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I caught the doll for the first time. I'm happy to talk about summarizing forty articles.

I'm glad I caught the doll the first time. Let's start with (the first part) 1. LJH has made many mistakes recently, so he bought flowers, apologized and wrote a comment himself. I can consider forgiving him. Haha, it took a long time to finally catch a new doll.

2. To commemorate the first time that two people who couldn't catch dolls caught two dolls with the help of their boss. Happy.

Congratulations, Wang finally caught the doll! ! I drank a large glass of macchiato ... and couldn't sleep at night. Today, I relived my first date.

Today, you got two dolls for the first time, one for yourself and one for the school.

Don't ask me, what I want to ask is to catch a doll once.

6. My brother is so cute. To commemorate the first time that Xu Xu caught a doll, it seems that I have to catch a few more next time.

7. I have never caught a doll because it is poisonous. There is another wish on the wish list.

8. Xiao Xu finally caught the doll! Let's clap.

9. It took 4 yuan to catch a doll for the first time in my life. Disney's genuine toys are so exciting!

10. At first, you will throw yourself into the doll machine without restraint, and then you will learn to leave yourself a way out.

1 1. Many moments that you thought you were about to be caught finally let you down, just like many feelings you were about to get.

12. I had a good time catching dolls, buying delicious European buns and drinking rock candy Sydney.

13. I am happy to catch the doll for the first time; I got a manicure. Maybe my hands are not good. Look, it's a bit of a failure.

14. I caught another doll, which is a bit strange. I can't say what it is.

15. You and I have no chance. I spend money to catch dolls. What skills are there depends on the pile of money.

16. Today, I caught two dolls with ten coins, one for a child and one for a big friend.

17. Not only is the play good, but the doll is so slippery.

18. Wish: If you have a male ticket, you must clip dolls and clip many dolls.

19. I am awesome today! Clip dolls, two at a time! The peak of life!

In order to go to the shopping mall near the station ten minutes early every day, I finally want to go to bed early.

Happy to catch a doll for the first time (2)1. Catch the doll and send a circle of friends to catch the doll successfully.

22. There is a child who only cares about ice cream, coke, buying a gyro and catching dolls when traveling, so taking her is to play the same thing in another place.

23. I have been catching dolls with my eyes closed recently, or grabbing heroes.

24. I have been trying to clip dolls, but I have never succeeded. Why is the little sister on the side always accurate?

25. Twenty dollars went in, but I still didn't buy this big white bear. I really can't clip dolls at all.

26. I finally caught the doll. Hhh is round. On my last birthday, Mr. Liu spent more than two thousand yuan and didn't catch anything.

27. To commemorate the first time I caught a doll, hahaha, my luck is bad.

28. When it is best to clip dolls, I feel that I am still very talented!

29. My doll has blonde hair that curls like a perm. Big blue eyes, clear and transparent; Wearing a skirt made of white gauze really looks like a lovely princess in a fairy tale.

3 1. I went shopping at night and saw a super cute doll in the doll catcher. Unfortunately, I haven't caught it many times.

32. I used to feel like a vegetable when playing with dolls, but a friend of mine didn't catch them several times the other day. I succeeded once. I swam against the current. Ha, ha, ha, happy.

I caught two dolls today. Is there a doll like me? Can you send me two? There is one in the backpack.

On baby walking day, dolls eat well, drink well and play well. Grow up slowly, young man

35. The biggest trap of doll machine is to "play with a coin and leave", which is actually the same as ambiguity. Once caught, it is not easy to get away.

I spent fifty coins and didn't catch a doll. None of the dolls on the wall are mine.

I caught a doll today and fell into a puddle.

38. doll machine, I caught n dolls, and I calmly caught one this time. My son says mom is great.

39. It's rare that I caught some dolls when I was sweeping the storm today.

40. I finally broke the record of holding only 0 dolls or/kloc-0 dolls at a time, and I was so happy that I only spent 20 yuan.

Tell me about the first snow.

1. Whether it is snowy, cloudy or sunny, it is sunny to see you.

2. Pure snow washes the dirty world and only meets the quiet earth.

Pure snow has whitened my whole world after all.

This sudden snow, so pure, buried me in your world.

That year, when we watched the snow together, you said love to me.

6. Have you ever tasted the snow? It's cool. It can penetrate into your heart at once.

7. 1 1 The snow at the end of the month was a pale failure.

8. There is no snow that does not melt, and there is no love that will never change. People will change.

9. I want to watch a snow with my beloved before the end of the world.

10. It's snowing. I want to walk in the snow with you, but it turns white if I'm not careful.

1 1. It's snowing, so did it snow there? Did you receive my thoughts about you in the snow?

12. The snow is beautiful. When it falls, it is destined to become water.

13. The snow fell, the grass turned yellow, the tree withered, and you left.

14. The snow was so deep and severe that it reflected my scars in the snow.

15. When it snows, you are not there, and your memory is blank. After love is covered, how long will it take for happiness to find someone to take care of it?

16. Seeing the heart in the snow is disheartening. Everything is white, and everything is just for you. Watch the snow slowly, wait,

17. Snowflakes are floating in the night sky, which makes people tremble when landing. Since you are heartless, I regret it again. Love is clear, and the snow here remains the same.

18. How many people want someone to accompany her to see the snow?

19. A snowfall can't stop the indifference in winter; The snow is beautiful, but it is cool, cool to the bottom of my heart.

20. A pure snow buried me in your world and fell into your fickle lies. My love ran aground.

2 1. It turns out that snow is the purest. However, it's all superficial and melted, and it's a pool of sewage after all.

Tell me about driving for the first time.

You are the one who will take me to work and take me home. Later, I will drive. When they are driving, you will always follow me, right in the rearview mirror. Once, you played a racing game with me late, and we were in opposite directions. The first time I drove home, someone was driving behind me. At that moment, I really thought you were excellent. Remember when I first started driving, you followed me to help me clear the way. I don't know how long it will be before I see you again. I just hope that the world will be better for you, and I will be better for people and things around me.

Tell me about driving for the first time.

First, the first time I drove for more than four hours, I felt that my arms and legs did not belong to me.

Second, get up in the morning and it's snowing. The first time I drove on a snowy day, the snow hit the windshield like this. I couldn't bear to scrape it off with a wiper, so I drove slowly. Then, I am not surprised. . . It's late

Third, record the first independent driving. Feel the morning rush hour in Urumqi, and feel that there are only five words to survive!

Fourth, I learned driving for the first time, because it was warm to practice driving in the greenhouse, but the walls were dark and the lights were not turned on. When I was driving, a light suddenly appeared in front of me, which was too exposed in the dark. I, a new generation of road killer, ran my car directly into the wall with a deafening sound. At that moment, everyone was waiting to see my joke. Although the coach didn't scold me, I felt guilty. I really want to drill a hole for you.

5. Record my first drive on the road at the age of 2 1. Didn't you see the word internship at the back? Fuck you!

Sixth, to commemorate the first time I drove into town at night, and completely started the journey of female drivers surfing casually, hahaha.

Seven, the daughter-in-law just took the driver's license test. Driving to work for the first time, I found her forehead bruised when I came back. Surprised, I quickly asked her: What's the matter? Collapsed? The daughter-in-law wriggled for a long time before she said weakly, well, she got off the bridge, crossed the three-meter height limit and bowed her head and knocked on the steering wheel.

Eight, make an appointment, get the license for half a year, and drive for the first time today.

9. I drove for the first time today and was discharged from the hospital. I took the wrong lane on the way, but luckily I turned back.

Driving so far for the first time is also a kind of exercise for myself ~ the scenery along the way ~ and finally reach the destination.

1 1. Brother Yun won't go out today. This is my first time to drive to work, to commemorate that I no longer wait for the bus on the road. The passing super-large truck hung my tail by a centimeter. Fortunately, it was a lucky escape. When I arrived at the company, I stopped for 10 minutes and finally stopped.

Twelve, the first independent driving contributed to this snowy day, flying 60 yards.

Thirteen, traffic jam, the first time I feel that my father is driving so unsteadily, and I feel dizzy when I step on the accelerator and brake.

Fourteen, the first time you can drive out by yourself, you should commemorate it! Drivers who don't like driving.

15. The second heavy snow in Ningbo floated down without warning this morning. It's snowing heavily, and I'm a little nervous and scared. This is the first time in my life to drive in snowy weather, but I arrived at the company smoothly.

Sixteen, drive! ! ! Md is nearly three hours late. It's really the first time to take the high-speed rail, and finally I can drive! ! ! !

Seventeen, remember the first time I drove to Pinggu! Find wuli Tingting to ski! I met baby wuli Angel!

18. It took eleven hours to drive on the ice for the first time.

Nineteen, I, I, I finally saw Cheng Ge and drove for the first time, and I'm going to enjoy it with my mobile phone, huh? When did you get off?

At the age of twenty, I experienced driving in heavy snow. I feel that the steering wheel is not working for the first time. I walked for 40 minutes in two hours, worried but grateful.

2 1. It's my first time to drive in Guangzhou, and Zhongshan Avenue, which is super blocked during rush hour, is perfect when I get home from Chemical City, but I fucking parked in the wrong parking space.

Twenty-two, traffic jams make me doubt life! Young driver 10 years old. I can drive in the city for the first time! I'm choking! I certainly can't let anyone go today, because I'm in a hurry to go to the bathroom!

Twenty-three, it's too difficult to find the sun. The first time I drove out to do business alone, I bought D afternoon tea. On the way, you can't catch fire without electricity. I don't know how big my shadow area is.

24. Today, I drove to Lake Zi Long to do business. I passed by the school gate. This is the first time I have driven past the school gate. At this time, I remembered one thing. During the winter vacation of my freshman year, I worked part-time in Zhengzhou, and it was very cold on my way to work. I walked alone by the road. I looked up at the lights around me and asked myself when I could have my own place in this city. When have these lights been on for myself? . . Still need to work hard

Twenty-five, driving for the first time at night, arrived in Hengdong County ten minutes earlier than expected. Although I am sleepy and want to sleep, I still have to scold the dog before going to bed. I know that although your life is worthless, my car is valuable. There are also people who drive high beams with cars. If you want to walk in front of me, I will never stop you, and I dare not catch up with you. Just turn on the high beam for a few meters and shake my rearview mirror.

Twenty-six, in order to commemorate the first complete drive on the road today, I also ate what I wanted. Crab crab and his mother met michel platini dopted mother whom they haven't seen for four or five years, and it's good to fall in love with life.

Twenty-seven, crossing the road last night, I met a car and made way. It's great to stop and let us pass first. I first met in Dashenzhou, and then I drove to learn from others.

Twenty-eight, I went to play a fiasco again and tried a new way of customs clearance. The operation of the two old drivers is much better than before. The first time I drove, I just turned over. Today, I can drive my car to the air outlet. In order to take a crooked road, I caught three pieces of coal and turned them into windmills and wandered around in the air. When crossing the tower, I should hook the train and jump over. As a result, one person grabbed the hook first, and the other person grabbed the man and swung over. There is also a stick as a walkway to jump directly on, and the two people are getting better and better and can kill people.

Twenty-nine, driving to work for the first time today, I actually parked my car in a daze.

30. To commemorate the first time I drove a car without soap chips, or to walk at night! That's great. That's great.

Thirty-one, I watched a movie and took my brother home after dinner. Driving home from Binjiang for the first time.

Tell me about the first flower grower.

Tell me about the first flower grower.

First of all, I finally waited for you. It's been three weeks, and the first gardenia has blossomed, with a faint fragrance. Its germination period is long, and its fragrance will last correspondingly. Its moral is: persist for a long time and never give up on yourself. This is the first time I grow flowers by myself. What a surprise!

Second, planting flowers for the first time, I don't want you to blossom and bear fruit ~ I just want you to live well ~

Third, for the first time in my life, I hope she will thrive.

When I was four or eight years old, I planted flowers for the first time. I was very happy. I touched it with my hand, and it turned out to be a flower. Sixteen years later, I unconsciously planted flowers again, and the ending turned out to be the same. I just want to make it clear.

Five, only a sip of water, the first time I realized the fun of growing flowers.

Six, slowly wither, no longer open new flowers, flowers for the first time. Take good care of it and wait for the next prosperity.

Seven, the first vaccination, he secretly cried. The first time you choked in front of him, he looked at you very uncomfortable. He cried. He expects how he will cry on your wedding day! I said, raising a daughter is like raising flowers. When you keep the flowers in full bloom, someone will take your flowerpot away! That kind of mood was when she got married more than twenty years later!

The flowerpots were bare all winter, and I thought the first attempt to plant flowers was over. Spring has come, so many little lives have appeared, full of cuteness and inexplicable little touches.

Nine, the first time you plant flowers, you must live up to expectations!

Ten, the first time I saw the wolf child, I didn't watch it for a minute or two. I watched this movie again at noon today, and finally I was really moved. Zhexiu cried when he said not to leave, and then I saw that he learned to grow flowers and grass, learn to talk and read, and so on. I will come back and wait for 47 years, and I will be severely abused again.

Xi. New flowers are planted for the first time. I hope I can feed it.

12. I planted flowers and plants. Today, Pepe and I went downstairs with flowerpots to shovel dirt and came back to plant them together. It's the first time to raise flowers with flower seeds. I hope they grow up quickly.

Dear Chen Shanjun, my roommate bought several pots of fleshy meat today. This is her first time planting flowers. Dear chenchen, I don't know what to raise or how to raise it.

Planting flowers for the first time, I hope it will live a long life.

Fifteen, rainy days, the first time I want to plant flowers so seriously, these flowers will bring a good mood! I hope it will be beautiful forever!

Sixteen, there is no tripod that can be set up to shoot the nine-day change, but it is good to record it-I raised a hyacinthus orientalis and died, and the rest of the flowers were bitten by insects-I didn't know how to mark the morning glory, peacock grass and cornflower seeds-I really didn't have any planning at all.

Seventeen, the soil culture always forgets to water, and the water is changed and added. I am very grateful to this tenacious baby who has been with me for two years, although I don't know what it is like until now. I haven't seen it blossom since it first withered. Suddenly I told my mother, and she said, how gentle people are who grow flowers. Look at you, you've planted flowers vigorously! Anyway, I remember seeing her for the first time. As long as she doesn't die, I am willing to accompany her through the four picturesque seasons.

Eighteen, before and after Qingming, planting flowers and beans. I like growing flowers in Tomb-Sweeping Day, because I planted flowers for the first time in my life in Tomb-Sweeping Day. Moreover, the flowers are still alive, and they are full of flowers in spring. That's a chrysanthemum I brought home at Ling's house. I was a freshman that year, and my friendship with Ling had just been established. Now we have been close friends for many years.

Nineteen, planting flowers for the first time-white palm. Take care of it patiently like a child: change water for it regularly; Wash its leaves to keep them moist; Pull out old leaves; Wash the roots of vases and flowers to keep enough oxygen in the vases. Thank you for your willingness to grow up with me in the new environment ~ May you grow up as long as possible and witness your growth together!

20. I think daffodils smell so sweet for the first time. I planted flowers for the first time and watched them bloom. Although the time is short, I am still very happy. I really hope that they will continue to bloom, but one day the flowers will wither and people will see its beauty, thus fulfilling its mission in this life.

Twenty-one, raising flowers and fish, feeding for the first time, I hope my fish can live for a long time. Feed it every day and change the water once every half month. Water the meat regularly every Sunday. When there is sunshine, you can take Bao Xiao out to bask in the sun. When there is no sun, let him blow on the balcony. Looking at beautiful living things will make you feel better every day.

Twenty-two, just got home on the third day and fell ill, cutting leaves all morning. For the first time, I planted flowers with people from north and south. You should come on, my little flower!

Twenty-three, my hyacinthus orientalis has blossomed, and the whole room is full of the breath of spring. I love it. This is my first time planting flowers, so happy! Say good night to the flowers on the pillow, good night!

Twenty-four, the first time I planted flowers in my life, I thought of watering once every three months. I am blooming with pride. I was a little excited when I saw the flowers blooming. Most things are really not as bad as I thought. When my colleague gave it to me, I didn't want to answer it at all. I didn't expect them to open and open again.

Twenty-five, the flower language of gardenia is the first time to plant flowers alone! Be a girl as energetic as Huayu.

Twenty-six, my pot of flowers may be wilting. Although he does it every day, maybe in the wrong way, he will wither. I am not too sad, because I am slowly accepting the fact that the first flower cultivation was declared a failure!

Twenty-seven, help others to raise the result and finally put it in my house. A pot of flowers that I don't want to go back finally bloomed today. I planted flowers for the first time in my life, and it blossomed. I'm really happy, happy, happy!

Twenty-eight, your lily has blossomed! Congratulations on your first successful flower planting.

Twenty-nine, growing such a big head and planting flowers for the first time feels like being a woman for the first time.

I'm 30 years old. I planted flowers for the first time. It is said that my name is Callicarpa, and my nickname is Zhu Zhu!