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What are the lyrics of Kunming Girl?

1, lyrics:

Kunming guniang

"buy buy to buy three or three bright girl beautiful flash.

The connotation of figure, temperament and appearance is to be nan and nan.

Whether it's Luosiwan in Zhuantang or Jinmafang.

I have to take the girl to climb the western hills. "

For a long time, Kunming has been full of beautiful women wearing hot pants in seven or eight places.

What about the low-waisted skirt and stockings? You can't remember the quantity at all.

I'm not like a rich man. You can't get rich if you have money.

Usually in the street, I only dare to be shy and pretend to be cool.

I go crazy when I see beautiful women. I just dare to think and dare not move.

After work, KFC sat down to eat 10.

It's beautiful. The boss picked them all up, and I only have steel jumps.

It's like scratching, others scratch themselves, and they become red.

You can call me stupid, but Mao says I am sick.

Take a walk in Nanping Street in the evening. This girl is so beautiful that she wants to die

The picture (line) is long and the clothes are clean.

The others are lovely and generous, all beautiful women, believe it or not.

I live a long life, a little squat.

Otherwise, I will give it back to a girl named Tiantianke Ethnic Village.

If it is true, there can be a girl in my village who will not be idle.

I must invite her to go to Keqiao Xiangyuan to cross the bridge rice noodles until she has eaten enough.

Kunming gunianghua rice noodles Huadawan

Kunming girls can talk and pay.

Kunming girls love to listen to the present situation in Kunming.

Kunming girls are simple, fashionable and kind.

Kunming gunianghua rice noodles Huadawan

Kunming girls can talk and pay.

Kunming girls love to listen to the present situation in Kunming.

Kunming girls are simple, fashionable and kind.

Real. Li (following):

Kunming girls are long, strong and cool.

Hot body, what to wear, unrestrained.

Don't miss polishing your eyes.

What is the best? Beauty flashes before your eyes at any time.

All the beautiful women in Kunming are vinegar bottles.

But experts will tell cold jokes to make you happy.

You can rest assured that you are in love with someone special.

What about Kunming? Women are absolutely good.

Old fly:

Walking through the streets of Kunming, you will find it striking.

Do you go shopping? Beautiful women wear shorts.

I’m not doing anything right now. My brothers and I ran Kejianshe Road.

Have you seen the beauty? I can't stop drooling.

Black tweed suspender high heels.

At first glance, it is either a bubble or a tycoon.

I need a phone call, but I'm afraid I will introduce you.

Forget it, I'd better go home and eat slowly (Shaobaogu Shaobaogu)

Kunming gunianghua rice noodles Huadawan

Kunming girls can talk and pay.

Kunming girls love to listen to the present situation in Kunming.

Kunming girls are simple, fashionable and kind.

Kunming gunianghua rice noodles Huadawan

Kunming girls can talk and pay.

Kunming girls love to listen to the present situation in Kunming.

Kunming girls are simple, fashionable and kind.

Double. C:

I think Kunming girls look at me like eating candied fruit.

I'm a fake, Wu Zongxian.

Be calm when I see you in the street.

Sichuan girls are spicy, and Kunming girls are unrestrained.

We Kunming girls are all very noisy.

Say a few words casually and the young man will be introverted.

Black stockings with miniskirt and high heels

Ah, Mo Jing is absolutely fine.

Come on, everyone supports Kunming girls, including outsiders.

I don't care if I'm handsome, as long as I really look like Trezeguet.

Watching monkeys in Tongshan, Keyuan is a bit old-fashioned.

Often ride a motorcycle to take girls as traffic police.

Take his girlfriend Ke Haigeng to see seagulls.

Peeking at other people's homes, woman. Watch the drain.

Kunming girls are not so funny.

Be careful to kneel on the motherboard and whip again.

Kunming gunianghua rice noodles Huadawan

Kunming girls can talk and pay.

Kunming girls love to listen to the present situation in Kunming.

Kunming girls are simple, fashionable and kind.

Kunming gunianghua rice noodles Huadawan

Kunming girls can talk and pay.

Kunming girls love to listen to the present situation in Kunming.

Kunming girls are simple, fashionable and kind.

Mao Mao:

Miss Ming may not be beautiful, but she will be a little aggressive.

But it will be cute when you smile.

She likes it. I will be there no matter what.

Including when I am bored, I will go to snail bay to play together.

Is it similar to reduce the price when shopping?

Speed up your tongue-playing with the action is like playing rap.

"Boss cheaper, I sincerely let you buy, small q dare to cheap, dare to? Dare? "

When girls eat, they will definitely eat Potato Lane.

Not only do things smell good, but handsome guys also look at them.

Want to hold her tight? Walking on the pedestrian street with your hands behind your back.

Enjoy envious eyes and sunshine every day.

I'm not Mark. I don't want too much.

She bought me a big red river when I was sad.

Seeing this Kunming girl is like drinking coke.

You can't get it in, can you? Not scum. Wow, you can't get off the anchor at all.

I am in Kunming? Girls don't like idol groups that much.

They like the original, Kunming handsome guy.

Kunming gunianghua rice noodles Huadawan

Kunming girls can talk and pay.

Kunming girls love to listen to the present situation in Kunming.

Kunming girls are simple, fashionable and kind.

Kunming gunianghua rice noodles Huadawan

Kunming girls can talk and pay.

Kunming girls love to listen to the present situation in Kunming.

Kunming girls are simple, fashionable and kind.

I can't go on, I'm tired (> _<)

2. Singer: Accor Music Union, release date: 2009- 12- 19.