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Where do you want to learn the dialect most? Why?

The best dialect:

1. Suzhou dialect (The biggest feature of Suzhou dialect is "soft". Walking in the streets of Suzhou, I occasionally hear the pingtan in Suzhou dialect, as if I had come to paradise on earth)

2. Chongqing dialect (Chongqing dialect is masculine, humorous and straightforward)

3, Guangzhou dialect (Guangzhou dialect has many tones, quaint words, and a patchwork rhythm. Of course, not including vernacular)

The following candidates: Fuzhou dialect, Guiyang dialect and Shanghai dialect.

The worst dialect:

1, Beijing dialect (although Beijing dialect is very similar to Mandarin, listening to authentic Beijingers will suffer [such as the Beijing conductor on the bus], just like having charcoal in his mouth and his tongue always rolling straight, giving the impression that Beijing Youzi is wandering around the street doing nothing)

2. Northeastern dialect (as soon as you hear it, you think of the image of a farmer in Zhao Benshan, or a Northeast man who loves to play wits with Pan Changjiang. When did Dongbei dialect become synonymous with local flavor and brute force? )

3. Lanzhou dialect (nasal sound is too strong and vowels are incomplete)

The following candidates: Henan dialect, Changchun dialect and Qingdao dialect.