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I want everyone to help me think about some interesting questions at the wedding.
Question for the bride:
1. What does the groom do every day? A What to do during sex? B Be a man? C Sit (do) and eat.
2. What does the groom like best? A suffers, B eats leftovers. Every time we eat together, he always lets me eat first.
3. What habits do you hate most about the groom? A likes beautiful women.
4. When the groom wears pants, which foot will he wear first? Left foot ... male left and female right, I guess.
5. What do you like best about each other? A likes beautiful women.
Question for the groom:
1. When did you find that everyone has feelings? A Yesterday, so we got married today. B The first time I saw her sad, it was because my heart was broken.
2. What does the bride fear most? A is most afraid that I have money. B: We didn't see any mice when we were alone. I am most afraid of my cell phone ringing. D: There are too many questions at the wedding.
What do you think is the most beautiful thing about the bride? Fifty years later, her B smiles C, the second most beautiful thing is her appearance, and the most beautiful place is hidden in her body (referring to her chest).
4. When was the second time to send flowers to the bride? A after the first flower, B when I first proposed today.
5. What do brides complain about you most often? I know you like beautiful women, but don't always stare at me. Why don't you have any problems?
Funny questions at the wedding:
Let the bride and groom stand back to back, remember to separate them a little, and then the master of ceremonies asks questions and asks the bride and groom to raise their hands.
First question: Who will do the housework after marriage? Generally, they don't want to mention it. The MC can come forward and pull the groom down. What happens if you lift it? The guests burst out laughing. As for other situations, you can figure out how to deal with them yourself. )
The second question: Who is in charge of the married economy? (They are usually carried together. The MC can come forward and give the groom another hand. What will happen if you let your wife? The guests continued to laugh. Other situations are the same as above)
The third question: Who will have children after marriage? (Usually the bride lifts it alone, and the master of ceremonies asks: Can you live alone? Guest ...)
Creative game of "husband and wife work together to break through difficulties"
For example: the first obstacle, take a name: husband and wife work together to overcome the difficulties;
You can put some scattered balloons on the stage, let the husband carry his wife, and then blindfold him. Under the command of his wife, you pass the balloon position and touch the balloon, and you will be deducted one point. The first couple who pass will win.
The second obstacle: husband and wife compete for territory together. You can put several and a half newspapers at the same time, let these couples stand up at the same time, and ask them not to stand outside the newspaper. Then, see who insists on it for a long time. Because the newspaper is very small, it can only hold one foot or more, so these couples are bound to stagger up and it will be very interesting. I find it very interesting to be able to cooperate with the music and the host to pay attention to live interaction.
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