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My comic composition

No matter in study, work or life, everyone has dealt with composition. The composition must focus on the theme and elaborate on the same theme. Don't ramble, the theme is lax or even without a theme. So, how to write a composition? The following is my comic composition, which I arranged. Welcome to share.

My cartoon composition is 1. Who is this? He is not good-looking, but he has no childlike innocence. She is the old urchin in Class Three-Miss Zhang.

Let's talk about looks first, just look at hair, broken hair flying around like a crazy child.

I still remember that in the second grade, the head teachers of eleven classes all brought a fruit to the office. I saw teacher Zhang bring a red Fuji apple, red as fire, round as a ball, and fragrant and attractive. Other teachers saw that Mr. Zhang had brought such a good apple and wanted to exchange it with Mr. Zhang. Because Mr. Zhang had never seen a black banana, he was curious and thought it was a rare treasure, so he happily sent the big sweet and juicy apple out. In hindsight, this black banana is not a rare treasure. It is obviously an ordinary banana with a black skin. Teacher Zhang told us such a big joke, which immediately triggered a laughing storm. Now that I think about it, I not only remember it vividly, but also want to laugh.

This year, similar things are still happening. One day, the lunch was so bad that everyone's appetite was swept away. While I was worrying about eating, a funny song from Teacher Zhang came. Listen carefully, it turns out to be the song of the upland rice man. After hearing the rhythmic singing, the classroom atmosphere is very different from before. I saw the students shine at the moment, shaking their heads and stuttering with the beat. Then the action of eating is much more chic and energetic. It seems that rice and vegetables are inspired, giving off their delicious taste and making us eat very well. Thanks to such a humorous idea, the urchin came up with it.

Oh, you don't think Mr. Zhang is good at being a teacher? Then you are wrong. With such a teacher, the classroom will not be boring. Some teachers speak well, but they are not attractive at all. I don't like them.

I like an interesting old urchin like Class 3-Teacher Zhang, and I also like the way she lectures.

My cartoon composition 2 The old urchin in our class is our head teacher-Miss Zhang. Why do you say that? Because Mr. Zhang always likes to play jokes on us. Once, when we were discussing how to write the composition "My heart is pounding", Teacher Zhang suddenly let out a scream. All the students thought that Mr. Zhang had punctured his hand and quickly gathered around to check it out. But suddenly, teacher Zhang's expression changed and he smiled. It turns out that teacher Zhang is just helping us with our composition. Let's experience what a heartbeat is.

It is said that children turn their faces quickly, and our teacher Zhang, like a child, turns his face faster than turning pages. Sometimes he is kind, sometimes he is strict. If we don't listen carefully in class, it's against classroom discipline. One second, she was still smiling, and the next, her expression was dignified and her eyes were sharp, which frightened the naughty students and made them sit still and dare not move.

My mother always said that I was a naughty boy and didn't pay attention to my appearance. That teacher, like me, is a "naughty" who doesn't pay attention to appearance? You see, she never wears makeup or fancy clothes. Her bag has been used for several years!

Our teacher Zhang is also very diligent. She often helps her classmates with their homework. Teacher Zhang also likes to grow flowers. She raised more than 100 potted flowers! She goes upstairs and downstairs with her classmates to water the flowers every day. Every time I pass by the balcony, Teacher Zhang will come forward to observe whether the flowers are short of water. Teacher Zhang is a real "hardworking gardener".

This is the "old urchin" in our class, a teacher Zhang with many excellent qualities.

My cartoon composition 3 has black shoulder-length hair, big watery eyes, a pair of round glasses on the high nose, and often wears plaid skirts and purple high heels. This is our new intern teacher-Miss Wu!

Mr. Wu just graduated from college. Because of his lack of teaching experience, he attends classes with his math teacher every day. Although Mr. Wu hasn't officially given us a class, he has circled countless times!

In class, the math teacher was teaching us to draw a circle, but we couldn't find the compass, so we decided to borrow it from the next class. At this time, Mr. Wu strode to the podium, touched a little chalk dust with his index finger, pressed his thumb in the center of the blackboard, and turned his index finger to draw an upper semicircle, and then drew a lower semicircle. In the blink of an eye, a standard circle appeared on the blackboard. The students were dumbfounded, and the math teacher praised Mr. Wu for drawing a circle as well as a compass.

Teacher Wu is also very humorous. On the physical education class, we ran on the playground. I accidentally sprained my ankle and stopped. At this time, Mr. Wu came over, looked at me and gently pressed my ankle. Seeing that there was no big problem, he joked, "If you fall, get up." Although you can't run, you can be a zombie chase! "I listened to Mr. Wu and smiled through tears. I stood up slowly and walked to my classmates. My classmates burst out laughing when they saw me like a walking corpse. At this time, Mr. Wu followed and asked with concern, "Does your foot still hurt?" I shook my head, and Teacher Wu smiled and said, "This zombie step is amazing ..."

This is our teacher Wu, a talented and humorous intern teacher in the new era.

My cartoon composition 4 seems to have a pair of talking eyes, a pair of glasses on my nose and a glib mouth. This is our head teacher, who is also recognized as a "flower fan" in the whole school-Miss Zhang Zhihong.

She is said to be a "flower fan" mainly because she really loves growing flowers. The flowers bought online today just arrived, and I bought another pot tomorrow. Other teachers advised her not to buy any more. Teacher Zhang agreed, but a few days later, another pot came to our classroom. After a long time, the classroom will become a "garden" She has many kinds of flowers: we have the most succulents in grade one; Raise longevity flowers and green radish in the second and third grades; When I was in the fourth grade, I began to take care of my own "rose garden", which attracted many school leaders, even teachers and students passing by would take a look. Camellia has been planted again these days. Last semester, we counted the number of Chinese roses in the rose garden. After that, there were more than 80. Plus other flowers, there are as many pots as 1 10! Teacher Zhang once said that her family has 500 pots of meat.

Teacher Zhang is also an "old urchin". Just when we thought today's meal was not delicious, suddenly the singing of thousands of people sounded from Teacher Zhang. Listening to this song, the rice in our bowl instantly becomes fragrant.

Teacher Zhang is still like a mother. She always teaches us some common sense of life. She also wants us to read more books, so more than half of the books in the corner of the class are bought by Teacher Zhang himself.

This is Miss Zhang from our class. We firmly believe that under her leadership, the students in our class will thrive.

My cartoon composition 5 If you want to draw a cartoon for your teacher, who will you draw? Why do you ask? My Chinese teacher, Miss Li, of course.

Our teacher Li's temperament is a must, which can be said to be the most beautiful in the school. That long hair, slender legs and slim figure match well, so beautiful!

Miss Li, known as "Miss Yan", is called "Yan" but not surnamed Yan. She is called a "strict" teacher because of her strict teaching management, so she is called a "strict" teacher.

When it comes to the teacher's strictness, I will think of the teacher's "serial guns" or "bamboo shoots and fried meat". Once, someone in the class didn't finish his homework. My God, as soon as class started, Miss Li took out a ruler directly, "Pa! Hey! " Then, twice, the words hit the students' ears like shells, and the students bowed their heads in shame. From then on, no one dared to write homework at random.

Although the teacher is strict, she is sometimes gentle. In the second grade, I accidentally fell down and hurt my knee. Teacher Li took me to the infirmary for treatment. When I return to the classroom, I will continue to care about me: "Does it still hurt?" Try not to move after class and ask for help from classmates or teachers ... "The teacher comforted me like a mother. Gentle and drizzly words warmed my heart.

My teacher is not only gentle but also humorous. In her class, there is often a burst of laughter. Teacher Li must have aroused the students' interest in learning with humorous language. Another time, because of the continuous class, everyone was listless, so the teacher told a little joke to enliven the atmosphere and made everyone laugh.

The teacher is also a girl who loves beauty. Summer, look! A skirt today, a skirt tomorrow. One every day, one every day, it's beautiful!

This is my teacher Li, strict but gentle, humorous and beautiful!

What is my comic composition 6 "Falling Fish and Wild Goose" and "Closing the Moon and Shaming on Flowers"? Is it as powerful as our teacher Li's "knowing astronomy above and geography below"?

She is called "Little Fairy" because she is short, but this is not a fatal weakness. Although she is not dominant in height, she is very skilled. Needless to say, in class, she is good at singing, reciting, hosting and performing ... With these, she can overwhelm a blockbuster with absolute advantage!

Although her age can't pass June 1st, her height can definitely pass June 1st. She always likes to wear a small silver watch and sometimes wears a few glasses. She looks like a strict teacher.

She is easily provoked. When she was angry, she stood on the platform with her right hand under her arm. The smile on her face has long been blocked by the devil, and there are two giant volcanoes in her eyes that may erupt at any time, staring at us mercilessly. At this moment, there was a strong sense of oppression in all directions in the classroom. In this class, she is very good at putting things or taking things, walking or pointing at the TV screen.

She will always tell us a lot about life and ask some direct questions: "Did you bring your homework?" "Does the number of words in this composition meet the standard?" "Have you paid attention to your writing?" "Who hasn't handed in the composition yet?" These words keep flashing in my mind, even when I sleep at night!

This is our "little" fairy, Miss Li. She is lazy! She is too lazy to leave us homework; How stupid she is! She is so stupid that she always forgets things; She is "slow" She often does not respond; She's beautiful! She is so beautiful that she never wears makeup. I just like this ordinary and beautiful "little" fairy.

My cartoon composition 7 Our class teacher's surname is Liu, and we all call her Miss Liu.

Teacher Liu is neither tall nor short, with long hair and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. She likes wearing skirts and high heels. As long as she comes to class, how far can she hear the sound of high heels echoing in the corridor? It's really "smell her first if you don't see her"!

All the students in our class say that Mr. Liu's eyes can kill people. Being criticized for doing something wrong, I dare not look Mr. Liu in the eye. If we do this, it will make you shudder and never make mistakes again. Teacher Liu always tries his best to stimulate our interest in learning. I remember that when I was reading the text "Tunnel Warfare in Central Hebei", in order to let us know how the people in Central Hebei fought against the Japanese devils, Teacher Liu actually spent two classes showing us the movie "Tunnel Warfare". You know, our teachers usually cherish time like life!

In the study, the teacher is very strict with us, but after class, she will care about us like her mother. The weather turns cold, reminding us to add clothes; It is raining. We are not allowed to leave the classroom without wearing raincoats after school.

No one is perfect, perhaps because Miss Liu's surname is "Liu", and "Liu" and "Liu" are homophonic, so she always likes to leave us in the classroom for class, sometimes inexplicably associated with the next class, but Miss Liu will still leave some time for us to go to the toilet, but after class is over ten minutes, she only leaves us one minute to go to the toilet. Miss Liu, think about it. How can I go to the toilet in one minute?

My cartoon composition 8 Teacher Wu is gentle and lovely. She is our amiable mother. No matter from appearance, height and dress, they are all like the "mother" of our class 5/kloc-0 children. If you don't believe me, just listen to me and tell you something.

Look, there are two big round lenses on the high bridge of the nose. That smile and watery eyes are both lovely and kind. Teachers like to wear suspenders and pigtails, and their tone of voice is completely gentle and cordial. You are watching how the teacher usually cares about us. I was very nervous when answering questions in class, and the answer missed the main point. Teacher Wu didn't criticize me. She chatted with me after class and told me that she was nervous when she was a child. Finally, with the help of the teacher, she had a confident story.

Another time, I was pushed down by others, and I had a big wound on my leg, and my blood was flowing. Teacher Wu quickly found cotton swabs and alcohol: "honey, alcohol may hurt a little." Please bear with me. " The teacher kept blowing on my wound while drawing, and my pain seemed to disappear at once.

After class, Mr. Wu will also play chicken with us. Teacher Wu is an eagle. Let's choose someone to be a hen. Teacher Wu was so flexible that he soon caught several people and stamped the hen. And let everyone laugh while covering their stomachs.

In class, Mr. Wu is humorous, which makes everyone have a good time in Chinese class. After class, Mr. Wu plays with us, which makes our after-school life very substantial.

Teacher Wu, a good teacher who makes us fall in love with learning, takes good care of our mother.

My cartoon composition 9 His surname is Xu, and he is the new math teacher in our class. Xu teacher is very strict, but sometimes he plays a little joke, especially when you are not in class. When xu teacher calls your name, it will make you think you are joking!

Seo wears a pair of glasses, behind which are those small eyes that smile at you. And the high bridge of the nose under the teacher's nose looks special. After reading that flat mouth, people want to laugh and feel serious.

Xu teacher is very strict with his homework. I remember very clearly that once I didn't finish my homework, the teacher was very angry and called my mother. Moreover, my biggest mistake was not listening to my teacher and being scolded by my mother.

Perhaps because of a class, I like math teachers more and more, and even like math classes. Every time the math teacher comes in, I wonder what class I will have today. Is it difficult? However, these questions make me want to know more about mathematics and explore its mystery. Of course, I like math not because I like math teachers, but because I like teachers' math classes, which make you feel interesting and attract me like magic. I also want to get rid of the problem of talking in class last semester.

We should do well in every class. If you want to get high marks, you should listen carefully and remember your knowledge. Once I was caught in a daze in math class by the teacher, and I couldn't explain it clearly, so I had to be punished. We should study hard and don't be in a daze in class.

No matter which teacher is in which class, we should be serious, strive to be masters and surpass our goals!

My cartoon composition 10 In the colorful fifth grade, I also made friendship with every teacher. Among them, my favorite is Miss Yan, who has been with us for five years.

Teacher Yan is a fast talker. When it comes to other topics, she can't stop. For example, at the theme class meeting today, I clearly talked about patriotism, but the result was getting farther and farther. I also talked about Meng Wanzhou, the daughter of the big boss of Huawei, who has just been under house arrest from Canada for more than 1000 days. Huawei's boss only said one thing to his daughter, that is, "in the days to come, read more books." After that, Teacher Yan encouraged us to read more books and become good boys in China and heroes in China.

Our teacher Yan has a pair of "sharp eyes", and she can have a panoramic view of her classmates' every move. Even if there are mosquitoes flying in the classroom, they can't escape Miss Yan's eyes.

And our teacher Yan also has "seventy-two changes". Sometimes she works as hard as an ox, as hard as a bee, sometimes as sharp as an eagle eye, and sometimes as fierce as a tiger and a lion. ...

Of course, Teacher Yan is also very funny. Sometimes, in order to make us happy, she will draw pictures. Miss Yan's painting skills are poor, but I like her paintings very much because she can make us laugh. And Miss Yan always tells us short stories, either about her childhood or about her junior high school classmates. We children who love stories will prick up our ears and be full of interest.

We all like Miss Yan very much, because she never takes sides with any of her classmates. I am very, very happy to meet such a good teacher, and I am very proud as a student of Teacher Yan!

My cartoon composition 1 1 Everyone grows from a crying baby to a person who can take care of himself. From kindergarten, primary school, junior high school, high school and university, there are always many teachers, and each teacher's personality is very different.

Now I am considerate and humorous, and I decided to draw a picture of my teacher on paper. Who should I draw? Then draw the most demanding English teacher!

Our English teacher's surname is Yang. Let's call her Miss Yang!

Speaking of her harshness, it was a slap in the face. One day, when we were in class, two naughty eggs whispered to each other. The teacher heard them, but ignored them, but their voices grew louder and louder. The teacher finally could not help it. One turns around. I know the teacher will use her "chalk whirlwind" again. Teacher Yang picked up two pieces of chalk and threw them at two students in turn. Full marks! Chalk hit their heads accurately, and they cried out in pain. Of course, it's not in their mouths, but in their hearts. Do you want to know why I can tell? That's because judging from their tragic expressions! So as long as someone talks in class, the teacher will do her trick.

Although Teacher Yang is strict, she still has a gentle side. As soon as class was over, the teacher walked out of the classroom with a smile. Sometimes, she will discuss topics with class representatives. A few students didn't do their English homework, so Teacher Yang will give them a chance.

Hey! This is our teacher Yang. Do you like her a little?

My cartoon composition 12 is in my school. What impressed me the most was an information technology teacher.

The teacher's surname is Li. He is over 1.6 meters tall and very thin. He thinks a gust of wind can blow the teacher down. The teacher's eyes are small and single-fold, much like Lin Daiyu written by Cao Xueqin.

There are many characteristics of teachers, the most memorable of which is that teachers are elusive and have rewards and punishments.

In an evening trusteeship, Miss Li entrusted our class and Class 8 respectively. We are very happy because she won't lose her temper with us. After the teacher left, the students talked a lot, and the buzzing like flies surrounded my ears. Just for an instant, there was silence, and the whole class immediately fell from boiling water to frozen ice cream. Ha! I saw the teacher's posture. She leaned against the window, spying on us! After the teacher left, we started talking again. It should be that the teacher heard a voice on the road and came back ... we are really "superficial and secretive"!

Another time when we were in an information technology class, someone was whispering below, and the teacher shouted, "If you talk again, you will be fined for copying the text." The classroom immediately turned into ruins. The teacher picked up her "weapon"-chalk and threw it at the talking students. At this moment, the teacher walked off the platform, and I thought: Those students should be particularly miserable today. Miss Li gives a green sticker to everyone who is quiet and a short message to everyone who speaks.

This is our information technology teacher, Miss Li. She is like a spring breeze, silently moistening things; Like a meter of sunshine, it warms our hearts. She is the best teacher in my heart!

My cartoon composition 13 If you meet a tall man in our teaching building, wearing a pair of rectangular glasses and always smiling on his face, it must be our Chinese teacher-Miss Zhang.

However, don't be fooled by his smile. He is very cunning in class.

Because of the fifth grade, there are many more courses, and the teacher always talks for a few minutes after class. In order to convince students, Mr. Zhang always comes up with some "good" methods.

Take the last time, for example. When the bell rings, the students' legs are like loaded springs. Only when the teacher said "class dismissed" did they rush out of the classroom. However, the teacher coughed mysteriously twice and then said, "Students, let's settle an account before class is over." . You see, your math teacher delayed his last class for two minutes; It took me another three minutes to rectify the discipline; Just now another classmate stood up and didn't answer for half a minute, so this * * * is five and a half minutes, so please listen to me patiently for another five and a half minutes. "Although we cried, the knowledge that Mr. Zhang said came out of his mouth like a raging river.

This method has also been praised by teacher Zhang as: pro-teachers and students, clear accounts!

On another occasion, he smiled and said, "Today, I went to Class Two to give a lecture. His classmates listened carefully, and I was fascinated. They didn't remind me after class. " We also smiled and said, "I won't remind you!" " "The teacher promised us, but the smile on her face was a bit cunning.

This is what the teacher calls "deception".

This is our "cunning" teacher Zhang, and we should like him!

My cartoon composition 14 If you were asked to draw a cartoon for a teacher, who would you choose? Are you a Chinese teacher who always wears skirts and talks like a barrage? Is it a math teacher who smiles all day and walks like a gust of wind? Or does the PE teacher have a "trick" in class and mix with his classmates after class?

The PE teacher in our class is Miss Li. He wears shorts and a shirt all day. He is neither tall nor short, but he has a lot of muscles. He looks like a Hercules. He has a pair of bright eyes, and he can find you no matter what little tricks you do. His hair is black and shiny. And his nose which is neither too big nor too small. Because our PE teacher, Miss Li, often does exercise, he is very tanned, just like the color of a chocolate bar.

We don't have swimming lessons in spring, autumn and winter, but we just go to physical education class normally. If physical education class keeps running, there will be some people who are not afraid of "death" to challenge Miss Li, and Miss Li wins every time. In my opinion, Miss Li is like a bolt of lightning. You can run in a few seconds.

Once, in physical education class, our class, a classmate in our class was very naughty and made little moves all day. Miss Li warned him many times with her eyes, but he still did. When he made his fifth little gesture, our PE teacher changed his face and walked up to the classmate and said, "Come out in line and do push-ups." But the classmate didn't stand up, so Mr. Li pulled the classmate out. Teacher Li didn't punish him after class, but told him to correct it next time.

This is my cartoon teacher, Miss Li.

My cartoon composition 15 is another class that cannot be "peaceful".

I saw an "old man" in his fifties wearing a dark down jacket coming into the classroom, beaming and fat. Hey, stop it. It's really funny that the naked head matches the chubby figure, but it gives the students a kind and gentle feeling. He is our art teacher.

Indeed, art teachers are so easy to get close to. He not only taught us to draw, but also asked us to take out copybooks and help us write one by one in our spare time. He has a "hobby", that is, before each class, he always talks a lot of seemingly unrelated words about art, and they will last for a long time.

That day, we just came back from a lecture on constitution. He not only checked our notes, but also asked us how we felt after listening to them. He told us the knowledge of the lecture again and kept repeating the advice given by the police uncle. I wonder why the art teacher always talks about these things that have nothing to do with the classroom. Stop it, even if it is related to the class content, he will pull out a lot of extracurricular knowledge that we don't know. Sometimes, we really want to have a normal art class.

But the art teacher who paints is quite cute. He first wiped his sweaty head with a handkerchief he carried with him, then picked up the chalk and skillfully drew it on the blackboard, constantly "nagging" while drawing.

"This line is to highlight the vision and close-ups. What about this close-up? Be gentle. Well, you see, my intermittent lines show that it is far away ... "

As he spoke, he suddenly stopped, picked up a handkerchief to wipe his sweat and talked about painting skills. After talking for a long time, I picked up the chalk and continued to draw.

This is our nagging art teacher.