Collect short jokes. Use 20 points.

Football in China is different from that abroad.

Attack basically depends on walking, stopping the ball basically depends on hands, passing the ball basically depends on shouting, and defense basically depends on hugging.

1, stop the ball

Stop the ball under your feet 10 mm defender is a Brazilian player.

Stop the ball under your feet 10 cm defender is a Spanish player.

The defender who stops the ball at 10 decimeter is a German player.

The defender who stopped the ball at the foot 100 meters and forced the opposing goalkeeper to make a save was a China player.

Step 2 pass the ball

The players who can accurately make a long pass 50 meters away and find teammates on the court are British players.

The player who can make a subtle shot within five meters is Argentina.

A player who can make a short pass within 5 meters, and a defender and a striker can play a game every 50 meters, is a China player.

Step 3: shoot

The player who can shoot from 30 meters away is a German player.

The player who can play an empty goal 3 meters in front of the door through subtle cooperation is a Portuguese player.

The player who can knock over the corner flag on penalty kick is a China player.

Step 4 dribble

The player who can take the ball from his baseline to the other half is a Dutch player.

The player who can take the ball from his own baseline to the other's baseline is a Brazilian player.

It is China who can steal the ball from his players' feet and bring it into his own goal.

It is great to be able to carry the ball like Henry.

5. Ball style

The players who can applaud the referee are all European players.

The players who can scold the referee are all South American players.

All the players who can spit at the referee and chase the ball are China players.

6. Ride a bike

The player who can step on eight bicycles in a row and get a penalty is a Brazilian player.

The player who can step on three bicycles in a row and break into the penalty area for assists is a Portuguese player.

The player who can step on half a bicycle continuously and break himself into a fracture is a China player.

7. Physical quality

The player who can run for 90 minutes without changing color is a Korean player.

A player who can run for 90 minutes and is still panting is a European player.

The athlete who can run for 90 minutes and sweat profusely is a South American athlete.

The player who can walk for 90 minutes and cramp on the ground is China.

8. Speed

The player who runs faster than the ball is a Dutch player.

The athlete who can run as fast as a ball is an English athlete.

The player who can run as fast as the referee is a Maldivian.

The player who can't even outrun the referee is China.

9. Attitude

It is African players who regard football as their life.

It is European players who regard football as their job.

It is South American players who regard football as a game.

It is China players who treat football as a joke.