Rich lines

Zhao: Some people get rich by working, some by sewing, some by lying, some by working hard, and I get rich by two words, dreaming! Old woman, take sleeping pills! Hey, take what? Zhao: Sleeping pills! G: I said you just woke up and are still sleeping. Where do you want to hibernate? Zhao: It's no use talking. Why hibernate? The grand prize was born today, but the previous issues didn't come out. If I don't stay up too late, I will dream soon. G: You said that you didn't do anything this day, and you were lying all day thinking about dreaming. You said you were worried about people. Zhao: You don't know me yet. I have no job in this dream. Don't you know the power of my dreams? It's all there, hurry up! If you can dream well today, you will definitely dream about the grand prize. Go back to sleep. Come on. G: Can't you have a good dream? At noon the day before yesterday, I slept in a cage. When I fell asleep, I was stupid. When I am hugged, I will not relax. I dragged me to a good meal. I cleaned my skin. I asked him how he was and said that he dreamed of Song Zu Ying. Zhao: What are you talking about? Why did you say that so quickly? Who hasn't got any privacy yet? This matter will have a bad influence on me when it reaches Xiao Song's ears. Come on! Shoot! G: You mean you. It's not enough just to take sleeping pills. You want to kill Zhao: Cut the crap and hurry up! Gao: (singing) patting my son to sleep ~ ~ ~ Zhao: What are you doing? You Gao: How to shoot Zhao: Change the tune to Gao: Little wife, beautiful, find a lover and become your own son ~ ~ Zhao: Come on, can I sleep when you sing this thing? G: What are you singing? Zhao: You always seduce me with your little wife. Why can't I sleep? Lie down, I know what to sing. Zhao: You will be confused when you sing. (Singing) The production team will hold a meeting to organize study. ~ ~ ~ ~ Oh, no wonder, my father lies on the kang every day dreaming, dreaming two days ago, dreaming that he won the fourth prize. What did you say?/Sorry? Zhao: Gnome male-female, gnome male-female, gnome male-female, gnome male-female, gnome male-female, gnome male-female, gnome male-female, gnome male-female, gnome male-female, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. God, come on, old man, sit here. Oh, come and have a drink. I'll pour it for you. ) Pour it for me, (Oh, 1.8 million) 1.8 million (I said, old man, we can make a fortune this time. I look at the people in the village. Who dares to be small? 1.8 million is not a small number. In the whole village, the whole town and even the whole county, we are the boss. Look at Mr. Tian next door. This guy spends 10,000 to 20,000 yuan a year on a greenhouse. Look, he won the favor and sent him back to the Foreign Languages Institute. When he came back that day, I had a good talk with her. I said your woman came back, and she didn't talk to my man. When I saw him this time, I told him to beat the dog (yes, for the old man, if he takes the cat out again, I will pinch her with the dog). If I pinch her (don't be polite to him), I will keep him. (Old man, we have money this time, so we can enjoy it. Pull out this kang and buy a double bed like a city dweller. I won't be me in the future. I am the big boss, 1.8 million. Can I get out and in by myself? At least I have a little secretary (secretary? ) Can't you not consider personal accommodation? (secretary accommodation? ) male secretary, male, (male secretary can't sleep in our bed, so I'll sleep there) What about female secretary? There is no secretary to go to our bed, so I will sleep there. ) that's too much, not for men, not for women. Is this bed too much for you? Then you move out (hey, what's this called? I can't stand it). Look at my state. Be careful what you say to me in the future. (What status? Who sleeps alone? ) old man. Noisy Zhao: Don't make any noise when the village chief comes. Village: Noisy, noisy, what the hell? I eat next door, and I'm listening to this room. It's noisy because it's a fight. G: Well, he wants me to sleep alone. Village: Oh, I sleep alone. People of that age are crowded together. It's too hot. Zhao: You are right. Village:. Well, you slowly infiltrate him bit by bit, and he can't resist the village: you see, I can't resist, I can't resist anything. You say, you say. Village head, you sit here. Village: What's the matter? G: What happened? Didn't my family win the lottery? It won 1.8 million village: You won 1.8 million village? You, (fainting) Gao: Ah, village head, village head Zhao, I told you to speak slowly. Ask him if he can bear such a big stimulus. Gao: Village head Zhao: It's easy to make the whole dish high: the village head (platoon leader) is coming, and the village is coming. How high is the middle school:1~ ~ ~ Zhao: Cut, tow handred minus 200,000, which is equal to height:100 ~ ~ Zhao: You have to understand the height: Alas, Village: Gao: Come on, it's Zhao: Stop it, Zhao: All right, I'll tell her in sign language. This is Gao: I see, village head. Isn't it? Yes 1.8 million, yes 1.8 million. I say we should change our way of life. Let's pull the kang out and press a double bed (right). He broke down too fast, didn't he? Zhao: What's the current speed? The train is accelerating. Village: Brother, I tell you, it's all your fault. You said winning the lottery was a good thing. You should discuss how to spend the money, right? Zhao: Isn't that a good thing? You see how nice my brother said this. We should discuss how to spend the money. You're angry. You're anxious. Zhao: I have an idea. Our family can't spend so much money. Let's decorate the village committee first and (clap your hands) change the face of the village. Village: Oh, brother, you go on. Then Zhao: Destroy the village committee, (a) build a two-story building, (well) build a wall one or two feet high around it, (a) Nobody can get in, and you can't get out. Village: It's a bit like a prison, isn't it? Zhao: It's too noisy. Zhao: I tell you, there is not a Confucius House in Shandong. This is called Meng Fuguo. Just in front of this village Committee, build the most spacious avenue, which leads directly to the home of the old hole in the east. Zhao: This is not the way of Confucius and Mencius. Village: Hehe, it's still a little cultural. G: Village head, I'm telling you, your brother is talented. (Really) You can't live in the countryside for so many years. Village: Yes, hehe ~ ~ ~ Brother ~ This time, you two are special people. The village committee decided to be responsible for your safety. Zhao: I've thought about it. What are you doing? Just help me with the dog (huh? ), the dog went up when something happened and smelled everything in the village; Brother, you said I was the village head after all. You say you walk in front and I'll lead the dog in the back, which is not pretty. Hey hey Gao: Brother, if you let me lead you, two dog will double your salary. (OK, OK to nod) I have something to do. You should discuss it with your brother. Now your brother is rich. (Well) I'm also a rich wife, aren't I? I decorate my village here and outside. I told my brother, oh, brother, my sister-in-law has a small request, (said) that he, he also belongs to a special person. Zhao: What's his special village? Rich? ) Zhao, rich woman: The returning rich woman used to be a bitch village: Brother, she is a rich woman after all, right? Now that she is rich, can you fully manage her five senses (for what)? Zhao: To tell the truth, (um) as far as your sister-in-law is concerned, they are all here. Is it necessary to reinvest? Village: Well, my brother said you had nothing. Give me the whole gold bracelet. Zhao: It's so rich. How to wear a gold bracelet now? Did I break it? In the backyard, Lao Zhao's family still wears four gold bracelets. Zhao: Not a bitch. You are not a rich woman. If you want to bring gold, you should look at elegance as well as elegance. You still want to steal, but you can't go to the village. Zhao: What is this? A mouthful of gold, a mouthful of Zhao: you waste. Even if you rub your teeth hard, you will miss four. I'll solve four for you, and change the others into copper: ok, sister-in-law Gao: ok, I'll listen to you, copper is copper, and everything is up to him. Zhao: My daughter-in-law is beautiful. Is it true (four brothers can solve it)? In that case, may I express my heartfelt congratulations to you with your wine? Zhao: OK. G: Please sit down (walk to the table together) Village: I'll sit down then. Zhao: I didn't eat anything today. Please help yourself to a drink. I have done it. ) Give me a glass and pour more. Cheers. Village: I'm in the wine. I am very happy. Zhao: Huh? What's the problem in my life? I said, it's not just our house. Village: Tianzhao: Living standard problem, don't make up my living problem, right? What else do we have to say? Honey, remember, Lao Fan is not a good steward, but a good village head. (Hey, clap your hands) For our family, that's our brother. What's the problem? (Really) Zhao: Nothing, I'm fine at home. In that case, I can get by. Well, I really have something to do, my son, your nephew, (who am I, who am I? My son, your nephew (dog son) is right. Didn't you just go to college recently? All we need is 10 thousand yuan. Zhao: That's a trivial matter. So, (um) 10,000 yuan, a mouse has a backache. This is the size of the kidney. What are you? You can take it (alas, alas), and it will exceed 50,000 in the future. Zhao: If you talk to me for 10,000 yuan, you will scold me (Lao Meng, Lao Meng). Take it ~ ~ (come here) eh? Look at the money Are you drunk? Where is the money? ) How high did you get it back? Why is your memory so poor? (Hmm) Don't you sleep in the morning? (Hmm) Let me sing after the meeting. (Hmm) Aren't you going to the scene after the meeting? (Well) After the meeting, you will win the prize. After winning the lottery, we will still dream. (Hmm) Why are you so depressed? Go get it (hehe). Village: Brother, brother, what's the difference? Zhao: Nothing. What can that woman do? Go get it. Village head, listen to me. My family didn't win the lottery, 6.5438+0.8 million? (Ah) That's your big brother's dream, and we haven't caught it yet. (Hehe) Dream Village: Dreaming? (hmm) dreaming? (Hehe dreaming) The acting is really good, hehe, that line, brother, I won't borrow that line, I'm leaving, hehe Zhao: Where to? G: Village head, I'm telling you that you don't understand. (Take it) Village: I understand. Among you, 65,438+800,000, ah, my eldest brother hasn't dreamed yet (right). (Give money to people) That 1.8 million, we won. Village: I just want to hear the truth. Sister-in-law Gao: I won, and I spent all my money. I didn't dare to take it home, so I put it in the bank. You go back and wait. I'll go back to the village for you later. Ok, brother, I'll go back first. It's over. It's up to you. Hehe, he also told me to dream (give money, take it or not, take it). G: Oh, you said there was no law in this era. There are so many foreign debts outside, and this dream has caused famine. You said, you still drink, you quickly lend money to people. Zhao: You can give it to others. Why are you doing this?