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Several oral English expressions for going to the toilet (

In Chinese, we have many euphemisms in this respect, such as going to the toilet, being convenient, going to the bathroom, etc., and there are also many euphemisms in American English to express this meaning. If you don't know, it's easy to make jokes in communication.

1. I need to go somewhere.

Don't answer this sentence as: you can go wherever you want. Then there will be a big joke. I need to go somewhere. It means I have to go to the bathroom. When a foreigner says this, just tell him where the bathroom is.

I want to wash my hands.

Did you notice that I was going to wash my hands when you were eating with girls? The implication of this sentence is that I have to go to the toilet. In English, this sentence means I want to wash my hands. A more polite sentence for girls is that I need to powder my nose, which is a very implicit statement. I want to/need to go to (or use) the bathroom/lounge. It's a common euphemism, not as high as the above two.

I need to respond to the call of nature.

More elegantly, it is urgent to relieve oneself, so going to the toilet becomes knowing one's hands. Sometimes some older ladies will say, in this case, I need to stop. In fact, the pit stop refers to the place where the car stops to refuel and repair on the way. It seems that they must have taken solving the problem as an emergency maintenance.

We have said euphemistic expressions, and we should also know some slang and direct expressions in spoken language. These expressions often appear in some TV dramas and movies, such as I need to pee or I need to pee.