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The joke of fighting the mainland
Dai Lori shook his head and said, "I don't know. Now that I know that Baidu search is quick-eyed, my mother doesn't have to worry that I can't catch up with the fastest update. I just told you, his old man's head is missing, and he's the only one looking for me, but I can't find him. He never showed me his true identity. Dad, he shouldn't be a bad person, should he? "
Dai Hao nodded and said with a wry smile, "Of course he is not a bad person. I know the man you are talking about. Judging from your description of him, he should have saved my life twice. It turns out that he is your teacher, which is no wonder. Maybe he saved me for you. This man is not only mysterious, but also extremely powerful. If your teacher comes to see you again, you must convey my thanks to him. If he is willing, I will thank him in person. "
"Saved you twice?" Daley's heart was shocked, although it was hard for him to believe his father's unfathomable duplicity. However, I saved my father twice, and my brother really should! Brother, why do you bother? Why don't you admit your father?
Mr Yu Hao won't and white tiger duke Joseph, of course, before he thinks he is strong enough, not at all.
When he flew back to Shrek, it was already noon. The construction of Shrek City is in full swing, and a large number of construction sites can be seen from a distance. In particular, the transmission tower near the Star Forest is very magnificent.
Huo didn't even go back to Tangmen, but went directly to Shrek College. He wants to pass the message to Xuan Lao.
Although he is a member of Poseidon Pavilion, Mr. Yu Hao didn't fly into the college directly, but stopped at the gate and walked quickly into the college.
At this time, it's time for class. The college is empty. After passing through the statue of the first generation monster Shrek and the golden triangle, Huo Yu Hao came to Lake Poseidon. This just took off, stepping on the waves and heading straight for Poseidon Island.
The expansion of Shrek City is a good thing for the whole Shrek College. Moreover, because of the organization of the pagoda, although the animal tide has brought great losses to both sides, Shrek City and the Interstellar Forest are in an unprecedented stage of harmonious relationship.
For at least a few months, there hasn't been a team of students from Shrek College going into the interstellar forest to hunt the spirit beast. For this, the stars are very satisfied with the forest. They think this is the sincerity of Shrek College.
Of course, the cooperation between the two sides, through the organization of the pagoda, is also allowing more Shrek college students to gain their own souls. There is no doubt that they are the biggest beneficiaries after the pagoda was established.
When you board Poseidon Island, you will feel familiar. The fresh air dispelled Huo's anxiety. Going home is the most comfortable feeling! If only Dong Er were still here. If there is Dong Er and there is no hatred, live with her on the island of Poseidon. What a happy day it will be!
Dong Er ...
Dong Er!
Suddenly, Mr Yu Hao's eyes suddenly widened. He looked at the front in disbelief, shaking uncontrollably.
That's, that's ...
A young girl is coming in his direction. Pink-blue big eyes, long curly eyelashes, slender charming body, and pink-blue long hair hanging freely behind my head. The long white dress set off her flawless face, like a goddess arrival.
Dong Er! The voice of calling, because of excessive excitement, even changed its voice. The next moment, Huo directly prompted his left leg bone to transfer instantly, suddenly appeared in front of the girl, opened his arms and held her tightly in his arms.
Mr Yu Hao never imagined that he would meet Wang Donger in this situation at this time. All the anxieties and worries in my heart vanished in an instant, endless thoughts and emotions burst out like a blowout, and tears surged uncontrollably. My vision is completely blurred.
The girl stood where she was, as if numbed by the sudden hug.
"Dong Er, Dong Er, Dong Er ..." Huo's tears, dripping on the girl's long hair, slipped down the pink-blue long hair swept away by the big waves, which seemed to add a layer of luster to the pink-blue long hair.
"Do you want to die!" The voice of chafing rings in the next moment. Then, Huo felt that the beauty in her arms seemed to become an active volcano.
Great power suddenly came into being and broke his arms at once. Then. Huo saw an angry light shining in his eyes, and a slender hand patted him straight on the chest.
The horrible pressure made Huo Yu Hao subconsciously take a step back like lightning. Put your hands on your chest at the same time.
"bang!" The soul is full of energy.
Huo Yu Hao felt that there was a powerful light, like a huge wave beating hard in front of him.
You know, after he integrated the sacrificed Wang Qiuer, his strength has inherited a part of Huang Jinlong, which is not weak. However, the girl's palm still repelled him more than ten steps without preparation.
Two people away from Mr, also some dull, he couldn't believe, why do this to yourself.
The girl's face is full of strength, and the aura of her soul rises from her feet instantly, black, black, black, black and red.
Seven soul ring, seven soul ring, the color is incredible.
However, the brilliance of these soul rings cannot shock Huo Yu Hao at all. His eyes were infatuated, staring at the girl's face, his eyes were not instantaneous, and he was in tears.
Looking at the tears on the girl's face, too, but with the release of Wu's soul, a pair of huge dragon wings spread out from behind her.
The color of the dragon wing is extremely dazzling. Near the girl's back, it is bright blue. The more it extends to the edge, the more it gradually transitions from blue to gold. The edge of the dragon wing is very strange, showing a butterfly-like wave shape, emitting a faint golden halo.
On the girl's forehead, a bright golden trident rune also sparkled, and her charming body seemed to be raised a few minutes. The strong breath turned the large space behind her into a blue and golden ocean.
Her right hand has been raised towards Huo Ju, her face is covered with frost, and her pink and blue beautiful eyes are full of embarrassment, obviously angered by the previous hug. Mr Yu Hao just that a hug, hug is so tight, she even has a strange feeling of being squeezed at this time.
Strong blue-gold light began to condense on her palm, and her second soul ring also lit up. The dazzling blue-gold spiral condensed on her palm, and the oppressive force of terror instantly locked Huo's body.
Under the heavy pressure, Huo's spirit finally woke up for a few minutes. Looking at the beautiful eyes of the girl opposite, he suddenly shuddered. "You are not Dong Er."
He clearly knew that Wang Donger would never see himself this way.
Just as he was talking, the girl's right hand across the street patted him, and a dazzling blue-gold light rushed out and came straight to him with a low dragon song.
At the same time, the blue and golden light behind the girl is also sweeping up, turning into countless lights, pressing from all directions to Huo, and the strong sense of bondage is completely covered.
Strong, she is really not Dong Er, but why in her strength, but with a hint of Dong Er.
Thinking, Huo people have moved and their right hands are up. Red, orange, orange, orange, red, red, seven soul rings are shining. The first soul ring sparkled, and his right hand was covered with diamond ice crystals, and every diamond particle shone brightly. So abruptly blocked the blue and gold light.
When intense blue-gold light touches Huo's right hand, a lot of light is scattered by the refraction of diamond ice crystals, and only a part can act on Huo's right hand.
Diamond-like ice crystals instantly spread to Huo's whole body, blocking all external pressures and the aftermath of blue-gold clusters.
The first soul skill of Bing Bi Di's scorpion and martial soul, Bing Di's protector, and Bing Di's claw.
Huo's body emits a faint blue light, which makes the bondage unable to fully act on him.
"hey!" The girl was obviously surprised that the blow didn't produce enough effect. When the eyes flash again, the light of other soul rings will surge.
"Stop, we may have misunderstood." Mr Yu Hao said quickly. Whether this girl is Dong Er or not, how can he be willing to fight with each other?
Girl in blue golden light slightly convergence, looking at Mr Look in the eyes is still not good, "misunderstanding? How dare you blaspheme this girl and say it's a misunderstanding! "
Her voice is crisp and moving, but it sounds a little different from Wang Donger's. Compared with Dong Er, she is more arrogant and cold. It's also very pleasant.
Huo is so familiar with them that he can tell the difference at a glance.
Mr Yu Hao wry smile way: "I'm sorry, I may be mistaken for someone else. You look like a friend of mine. So I just ... "
The girl said angrily, "Just like you can hug casually? I don't believe anyone can look like me. Since I came to the college you hate, countless people have said what I look like, but I am who I am. They're fine. They just say I look like me, but you dare to offend me and hug me. Don't let me beat you today, it's not fun at all. "
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This is the last chapter and the author has not updated it. It is said that another book says that they are together.
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