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Devil: "Just scream ... no one will come to save you ..."
Princess: "Broken throat ... broken throat ..."
No one: "Princess ... I'm coming to save you ..."
Devil: "Say that Cao Cao will be here ..."
Cao *: "Devil .. Why did you call me ..."
Demon: "Wow ... seeing a ghost"
Ghost: "Shit! Was discovered .. "
Shit: "Ghost, can you see me ..."
Devil: "Oh, my God! 」
God: "Who called me? 」
Who: "Nobody called you ..."
Nobody said, "Where am I? Play dumb! 」
Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me? 」
Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? 」
Trouble: "which one is looking for me?" 」
Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... hey, there are so many people here. "
Many people: "I just arrived … who are you?" ? 」
Which one: "I'm not who."
Who: "He's not me."
Princess: "Is everyone here to save me? 」
Everyone said, "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."
Lively: "What do I have to see? 」
God: "It's none of my business. Let's go first. "
Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? " ? How can I play this demon king? 」
Go down: "You good devil won't do it, what shall I do?" 」
Princess: "If no one hits the devil, I can go."
No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go ..."
How come: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement."
Lively: "What are you looking at me for? 」
What: "You want to fuck me? Rogue! 」
How dare you: "I didn't? 」
Me: "What does it have to do with me?" 」
Devil: "Shit! I'm going crazy ... "
Shit: "What am I doing? ...」
Madman: "What do you want me to do? 」
You want me to say, "I don't know anything! 」
I don't know anything: "I don't know! 」
I don't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me? 」
Someone said, "I didn't call you! 」
I didn't say, "Who called him? 」
Who: "Wrong ... I didn't ..."
I didn't say, "I haven't wronged you ..."
You: "I dare you."
I dare you: "Who says I dare not! ? 」
Who: "please ... I didn't say anything."
I have nothing: "What do you want me to say? 」
I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" ”」
My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my name is very long ... I will be called ..."
Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place. "
True or false: "So this is my place ..."
I am nothing &; No: "Don't make any noise. We are talking ... "
Don't argue with Allah: "I'm not talking ..."
I didn't: "I didn't speak! ...」
I am nothing: "-_-"... go ... let's talk outside ... "
Go: "I'm sorry ... (wriggle)"
I have nothing: "It's none of your business ... Go away ..." (Two brothers go out angrily)
It's none of your business: "Whoops ... why did you kick me out ..."
Why: "I don't want to kick you out ... listen ... don't cry."
I didn't say, "Oh ... What does it have to do with me?"
None of my business: "What? Did anyone call me? 」
Someone said, "Who wants to call you ..."
Who: "I really have to go ... T.T." "
Go: "I'm really embarrassed ... *V.V*" ("Who" collapsed)
None of your business: "... aren't you my cousin?" ”」
It's none of my business: "... cousins of the same age (or cousins) ... long time no see ..."
For a long time: "I'm not here ..."
Devil: "Are you finished? 」
Endless: "He doesn't have me."
You: "I don't have him."
I just said, "Who said that? 」
Who: "What do you want me to do? 」
Do you want to fuck me? 」
You: "I won't fuck him."
I said, "Who said I wouldn't? 」
Who: "Wrong! I didn't say ... "
He said, "What should I do? 」
? "You two are shameless! 」
You two: "I want it! I want it! 」
Face: "Who wants me? 」
Who: "I don't want it."
Devil: "Hurry up, or I'll kick people out."
Man: "Kick me out? Looking for k "
K: "Who wants to see me? 」
Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! 」
He said, "Don't trust me."
Me: "Who wants me? 」
Who: "I finally caught one. Kill it. "
One: "Don't arrest me."
Me: "I've had enough, too. Whoever mentions my name again will never let you go! 」
Who said, "Look at my eighteen dragon palms! 」
Me: "Look at my nine yin bones and claws! 」
Eighteen palms of dragon descending: "What am I to see? 」
Jiuyin Bones Claw: "What am I to see? 」
What's there to see: "Brother, I finally found you! 」
What's there to see? "Brother, let's talk outside."
Devil: "Shit ... this is an engagement meeting ..."
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