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Sisterhood. All right, tell me.

1, sisters, thank you. Fortunately, I still have you.

You have no scruples about talking with her. Scold if you want, be sweet if you want, and really talk about everything, which is your best friend.

3, just a few good friends, no roll call. I just want to say that I am very happy and moved by you.

We are not gentle and will not whisper to each other. We are not shy, we don't laugh. We are just a group of crazy girls, doing deeds that belong to our youth.

I can have no boyfriend and no money, but I can't live without you. -To my best friend.

Dear best friend, I still love you as long as you are here. As long as there is breath, you won't be sad.

7, girlfriends, as long as you don't dislike and betray, then we will be together until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

8. Friendship is like a tree. It doesn't matter how tall it can grow, but how deep its roots are.

9. One of the happiest things in the world is to be in the same city as your best friend, with similar tastes and values.

10, the sisters are fine, but we won't leave until it's sunny.

1 1. Behind every seemingly crazy woman, there must be some crazy sisters accompanying her.

12, don't trust memory so much. People inside don't necessarily miss you as much.

13, if he always holds an umbrella for others, why don't you wait for him in the rain?

14, my only wish is to fight with you all my life.

15, I'm just a child who doesn't understand the world.

16, you are my sister, you are my baby, no matter how far apart.

17, brothers are as invincible as steel and sisters are as warm as the sun.

18, men have brothers and old ladies have girlfriends.

19, the difference between brothers and girlfriends, something happened, brotherhood said, not dead; The best friend will say, baby, are you okay?

20. In the silent night, even if you are tired, you should wait until 12 to say "Happy Birthday" to your dearest girlfriend.

2 1, there are not many girls, as long as you are sincere! Third sister.

Dear friends, thank you for being with me when I needed it most. Long live friendship.

23. Men are unreliable, only girls are reliable.

24, girlfriends, no matter where you are, I will remember you

25, sisters are best friends.

26. Next life, next life, next life, sisters, stay together and never give up!

27. True friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

28, best friend, you have to accompany me to my old age, and then our children have to be good friends.

29. There are always a few crazy people who are friends I can never abandon.

30. Sisters are like brothers, and men are like rags.

3 1, only my best friend can change me.

32. God is destined to let us meet in this life, be the best girlfriends and laugh together.

33. Listening to Vae, girl friends thinks of my crazy bitches.

34. What if you don't have a lover? A girlfriend is as painful as life.

35, girlfriends are two bodies, one soul.

36. What is a man? Sisters are the sky.

37, best friend, we are not gay friends.

Sister, it is enough to have you with me this winter.

39. Sisters are bigger than the sky, and men go away.

40, sisters hug, talk about your heart, talk about your vicissitudes and changes.

4 1, only true and eternal good sisters can truly understand happiness.

42. Real girlfriends will never ignore each other's feelings.

43, girlfriends, even if the whole world doesn't want you, don't be sad, I want you for a lifetime.

44. Sister, don't forgive me. When you are sad, I don't care about you or comfort you. That's because I want you to be strong. I'm sorry.

45. It's good to have sisters. When you are in a bad mood, blow them up. That's so cool.

46. Men are bullshit. The women who can always be with me. They are my days.

47. It is better to love men than sisters.

48. The coat we wore together in those years. ...

49. If anyone touches my sister, I will kill that little watch by hook or by crook.

50. If you dare to break my sister's heart, I will break yours completely …

Good sisters talk about daquan

1. When I am, I am body double, my sister, my sister, and we are sisters of the times.

Long hair is waist-high this year, but we have short hair.

3. A sister is bigger than the sky, and we are farther than love! ! !

I wish my best friend a happy wedding, and I wish all lovers in the world will be well. ...

We just want to giggle together and tell some jokes that we are afraid of forgetting in an instant.

In those years, few friends ever talked nonsense, but they still keep in touch.

7. Hey, sister, let me attend your wedding when your hair reaches your waist to see if you are happy.

8. I'm afraid that as soon as I graduate, there will be fewer crazy people around me who can make me laugh.

9. What we did together in those years: going crazy together, having sex together and taking selfies together. ...

10. My best friend is the most extravagant luxury I have.

1 1. I have three lovers, all different.

12. I told my best friend the story of me and him sadly, but I didn't expect my best friend to say a word, which is none of my business.

13. You should protect the person who will cry, laugh and be crazy with you all your life.

14. May our friendship become more mature with the passage of time.

15. quarreling is called girlfriends.

16. Whether friends, girlfriends or sisters, we should cherish this hard-won friendship.

17. Although we can't meet, our hearts will always be together! -To my best friend

18. If it is for that sister, I am willing to give up everything, because you are my sister, that's all!

19. I have a group of good sisters!

20. Being a good friend is actually very simple, just don't care about anything!

2 1. Girlfriend, don't let one person affect our relationship, okay?

22. I don't have a man. My best friend has a man. I would never hook up with a man who is my best friend.

23. What would you do without me, you road idiot without a boyfriend?

24. It doesn't matter if I get hurt. My shoulder was always there.

25. Will Chuxue accompany me to watch the snowball fight and drink milk tea-for my best friend?

26. Good friends never break up.

Honey, you played with my best friend, so I can only play with your brother.

28. It is also a kind of love to endure the temper.

29. My communication skills are poor, but I don't know what magic I have to know such a great person as you.

We must have been lovers in our last life, so we have such a tacit understanding.

3 1. I have, I am perfect, and you are indispensable.

32. Best friend, I can't get married ... I want to marry you!

33. In this 16 year, only you are not a dream, girlfriend.

It was sunny in 2008. We met and felt that you were another me.

35. Sisters who used to drink, smoke and fight with me, may we never part!

36. Best friends are always more useful than boyfriends, and they are always on standby. Go shopping together, laugh recklessly together, and be crazy together.

37. Because of you, we are lost, sad, tearful, tired and crazy.

38. We wanted to be sisters for life, but we couldn't resist other temptations. Now we are just far away.

39. The best friend is the second lover.

Tomorrow is my best friend's birthday, but I can't accompany her. It's so sad. I hope she can be happy tomorrow and forget all her troubles, ok? I care about you.

4 1. Even without your company, I still walk on that road every day.

42. Happy as two fools laughing and sad, comforting each other and crying without image. I think this is the best friend.

43. Women have girlfriends and men have brothers.

44. Today, my best friend was lovelorn. That man doesn't want her, but I want her to know that she lives not only for him, but also for me.

45. Do you have one or two friends? You are not gay, but you love her.

46. Good sisters talk to people first, then to dogs.

47. In those years, those crazy women accompanied me, crying and laughing together, climbing the fence together and being caught by the teacher, still laughing.

48. I can't forget the memories of you and me.

49. I wish my best friend a more beautiful and happy birthday tomorrow.

50. Nerve Fan's sister is very happy with her.

The parting mood of good sisters, talk about the words that good sisters miss each other respectively.

Talking about the parting mood of good sisters

1. Meet someone and change your life. It turns out that love is not the only plot.

Girl, find a man who can get up and cook for you if he is hungry at night.

Don't be distracted when you are happy, but remember to contact me when you are sad.

We are like brothers and sisters who are not related by blood, relying on each other and accompanying each other.

5. When I get rich, my sisters will be crazy enough!

6. Good friends and sisters, where to talk about emotions, do not hold hands, do not kiss, but also accompany me for a lifetime.

7. A woman who is good at compromise is very valuable. However, women who are only good at compromise are very cheap.

8. Sisters have deep feelings, the true feelings in the world are the truest, blood ties are linked, soul mates are close at hand, family members are close at hand, SMS wishes express love, life is smooth and happy, the body is always healthy and happy every day.

9. I have always felt that being alone is nothing. I think it's better to be alone when I meet you again.

10. We were together, quarreling together, crying together, laughing together, and so our whole lives passed. -To sisters.

1 1. How can you continue to love someone without passion? How can you survive in this world without motivation?

12. I think what I want and say what I say. If someone happens to like it, I think I'm on one side, too If someone doesn't like it, it's not surprising. I can't expect everyone to like me. I have never had such extravagant hopes!

13. I wish them good luck in the mid-term exam on Saturday!

14. Brothers and sisters will always shelter you from the wind and rain. If you bear the snow in the distance and there is nothing I can do, I will also pray that the snow will fall on me.

15. Thanks to all the brothers and sisters who belonged to this group from the beginning; Thank you for your tolerance, care, patience and love; Because everyone has their own temper, ideas and practices; But in fact, we are all the same, all to prove the value of personal life.

16. I will read all your mood logs.

17. Am I human? A metaphor b exaggeration c personification d lie e how is that possible?

18. We will always be sisters and our friendship will last forever.

19. Many years later, we will open the yellowed commemorative album on a similar summer night, and the dried gardenia still exudes the fragrance of summer.

20. If the mountain is not high, there will be a spirit, if the water is not deep, there will be a dragon, if the money is not enough and the knowledge is no longer high or low. Now you are happy, I think you know that you will be happy in the future!

2 1. Will Chuxue accompany me to watch the snowball fight and drink milk tea-for my best friend?

22. I hurt you because I believe our relationship can. Nonsense, because the subconscious knows you won't leave. Good sisters, in fact, even if you quarrel occasionally, you will still pat your shoulder generously at the critical moment. Although not as wide as men, it is still enough to bear your weight. Sister's Day, may our feelings last forever.

23. I love my campus. I like spacious classrooms, broad playgrounds and green lawns. I love my mother-like teacher and my brothers and sisters. This campus is full of our laughter, leaving us a step of growth and laying a solid foundation for our growth. Students, the light of hope has risen on the horizon of Ran Ran. Let's work hard, forge ahead and turn our growing years in pen primary and secondary schools into unforgettable memories!

24. Although the distance is a little far, I feel a little more concerned. SMS wishes are more wordy, sisters are more affectionate, friendship and love are perfect, and youth is always beautiful. May your life be happy, healthy and happy.

25. My friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, but my heart.

26. There is no need to be more reluctant than Jin Jian. Happy birthday!

27. Only a few good friends, no roll call. I just want to say that I have been touched and happy by you.

28.- The world is so dark, who can you trust?

Good sisters miss words separately.

1. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't believe that friends are more dead set than lovers.

Thank my sisters for always accompanying me.

3. Couples walk together, make trouble together, and dig small tunnels together; Sisterhood, sisterhood, sisters revolution together.

It's not just lovers who fight, but also two good brothers and sisters.

I'd rather be a bear beside your bed and help you drive away the demons in your sleep every night.

6. Whenever I am drawn by the teacher to answer a question, my good sisters around me laugh at you and turn over the answers in a hurry. This is a great friendship.

7. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't believe that friends are more dead set than lovers.

8. Sisters, it doesn't matter if the sky falls. I will take it with me.

9. The vast sea of people, we meet, a fate, a separation. We are inseparable and will never part. Share the sweetness and bear the pain. We will never forget those years when we were in the same boat.

10. Even if the whole universe abandons you, you will always be my sister!

1 1. That beating double head is like a beating note, which makes my heart beat with it. Dear sisters, every day with you, my smile is very happy and brilliant.

12. Men are like clothes, and sisters are like brothers. Whoever takes off my clothes will be beheaded.

13. A person's sky is blue, blue is a bit melancholy; When I am alone, I am free and a little lonely. It's easy to be alone, a little boring; I am very happy and a little sad when I miss my friends.

14. Always accompany me when I am sad, good sister, for life.

15. The best friend never talks, but even if he doesn't talk, he won't feel embarrassed.

16. The best friend is that no matter how tired or crazy you are, she will accompany you, even though she looks disgusted.

17. If you get along too long, you may find that I am incomplete. If you are not afraid, we will become friends.

18. We are so excellent that people often say that we are gay. In fact, we often quarrel, but we always have the cheek to grind back.

19. I'm sorry if you hold your breath anywhere. You will see a vicious, insidious and vicious bitch.

20. On the most painful sister day in the world, I will send you a set of happiness makeup: happiness as foundation, elegance as cream, kindness as lipstick, shrewdness as eye cream, health as eyebrows, and good luck as sun protection. May you always smile and have a nice day! Happy birthday!

2 1. SMS sent my blessing and expressed my heartfelt wishes. My heartfelt feelings include sisterhood and reflect our beautiful life. Sister's Day is coming. Let's share life and have fun together.

22. On Sister's Day, I will send a "healthy, happy, beautiful and young" secret to my dear sisters by SMS. As long as you read the short messages I send you every day, you will be healthy, Pepsi-Cola and beautiful and youthful forever.

23. Some feelings have been doomed for a lifetime since we met!

24. Meet someone and change your life completely. This is not a love story.

25. Gently, don't be surprised by your dreams; I just want me in your dreams. Very good! Write your troubles on paper, put them in a glass bottle and throw them into the river as far away as possible. With the bottle gone, your troubles are gone. Meet you.

26. Endless kindness will always be remembered in my heart. Every growing day, I will bless you, my teacher. My respected teacher, my success is your support. Thank you in a thousand words-you are my forever teacher and brother and sister!

27. You made me believe that I didn't feel lonely when I was the loneliest.

28.DNA determines what kind of people we are, but it cannot determine what kind of people we will become. What we are will not change, but what we can become will change forever. -Broke sisters

To a good sister. Tell me about it.

First, losing weight is for a better life. If you lose the fun of life because of losing weight, you might as well give up.

Second, a good woman makes people feel relaxed and happy. A good woman always makes people feel happy. A good woman gives people infinite warmth. A good woman is just like you, dignified and elegant, gentle and lovely. March 8 Women's Day, I wish you youth and beauty!

Third, don't use your boyfriend's birthday as the password of the bank card.

Four, a long time ago, I didn't expect to have such a you, crying and laughing with me. I have been moved, quarreled, annoyed and crazy. But I never regret having such a person with me. You made me believe that I didn't feel lonely when I was the loneliest. You and I are inseparable, and even go to the bathroom together.

Whenever you feel uncomfortable, don't bear it alone. Please tell me, and I will accompany you. When you need help or want to talk to someone, come to me and I will help you. When you feel like crying, come to me and I will give you a shoulder. When you are in a bad mood and want to drink, come to me and I will accompany you to get drunk. When you are lonely in the middle of the night, come to me and I will talk to you. When you think no one believes you, tell me, I believe you.

Although we seldom get together, you have been by my side for so many years. When I am confused and helpless, you will always take me the most correct way. The world is so big, it's really hard to meet. I can be your best friend. Thank you, we will be happy together forever and talk about everything.

Seven, you are more beautiful than flowers, because your beauty is full of vitality; You are brighter than the sun, because your youth is full of passion; It's girls' day. I deeply bless you. May you be invincible in youth and infinite in beauty. Happy girls' day!

Eight, the friendship of three people needs time to run in.

Nine, sad tears, hold you around and say it doesn't matter, you can cry more unscrupulously, shed tears unscrupulously, and then sleep in her arms.

Remember: if he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me.

1 1. People are divided into groups. Yes, we are really more and more alike. Did you find out? Thank you for letting me speak freely, for sharing my joys and sorrows, and for making me believe that friendship can last forever. In different cities and even different countries, we often forget to contact. But you know, we all have each other in our hearts.

Twelve, girlfriends together, always youthful and energetic; Putting aside all troubles, happiness is the most important thing; Life will never be lonely with you around. I wish you a happy 3.7 Girls' Day. In the next life, we will be together again.

Thirteen, I will let you bully me. Who told me that I look like being bullied, but I won't be angry with you, because I regard you as my sister.

When I was fourteen, we used to go to school hand in hand. Tell each other jokes or anecdotes about this experience. Talking and jumping, I found out what people around me thought of me after I got high.

We like to make noise regardless of other people's eyes. When we are not tired of playing together, we will send text messages, make phone calls and occasionally chat about other people's gossip. Let's be reckless together until the next life, okay? You can laugh at me when you see me naked, and cry to death can comfort you. You were by my side at the worst time. What more can I ask for?

Sixteen, sad, I miss you. I want to hold you in my arms and cry and talk, tightly and never part. When I am happy, I miss you. I want to dance with you, share, giggle at you all the time, and listen to you call me stupid.

Seventeen, I will talk to you if I have nothing to do. Although I will often be scolded by you for being sick, I will be very happy if you ignore me in the future, because I regard you as my sister.

Thank you for being with me all these years. Don't say more, or you'll say I'm melodramatic again. I am not good, but there is only one, cherish it or not. If one day you lose me, I won't let you find me again. Friendship or love, if I leave, there will be no future! I may forget the people who laughed with me, but the people who cried with me will never forget.

I will believe everything you say to me, even a joke, and I will take it seriously. You can call me stupid, and I won't mind, because I regard you as my sister. Because I treat you like a sister. 1. girlfriends We should be a deep girl, a rogue with a temper, and an educated lady.

Twenty, I can't forget the day when they committed the crime together.

Twenty-one, when we meet, we will not call each other's names. It's not disrespectful, but it's not necessary to be too familiar. You said you would rush to call me as soon as you saw me. There is no need to call me. Every time I am physically and mentally exhausted, I always have a lot to say to you. I want to complain to you. I missed you, and I cried. However, seeing you, I forgot what it is like to be sad; It's always warm to have you around. Love your sunny smile and give me unlimited courage!

Twenty-two, before you want to eat cookies, put your hand on your stomach and feel the presence of fat.

Twenty-three, help each other in the same boat; You don't have to be inseparable, but you must cherish each other; It is not necessarily icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; You don't have to meet every day, but you must keep it in mind. I want a good friend, not that I don't quarrel or part, but that I know that I will make up even if I quarrel, but that I still can't feel the distance even if I part.

24. No matter how long we haven't seen each other, the surging mood in front of us was immediately overwhelmed by the calm after meeting, as if we were out shopping and eating together yesterday, holding hands. The moment of parting will still come, and we will return to our new life. But I always feel that I can still be in that old place with just one phone call and one text message. Seeing you standing there waiting for me, we never left.

Twenty-five, I think most girls are fetishists. During our time together, we should get to know each other's favorite colors and things in some way. It's funny to think about it. When we were teenagers, we started talking about our dream wedding. At the seaside or in the church, to be determined. Wear white gauze or red cheongsam, to be determined. Spring, summer, autumn or winter, to be determined. The only thing in the air is, bridesmaid, you.

There is only one you in the world. How can I not cherish it? The best girlfriend is that you have nothing to hide and trust each other. She loves you to death. When you need help or want to talk to someone, come to me and I will help you! When you want to cry, find me and I will give you a shoulder!

Twenty-seven, my sister and sister have a deep friendship, and the SMS blessings are all true. Qian Shan's feelings are endless, and his concern lasts forever. I wish you a good mood every day, happiness and good luck around you, great career development, health and peace, and a sweet smile.

Twenty-eight, quarrel, call people girlfriends.

No matter how long we haven't seen each other, we are still the same. Bad temper, talking loudly, not paying attention to appearance. However, I always laugh so happily. So-called good friends are like this. No matter where they come from, they are not embarrassed, and they are very relaxed and natural. I love you deeply and your tears wet my heart. Really, I remember a person who loved you deeply.