Are there any misunderstandings, anecdotes or jokes caused by drinking?

A friend of mine is in the countryside and talked about a girlfriend in her early twenties. This girlfriend's parents are very young, no more than 40 years old, especially her mother, who is very beautiful. The two were engaged, and that day I went to his future father-in-law's house with this friend and her girlfriend.

The hospitality of the prospective father-in-law, wine and meat set a big table, sat together and began to drink. He drank too much wine because he was happy. Then my friend started calling him the brother-in-law of the prospective father-in-law. Are they all drunk? Just talking about women, chatting and chatting, my friend said, big brother, your daughter-in-law is really beautiful. I really envy you. I miss you. . . Everyone looked at each other, and I quickly said: Too much to drink, too much to drink. I was just about to pull my friend away when my friend pushed me away and said, I didn't drink too much, did I, such a beautiful girl? . . At that time, her girlfriend and future mother-in-law were embarrassed.

I had a drink with a colleague, who drank too much. I took off the keyboard and mouse of the computer, hugged and left. I thought his computer was broken. I didn't say anything when I couldn't buy a mouse and keyboard at night. Outside, he put the mouse and keyboard on the electric car and rode away. When I came to work the next day, I saw that there was no keyboard and mouse. Ask me, where is the keyboard and mouse? I said you took the keyboard and mouse, and he said, no, I took the charger of the electric car. I almost fucking laughed.

Enough is enough. Don't drink so much. Sometimes I drink too much and don't know what I said. If someone tells you the next day, you will regret it. So don't drink so much. There will be many embarrassing things when I drink too much. I especially regret it.

Hou's classic "Drunk" is a joke about drinking and making a fool of yourself. I listened to it many years ago, and I still remember it. There is a saying: both of them are drunk and then brag to each other, but neither of them admits that they are drunk, and both boast that they have a good capacity for drinking. One of them took a flashlight out of his pocket, pressed the switch and a light beam came out. Then say to another person, prove your ability, just climb up my pillar. "The other is unambiguous:" Good! What is this, climbing this post? Don't do that. I climbed halfway, and when you turned off the switch, I fell. "It's really let a person in distress situation.

Fans of Degang Guo and Yu Qian all know the teacher's three hobbies: smoking, drinking, perming and drinking, and they also play a lot of jokes on the teacher. Let's share some jokes caused by drinking.

The first one: the drunk is singing.

A drunk stumbled home after midnight. His family lives on the seventh floor. When he climbed to the sixth floor, he suddenly felt that he had forgotten to sing Kara 0K when he was drinking just now, so he sang loudly: "There are many stories in the small town".

At this time, there happened to be a little girl who had just returned from the night shift downstairs. Hearing this, she couldn't help saying "full of joy".

The drunk was very angry and stumbled downstairs again. When he reached the fourth floor, he happened to meet the young lady and shouted to the little girl, "Stop!" " "

The little girl thought she had met a robber and was scared to death. She even said, "Big Brother, I just got back from the night shift and really have no money."

The drunk roared, "Shut up!"

The little girl shivered again and said, "You ... you can take the bag ..."

The drunk stammered, "I'll tell you, remember, remember, sing later, from!" " "

The second one: the drunk chisels ice.

Drunk people want to catch fish when they are drunk, but where can they catch fish in winter? The drunk went out for a walk and found a big piece of ice, and immediately began to chisel.

Then came a voice: "Hey, stop digging, there are no fish down there!" " "The drunk looked up and looked around. No one, he squatted down and continued to chisel.

"What's the matter with you? I told you not to chisel, did you hear me? "

"What's your name? How do you know there are no fish down there? Do you think you are God? "

"I am not God, I am the manager of this skating rink!"

In life, there are many people who drink good wine. No matter how good the wine is, don't drink too much. It's a small matter to joke, but it's a big matter to hurt your body! What did you say?/Sorry?