Funny little story, nothing to see!

One, a child was crying, so I asked her why she was crying. She said, "My little puppet has run away." I said, "Don't cry, don't cry, your puppet will be back soon." Please come to my side as soon as you receive the news. The child needs you! !

Second, the teacher went home to visit relatives and saw his students smoking as soon as he entered the door! Teachers and students were stunned by this scene and didn't know what to say! Parents quickly resolved the embarrassment and blamed the child: "If you only know that you smoke, don't order it for the teacher!"

Third, I took the bus today, and the driver at one stop asked, I closed the back door! No one answered, so he closed the back door and started. At this time, a girl in the carriage made a weak voice: open the door! The driver braked in a rage, slammed the back door and shouted, Get out of the car quickly! Everyone in the car looked at the back door, and no one got off for a long time. They looked at each other inexplicably. At this time, the woman in the car TV shouted again: open the door!

4. I heard a friend sing: Don't wait for a thousand years. Cao Cao told me that fairy tales are all lies. I can't be your monkey brother. You are really something. Wuxing mountain can't hold you down. Pop up a gourd doll. A gourd baby, with seven vines, is not afraid of wind and rain. Ah, ah, ah, sheriff black cat, Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng. The strings of this song are so full!

5. What do you work for? The teacher said that when he went to work, he used parents' red envelopes to help parents train their children into nerds. The doctor said that going to work was to cheat patients into spending more money. The lawyer said that at work, he tried to help others reverse black and white for ideas. Civil servants say that going to work is to learn all kinds of ways to squeeze people to serve themselves.