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There are 50 humorous sentences that make my throat cocoon when I make nucleic acid.
Everyone's plan has become to wait for the end of the epidemic.
I don't know when the epidemic will end. I have no other requirements. I just want to go back to sleep for half a day.
The re-outbreak of the epidemic makes me a little anxious.
The epidemic situation in Tianjin is very serious these days. Although I went home for about two weeks, I went to have a nucleic acid test today.
6. Three wishes this year: keep the green code, keep this job, and keep this life.
7. The cold winter will eventually pass, and hope is just around the corner. Let's wait for the arrival of spring!
8. I did nucleic acid all night last night, but I still got up early this morning, and I can still do a lot of things in fifty days.
9. When people reach middle age, they gradually learn to be alone, learn to walk alone, like to get along with others, know how to be cautious and self-disciplined, and don't judge others at will, which is also a kind of accomplishment.
10. For nucleic acid testing, both medical staff and people waiting in line for testing are considerate of each other. It is not easy in hot weather.
1 1. The nucleic acid hasn't been tested yet. It seems that school will start normally tomorrow. To tell you the truth, I'm worried. After all, some parents may have come back from the magic capital.
12. I solemnly declare that I have been vaccinated with two doses of vaccine, and there are no adverse reactions. Please feel free to communicate (copy of vaccine circle of friends)
13. Only through rough roads will there be a smooth road. After the epidemic, everything is fine!
14. Compared with health, fame is worthless, and compared with health, RV money is as light as a feather.
15. The dust of an era, which falls on an individual's head, is a mountain.
16. Pay tribute to the medical staff and volunteer workers who fought in the front line of nucleic acid detection!
17. If everything is difficult at the beginning, please be sure to have a happy ending.
Doing nucleic acid all night for the first time was a complete breakthrough, especially when doctors and nurses got off the bus. It was really like a beam of light! All angels in white, volunteers and teachers have worked hard!
19. The long road of life, practice and risk management is a lifelong journey, just like this epidemic, just like the sudden bad news, are warning us to be ourselves.
20. The epidemic situation makes us feel tormented, realize the various situations of life, and let us feel more truly that you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!
2 1. As soon as the epidemic map is red, all kinds of life will be staged, some people will unite as one, and some people will take the opportunity to make an abacus of interests. But in any case, I believe that the light will come. I also believe that love is greater, and I believe that our love can overcome everything. We are together at present!
22. It seems that XX has really returned to normal life. I'm really happy for them, and I'm really proud that I'm from China!
23. These warm people will make spring come earlier.
24. Seeing that many places in Weibo do nucleic acid overnight, I hope this epidemic will pass quickly and there will be no next time.
25. Epidemic in spring, flood in summer, windy in autumn, freezing in winter, helping the poor in the New Year and stabilizing us. We can win.
26. unite as one, unite as one, and overcome the epidemic at an early date.
27. After the baptism of the epidemic, we began to reflect on life, whether it is love or hate, living is the most important thing.
28. Isolate viruses, but not love, because love is a bridge.
29.20XX, please take care. We isolated the virus, but not the love.
30. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.
3 1. We will eventually go ashore and clear Wan Li.
32. This is a good time to elope. You can't even elope. They will meet at the entrance of the next village tonight 12. That night 10 they were stopped to ask you the nucleic acid results (nucleic acid test copy)
If you have a kind heart, you will always survive the cold winter and return to the world in spring! Bless the country and people, the epidemic will disappear as soon as possible, and I wish all friends a hundred poisons, health and safety!
34. It turns out that the traffic is heavy and the people are safe.
35. Spring will always come, and the cherry blossoms will still bloom as usual. Come on, Xi 'an!
36. I'm not the person you want to see now. You have to ask my country to identify with the government and ask the village to identify with me. I will always be a treasure you can't get.
37. I am very concerned about the extraordinary times. The heart is, the intention is, and the greetings are. Good today, good tomorrow, good every day. All good, good health. Preventing coronavirus is better than anything else.
38. Winter will pass, spring can be expected, mountains and rivers will be safe, and the world will be safe.
A few years later, spring came and went. When the sun shines on the grass, when we breathe the air freely, and when we get together happily, we must remember that it snowed on this land a few years ago.
40. The limitations of fate can last forever, but unyielding challenges are indispensable!
4 1. At 2 o'clock in the morning, I was told by the community loudspeaker to do the nucleic acid test overnight, which made people a little nervous about going back to the year before last ~ I realized that tonight was another sleepless night, and many places were doing the nucleic acid test overnight ... Pay tribute to the medical staff who guarded us, and hope that this damn epidemic will be put out as soon as possible!
42. If someone comes for help because of illness, don't ask him whether he is rich or poor, always young, friendly to friends, ignorant and equal to others.
43. Reduce fear and face it correctly; Adjust mentality, strengthen confidence, set goals, live up to time, be positive and live a perfect life!
44. Just after work, I saw someone waiting in line downstairs for nucleic acid testing, shivering. I haven't worked normally for two months.
45. There is nothing to hold back. Everything you think is what you want.
46. When spring blossoms, hold your hand and enjoy the great rivers and mountains.
47. In order to take care of the green code, I just did the ninth nucleic acid test.
48. Before the epidemic broke out again, we finished the wedding and it was just right to meet you. I will love you, care for you and protect you for life, just like I said at the wedding!
49. Thanks to this epidemic, I understand that people can't predict what will happen in the next second, so they will live in the present with you and help each other hand in hand.
50. I believe that after this baptism, mankind has awakened! Pray for an early victory over this disaster!
Every time I go far away, I have to do nucleic acid to get into the station.
Every time I go far away, I have to do nucleic acid to get into the station. Let's start with article 1 1. Living among these precious people, the sun is strong and the water waves are gentle.
2. Be brave and not born, just choose to be fearless.
3. Home mode is turned on again ... The community does not allow express delivery. I went out and got a box of horses, sweating all over. I can't imagine how angry the medical staff for nucleic acid testing are ... This year, the medical staff at home are also on standby to participate in nucleic acid testing. It really hurts. .
4. Both nucleic acid and antibody tests are normal, thank you. But I'm really sick. I feel sick everywhere except that I don't have a fever.
5. Life is short, eat, drink and be merry, and hope to beat the virus as soon as possible!
6. This is a good time to elope. You can't even elope. They will meet at the entrance of the next village tonight 12. That night 10 they were stopped to ask you the nucleic acid results (nucleic acid test copy)
7. The green hills are the same as the clouds and the rain, and the bright moon has been in two townships.
8. If my life really counts down, what would I regret most? What do I want to do most? If we survive an epidemic safely, what can I do to make life less regrettable? What state should I live in?
9. No one is born brave. It is precisely because they are needed that they choose to go against the wind and perform their duties firmly. Under the haze of the epidemic, they stayed away from their families and went to the front line of the war "epidemic"!
10. I hope spring blossoms after the cold winter, and everything will reappear yesterday after the epidemic!
1 1. Do the nucleic acid test, read the unfinished books, wait for the nucleic acid results, wait for the notice to go to work, face yourself bravely, face the past and be an adult!
12. When spring blossoms, hold your hand and enjoy the great rivers and mountains.
13. I only hope that my life can start a new journey after the epidemic is over. Let everything now disappear with the end of the epidemic.
14. After surviving the virus, none of us can say that the world is not worth it.
15. I really don't want to be a nucleic acid. I'm afraid to spit out a bowl of instant noodles and let people know that I'm not doing well.
16. My city is ill, but I still love it.
17. The virus spared us. Now, can we leave the animals alone?
Every time I go far away, I have to do nucleic acid to get into the station. Tell me about the second article 18. I did nucleic acid all night last night, but I got up early on time this morning, and I can do a lot of things in fifty days.
19. At 9 o'clock in the evening, the nucleic acid was tested. Medical staff, community workers and volunteers have worked hard!
20. Looking at the circle of friends, I feel that many places do nucleic acids overnight. Hey, it's too hard for everyone, doctors are hard, and people who have to go to work are also annoyed. Let's end this epidemic quickly.
2 1. The epidemic will end and we will meet again.
22. Take off your mask, hug you and kiss you thousands of times.
23. When people reach middle age, they gradually learn to be alone, learn to walk alone, like to get along with others, know how to be cautious and self-disciplined, and don't judge others at will, which is also a kind of accomplishment.
24. My nest, my mother's house and my husband's house have all collapsed. Let's end this epidemic quickly. The children have done four rounds of nucleic acid testing.
25. I didn't expect to send a circle of friends again, or do nucleic acid.
26. An epidemic has seen all kinds of lives. I wake up every day and feel like I'm living in a disaster movie, hoping for a happy ending as soon as possible.
27. There are so many people in the club to do nucleic acid overnight. When can I get the number?
28. There is no winter that can't be crossed, and there is no spring that can't be crossed.
29. Are you naked? Robe with my son. Have I nothing to wear? Take your son.
30. In the middle of the night, schools do nucleic acid tests all night. Medical staff and volunteers are very hard, and it is not easy for teachers and students to queue up. I just hope the epidemic will end soon.
3 1. I stood in line for nucleic acid testing late last night, and I was miserable. I couldn't sleep all night after my usual bedtime.
32. Spring will always come, and the cherry blossoms will still bloom as usual. Come on, Xi 'an!
33. Except for life and death, everything is trivial, and past entanglements are stories.
34. Just after work, I saw someone waiting in line downstairs for nucleic acid testing, shivering. I haven't worked normally for two months.
Every time you go far away, you have to do nucleic acid to get into the station. Before the epidemic broke out again, I finished our wedding and happened to meet you. I will love you, care for you and protect you for life, just like I said at the wedding!
36. We are friends of life and death.
37. I did so much nucleic acid that I stabbed my nose. It's really the first time. It's really sour and refreshing, hitting the depths of the soul.
38. When the leaves of trees and snow melt and the grass turns green in winter, I believe there will be new encounters to continue the warmth.
39. Where the flowers of love are in full bloom, there is vitality.
40. Get up early in the morning for nucleic acid testing. This is the fifth day of being stabbed in the throat. I can't remember how many times I have done it.
4 1. In addition to this epidemic, life itself is full of dangers. The danger is not terrible. The terrible thing is that we have lost the courage to face the danger. Everything will pass, and it will get better.
42. I hope to defeat the virus as soon as possible and usher in real spring.
43. Nucleic acid was done twice in two days, and the nucleic acid detection point in Shenzhen entered the community and entered the company, which was efficient and convenient. It is estimated that this manpower and material resources will not be less.
44. An epidemic, wake you up!
45. When the epidemic broke out, all travel plans fell through.
46. It turns out that the country and the people are busy and full of people.
47. Come on, Wuhan, and return to normal life as soon as possible. It is sunny every day!
48. All the staff were tested for nucleic acid. Everyone is very active in the evening. There were so many people in the queue that they gave up after two hours. Get up and continue to line up!
49. I wanted to go out to relax and meet friends I haven't seen for a long time after the winter vacation, but the epidemic broke out again.
50. Spring is coming, let's have a good hug.
The nucleic acid test was negative several times. There are fifty mood sentences.
The nucleic acid test was negative several times. Modal sentence (I) 1. I was so sleepy when I woke up, so I wanted to sleep. Do you have to do a nucleic acid test this afternoon? .
2. There are different heroes in every era, and the medical workers who fight in the front line to save lives, go against the sky and face difficulties are today's heroes.
An epidemic makes us awake instantly, and a disaster makes us look down on everything.
We were all hermaphroditic until the nucleic acid test results came out.
5. Did this nucleic acid test poke my nose today? .
6. I always said I didn't know who came first, and I earned every trip. Now I have to say that I have won every chance to see the sun tomorrow.
7. angels in white, a kind doctor, is the most beautiful retrograde person of the times. I wish you all a speedy recovery. Everyone can go home healthy after the epidemic ... No one can be left behind.
8. The sudden outbreak of the epidemic has turned the originally relaxed weekend into a busy working day! Nucleic acid, nucleic acid, nucleic acid! ! ! Finish it early! !
9. It's really boring to wait in line for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night and do leg lifts. How bored I am and how long I have to wait.
10. Last night, the community made nucleic acid overnight, and I finished it at two o'clock and went home. Fortunately, I did it yesterday, and there was a long queue downstairs today.
1 1. I hope that spring will not only come as scheduled, but also you will be safe after the epidemic.
12. The nucleic acid test result is a little slow. It's been six days. Although I know it's okay, it's not normal to go out without results.
13. When people reach middle age, they gradually learn to be alone, learn to walk alone, like to get along with others, know how to be cautious and self-disciplined, and don't judge others at will, which is also a kind of cultivation.
14. Come on, Xi 'an, and resume normal life as soon as possible. It is sunny every day!
15. It is the first time to be so close to the epidemic center. Fortunately, I was passing by. I did a nucleic acid test today, and the screening is over. I hope it's a good result.
16. Some friends staggered the rush hour and queued up for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night. In order to pay tribute to the medical staff, they wore protective clothing and took samples all night.
17. The epidemic situation makes us feel suffering and life, and it also makes us feel more truly that you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!
The nucleic acid test was negative several times. I am no longer the person you want to see. I want to ask the country to agree with the government and the village to agree with me. I will always be a treasure you can't get.
19. The cold winter will eventually pass, and hope is just around the corner. Let's wait for the arrival of spring!
20. Only when there is pain can there be reflection. Calm down and be indifferent.
2 1. There is no incurable pain, no endless sinking, and everything lost will come back in another way.
22. Home mode is back on ... Express delivery is not allowed in and out of the community. I went out and got a box of horses, sweating all over. I can't imagine how angry the medical staff for nucleic acid testing will be ... This year, the medical staff at home are also on standby to participate in nucleic acid testing. It is really distressing. .
23. Looking at the circle of friends, I feel that many places do nucleic acids overnight. Hey, it's too hard for everyone, doctors are hard, and people who have to go to work are also annoyed. Let's end this epidemic quickly.
24. Because of the epidemic, my daughter has never been able to go home. The school immediately organized vaccination and nucleic acid testing, thanking Mianshi for giving up the holiday and always guarding a group of wild animals. On second thought, the efficiency of the school is really much higher. ...
25. The COVID-19 epidemic is raging, afflicting everyone in China.
26. All kinds of glitz make family the best. Only by knowing how to cherish can you be worthy.
27. I changed my clothes in the middle of the night and went downstairs for nucleic acid testing. Suddenly I remembered that I wore this one for national nucleic acid testing last year.
Many years later, spring has come and gone. When the sun shines on the grass, when we breathe the air freely, and when we get together happily, we must remember that it snowed on this land a few years ago.
29. If you have love, you will be able to overcome the disease; With you and love, spring flowers bloom like songs; With you and love, the person you love is full of warmth.
30. All the staff were tested for nucleic acid. Everyone is very active at night. There were so many people in the queue that they gave up after waiting for two hours. Get up and continue to line up!
3 1. For nucleic acid testing, both medical staff and people waiting in line for testing are considerate of each other. It is not easy in hot weather.
32. Thank the country and the medical staff for making nucleic acids for us overnight, and wish us peace.
33. I hope that through this rough time, the mountains and rivers will be peaceful and the world will be peaceful.
I have read many stories about the dead these days. A sudden epidemic just fell from the sky. Life is too fickle, and there are too many accidents in life. I really don't know when we met, so I can't say much and do a lot of things.
Nucleic acid test is negative for many times (Article 3) 35. There is no winter that can't pass, and there is no spring that can't come.
36. Before the epidemic broke out again, we finished the wedding and it was just right to meet you. I will love you, care for you and protect you for life, just like I said at the wedding!
37. Waiting in line in the middle of the night and other nucleic acid tests make it harder for medical workers, and the weather is hot+continuous rotation. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly.
38. Everyone's plan has become to wait until the epidemic is over.
39. We will eventually land, sunny Wan Li.
40. Come on, Wuhan, and return to normal life as soon as possible. It is sunny every day!
4 1. I got up in the middle of the night to do nucleic acid testing. This time, the Xi 'an team entered the finals, and I'm afraid I can't go to work this week.
42. Recently, because of the epidemic infection, I feel that life is too short and fragile.
43. I did so much nucleic acid that I stabbed my nose. It's really the first time. It's really sour and refreshing, hitting the depths of the soul.
44. In the hospital, you will understand that compared with your health, there is nothing in life that you can't let go of, because the only wealth in the world is life. When life ends, there is no fame, no money, no honor.
45. In the best years, there was no love, only epidemics.
46. Don't bet on God's will, and don't guess people's hearts. God can't afford to gamble, and people can't guess.
After surviving the virus, none of us can say that the world is not worth it.
48. When will the epidemic be completely over without nucleic acid testing?
49. The recent epidemic and all the unknowns remind us all the time that things are impermanent, so we should cherish the road ahead and cherish the people in front of us.
Thanks to this epidemic, I understand that people can't predict what will happen in the next second, so they will live in the present with you and help each other hand in hand.
Respond positively to the humor of nucleic acid testing in community streets and say 50 sentences.
Respond positively to community street humor and do nucleic acid testing. Thanks to this epidemic, I understand that people can't predict what will happen in the next second, so I will live in the present with you and help each other hand in hand.
I used to leave when I wanted to see someone, but now I can't. I have to report my nucleic acid within 48 hours.
3. Medical staff who are distressed by such high temperature and are still doing nucleic acid testing outdoors.
4. I have done nucleic acid testing! So sad! Actually, I'm still afraid to go, but I'm glad to see everyone back to normal life.
I really can't spit it out … Do you know how hot it is today … The medical staff wear protective clothes for nucleic acid detection all day, and it's too bitter at noon and night. Let's actively cooperate!
6. I feel that the epidemic is so close to me for the first time. The CDC called me last night and asked about my mother's itinerary for a whole hour. People from the hospital came to my house for nucleic acid testing at noon today. Although I didn't feel any discomfort, I was scared by the battle.
7. Fight the epidemic and rest at home to improve immunity.
8. Everyone's plan has become to wait for the epidemic to end.
9. May the world be peaceful, you and I be safe, and the flowers are as warm as ever.
10. Life is not forever, and the future is not long.
1 1. Even if the night is long, it can't stop the dawn.
12. A trip to the world will eventually lead to sunshine.
13. Nobody likes heavy luggage, but when you wake up, there are heavy luggage everywhere. This is life.
14. Your concealment is barbaric to everyone.
15. Facing the epidemic, we have no choice but to beat it!
16. I received a military post in the middle of the night and sent more troops to Kyushu. Dressed in white and broken Loulan, remember to return safely.
17. Doing nucleic acid overnight for the first time is an overall breakthrough, especially when doctors and nurses get off the bus, it really looks like a beam of light! All angels in white, volunteers and teachers have worked hard!
Positive response to community street humor for nucleic acid detection Part II 18. My brain collapsed and I was awakened in the middle of the night to do nucleic acid. What's going on here? I feel that nucleic acid is doing all night.
19. I didn't expect to send a circle of friends again, or do nucleic acid.
20. The epidemic will eventually end and we will meet again.
2 1. Death is smiling at each of us, and all we can do is smile back.
22. I solemnly declare that I have been vaccinated with two doses of vaccine and there are no adverse reactions. Please feel free to communicate (copy of vaccine circle of friends)
23. The subway will be crowded again, and the streets will be busy. The breakfast shops in the hutongs, the karaoke bars and bars in the city center will be neon-lit as usual. I believe that love and hope will spread faster than the virus, everything will pass and everything will start again.
24. There is not a spring that will not come. Love and hope spread faster than viruses!
25. The special experience of nucleic acid detection, I hope to return to normal as soon as possible.
26. We are friends of life and death.
27.20XX, please "cover" yourself. We isolate viruses, but not love.
28. There is sex and rain in the green hills, and there is no hometown in the bright moon.
29. According to the epidemic situation, the next time you go out to play, you should report to the sunset red senior group at the age of 60 (a copy of the epidemic circle of friends)
30. When the spring breeze is ten miles, I hope the cherry blossoms are in full bloom.
3 1. If you are afraid, you dare not be bold, but if you are fearless, you will be in trouble.
32. The sunshine from the door and sleeping at home every day make me doubt my life. This is also the longest time that Happy Dad stayed at home. This epidemic is really serious. I hope to get better soon and everything will return to normal!
33. After more than ten years, I never expected to go back to primary school because of nucleic acid testing.
34. Waiting in line for nucleic acid all night again, come on! The new year is coming, so hurry up and recover.
Respond positively to the humor of nucleic acid testing in community streets. 35. I only hope that this "fire" and "thunder" will eliminate diseases and disasters as soon as possible.
36. Just like a train passing through a dark tunnel, those difficult moments you encounter will eventually break through the tight encirclement and usher in vitality.
37. What was originally a wonderful holiday, a long-planned trip to the grassland, became squatting at home because of the outbreak of the epidemic again. Infusion in the morning, eating delicious food in the afternoon, if you don't have to do budget and PPT, it is quite perfect.
38. COVID-19 is merciless, mindful of prevention, deeply caring, and wishing for an early end to the epidemic for a long time, expecting everyone to be safe.
39. The results of nucleic acid test are a little slow. It's been six days. Although I know it's okay, it's not normal to go out without results.
40. I used to say that I didn't know who came first, and I earned every trip. Now I have to say that I have won every chance to see the sun tomorrow.
4 1. I look at the gray sky in the morning, grateful for the air, grateful for the light and grateful for being alive.
42. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.
43. When you come to the earth, you should look at the sun and walk in the street with your sweetheart.
44. Come on, return to normal life as soon as possible, every day is sunny!
45. It turns out that the country and the people are busy and full of people.
46. Did this nucleic acid test poke my nose today? .
47. Waiting in line for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night, residents in the community can go home directly after finishing, but the epidemic prevention personnel have to continue. I don't know when it will be ready. Hey, come on in Xi 'an!
48. Don't compare yourself with others. Success is just a battle between you and yourself. No longer thinking about taking the path of least resistance, the satisfaction of harvest lies in the process of struggle.
49. In the dark, people who believe in the Milky Way wander, people who believe in the moon run, and people who believe in Sun Xinyang wait for the dawn.
50. Do nucleic acid testing, read unfinished books, wait for nucleic acid results, and wait for notification to go to work. Be brave to face yourself and the past, as an adult!
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