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Jokes [to make up the word count]

1. A dying man made a will to his wife: "After I die, I hope you can marry our neighbor Mr. Ed." The wife was puzzled, so he explained: "Two years ago, the cow that this bastard sold me couldn't produce milk at all. Now I want to let him taste the feeling of being cheated!"

2. Dad told Yuyu how he often went hungry when he was a child. thing. After hearing this, Yuyu had tears in his eyes: "Uh, Dad, did you come to our house because you had no food?"

3. A train was opened in a mountainous area, and farmers along the way came to watch. The last female guest had her period and she still went out of the window after changing the paper

It flew in the face of a farmer. The farmer took it off and said: "Wow! The train is so fast, even a piece of paper can be blown away." My nose is bleeding

4. My three-year-old daughter often says to me: “Dad, do you get what you sow? I said: "Yes, you will reap melons if you sow melons, and you will reap beans if you sow beans." The daughter said happily: "Then I will grow jelly. I want a lot of jelly." ”

5. The father and son had violent tempers and never let others go. One day, the father ordered his son to buy meat to entertain guests. When he returned, he met a man at the city gate who refused to give way. They stood opposite each other for half a day, and the father came running: "Good son, you take the meat back first, and I'll face you next!" ”

A joke may be just a phrase, a short story or a series of words that makes the speaker and the communicator feel funny, or...

It should be The whole book