summary)

People nearby said:

Hundreds of generations of rivers, thousands of waves rushing, scouring the heroes of the ages.

In the Millennium, a daughter flower is in full bloom.

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After this flower blooms, there is no flower.

About 40 years after Li Qingzhao's death, Lu You received an invitation to write an epitaph for Ms. Sun Shi, including such a story:

When Mrs. Sun was young, she was a well-known child prodigy.

When Li Qingzhao heard about it, she went to see her.

I guess I like it very much. Li Qingzhao immediately expressed her willingness to teach her what she had learned all her life.

Unexpectedly, the little girl didn't want to say that talent is not a woman's business.

How do girls write words and learn?

If there is any regret, I think this is probably Li Qingzhao's biggest regret.

In the era she knew, no one lived with relish like her.

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