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Does anyone know the origin of "Old Age Comes Hard"?
Sorry, the song "It's Hard to Come Old" was found, but the author can't be found.
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The song "It's Hard to Come Old"< /p>
2006-03-23 ??14:00:40
"Old age is difficult"
Old age is difficult, old age is difficult, I advise you not to dislike the elderly.
At first I just thought others were old, but now it’s my turn.
Thousands of hardships, all kinds of difficulties, listen to me tell it from the beginning.
It is difficult to talk to people when you are deaf, and you are offended by your deafness.
The bird's eyes are dim, as if the swim bladder is stained, and the nose tears often flow and cannot be wiped dry.
People are not sure when they are in front of them, and they often mistake Li Si for Zhang San.
Young people, you are laughing at me, saying that I am confused and pretentious.
Everyone is annoyed by relatives, friends, young and old, and everyone is disgusted by his children, grandchildren and daughter-in-law.
The teeth are falling out again, the mouth is drooling, and it is difficult to chew hard objects and swallow them whole.
I choked on a bad mouthful, and it stayed stuck in my throat for a long time.
It was so uncomfortable, the color changed, and I could see life and death in front of me.
The children and grandchildren did not bring tea, but instead said that they were always greedy.
The nose leaks, like pus, and often flows to the chest.
Everyone is tired of having tea cups and rice bowls, and it is annoying to accompany guests at the dinner table.
I have less hair, the top of my head is cold, and my head is sore due to the cool breeze.
I often wear a hat when sleeping in cold weather, and my head is covered with quilts to avoid wind drills.
Sleeping on one side, it is difficult to turn over, and the pain all over the body is unspeakable.
I couldn’t sleep, looking forward to the morning, and urinated seven or eight times a night.
Afraid of long nights, afraid of wind and cold, and often suffer from wind diseases.
Old people with lung deficiency often cough and spit out sticky phlegm.
My children all dislike us and say that I am not as slovenly as before.
How many more years do you want to live if you are not dead now?
My feet are numb and my legs are sore. It is really difficult to walk, sit and lie down.
Stretching a stick for a mile or two, getting on the Kang is like climbing Mount Tai.
He is careless and has a poor memory. He often takes the first grade of junior high school instead of the third grade of junior high school.
Remembering the past and forgetting the past is annoying.
There is no end to the sufferings of old age, but a benevolent gentleman will consider them carefully.
Don’t be dissatisfied with the elderly. How can you stay young forever?
The sun and the moon rush by to urge people to grow old, and aging is difficult for everyone.
Everyone should respect the elderly and respect their good reputation.
I saw the "Picture of an Old Man" when I was a child in the countryside. In the picture, an elder is wearing a shirt and holding a dove stick. He is kind, upright, and lifelike. If you look closely at the dense text in the margins, you will see that it is a song called "Old Age Comes Hard".
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