Classic lines in the magic mobile phone!

"Don't insult my noble personality with your suspicious eyes" Wang Tianba.

"Character decides fate" philosopher thief

China brand 2060 mobile phone silly girl at your service, please enter the power-on password! Silly girl

"So handsome, so rich, so gentlemanly man, I can only hope that Mei can quench my thirst! ! There is no justice! ! ! "Neat

Don't worry, master, since we recruited this son-in-law, our young lady thinks that everyone is a handsome man. Senior servant

You eat him, drink him and play with him, but you just don't do business for him ~ Hanazono Sakura

(On the other end of the phone: Who are you? ! )

Who am I? I cheated! Ah, bah, me, Hanazono Sakura, me! The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between a star and a fan, but when a star stands in front of you and you don't know it! Hanazono Sakura

Hanazono Sakura: What about Wukong?

Tang Priest: You know everything!

Hanazono Sakura: The sixth one!

Tang Priest: You know this!

Hanazono Sakura: Everyone in China knows that!

Hanazono Sakura: Can't you be polite?

Silly girl: There are no polite expressions in this state. I have the most rude words in the world!

Hanazono Sakura: Then scold me with the most impolite words!

Silly girl: Your head is caught in the door! ! ! ! ! ! !

I bought it with money. Can you call it a daughter-in-law? (Pig Bajie)

People should have personality, and pigs should have pigsty. (Pig Bajie)

I'm coming, and Jill is over there. (Wang Tianba said when he was forced to cross the street with Huang Mei, Zhu Bajie and Xiao Wu.)

I wonder what General Fan thinks? Pay someone to step on him. -Xiaowu

Two thieves said Tianba: At that time, you were about to take out someone else's mobile phone, so I gave you a technical guidance. We fell in love at first sight.

Don't insult my noble personality with your suspicious eyes.

Brother Zhu, I eat his food and drink his wine, but I don't work for him.

I'm Marshal Tian Peng, and I went to their gaos thought. Since I arrived at their house, I got up earlier than the chicken, went to bed later than the dog, and worked day and night. Now that the family business is earned, they are going to kill pigs. -the door-to-door son-in-law is not good. Zhu Bajie

Huangmei Wang: "There is no timetable!" "

Chuchu: "such a handsome, rich and gentleman man, I can only hope that Mei can quench her thirst!" " ! ! There is no justice! ! ! "

Thief: Do you have any relatives?

Huangmei: 500 disciples ~

"Don't insult my noble personality with your suspicious eyes!"

"Give in to fate!"

Huang Mei: After the play is over, you can put on a sketch in the Spring Festival Evening.

I will eat you with tears in my eyes

Manager Fan: "I don't believe I can't catch up with you!" "

Pig Bajie: When Bajie comes out, who will follow suit!

Thief: "You dare to go out with this money, not afraid of shame?"

Name: the Monkey King, alias Sun Walker, the Monkey King. Subject: Hericium erinaceus, gender: male, age: 834 years old, native place: Huaguoshan, occupation: bodyguard ~ ~ ~

King Huangmei said to the Tang Priest, Elder, I will eat you with tears in my eyes.

Policeman: Who is the monster? Who is the monster?

Huang Mei: I am a monster, I am a monster.

Huang: I am going home. I don't eat elder Tang's meat. Can't I? ...

Manager Fan: "I am a very principled person. I don't have to report my kindness, but I will report my revenge ... I just can't swallow this tone. "

The thief asked seriously, "How can I let you die?" "

Mental illness: Don't let my master go! Your daughter-in-law has been killed by me!

Huang Mei: My wife? Who is my wife?

Mental illness: white!

"I really love you?"

Wrong password, please re-enter.

What did you just hit me, baby?

Car, car, car.

Cars? You can run without a horse. You must have lied to me. ...

I really didn't lie to you. This is a car.

Cars? A car blown by air?

Criminals: Ah! How many great ideas in the world come out of prison!

Criminals: But which idea was realized by criminals?

Hanazono Sakura: The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between a star and a fan, but that you don't know when a star is standing in front of you!

Pig Bajie: I got up earlier than the chicken and went to bed later than the chicken! ! ! Now that the family business is earned, they are going to kill pigs!

Hanazono Sakura: Mom, the lotus lantern is about to start. Go and have a look!

News broadcast: The only clue is the four words behind cracking down on piracy. Our reporter learned after calling the Copyright Bureau that they didn't know about it.

Chuchu: When can I meet hooligans? ...

Touching:

Wang Tianba said to Sun: The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you stand in front of me, I can't say, I love you ...!

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Hanazono Sakura: If you apologize to me and beg me to forgive you ... what should I do?

Huamei: Impossible.

Hanazono Sakura: I mean if. !

Huamei: There is no if.

Hanazono Sakura (with tears): If!

Huamei: Please refuse me in the most ruthless way ..!

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Silly girl: Brother Hanazono Sakura, I thought that following the historical track, we could meet in 2060, even though you were 70 years old at that time ... Silly girl will always serve you.

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Silly girl: Brother Hanazono Sakura, tell me the power-on password again.

(Silence)

Silly girl: I have received it from your eyes, thank you. ...