Your favorite joke

(1) Tie your shoelaces.

In the street, a little girl walked up to an uncle in police uniform. She looked up and down and asked cautiously, "Are you a policeman?"

"yes."

"Mom said she would get help from the police no matter what difficulties she encountered, right?"

"Yes!"

"Well," the little girl raised one foot, "please help me tie my shoelaces."

(2) Eat steamed buns

A mental hospital heard that the leader would come to the hospital to inspect the situation, so the dean called a meeting of the patients in the hospital at the meeting. The dean said: "This afternoon, there is a very important leader coming to visit, and everyone should go to the door to meet him. Zaihuan

When greeting, all the patients stood on both sides of the hospital gate, standing neatly. When I cough, everyone applauds together. The warmer the better. When I stamp my foot, I must stop completely. I can't make mistakes. As long as everyone is ready, we can give you meat buns tonight. As long as one person screws up, everyone will have no buns to eat, remember? "The patients in the audience shouted together:" Remember! "

This afternoon, the leader arrived on time. When he walked into the gate, the welcoming patient was already standing at the door. At this time, with the cough of the hospital dean, all the patients applauded and welcomed, and the atmosphere was very warm. Visiting leaders

Infected by the warm atmosphere and with a smile on his face, he applauded and walked into the hospital with everyone.

Seeing that the leader had entered the hospital, the dean stamped his foot and the applause stopped completely, very neatly. Only this leader is still playing drums with a smile.

The dean felt very satisfied when he walked forward.

Suddenly, a patient as strong as Schwarzenegger jumped out of the welcome crowd, strode to the leader, gave him a big slap in the face and shouted angrily, "Do you want to eat steamed bread? ! ! ! "

(Because it is a favorite, there are only two. If there are many, it is not a favorite. ! )! .