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Funny riddle: What is the tortoise's ass? Here are nine questions.

1. tortoise ass answer: supervision.

2. the answer to the turtle's handstand: there are regulations on it.

3. Turtle somersaults and answers: One rule after another.

There is a little turtle on the turtle's back: there are new rules on it.

5. Three turtles, the one in the middle suddenly peed. Answer: Alas, the central regulations have changed again.

6. `The mystery of the docking of two turtles: this is a rule to fart!

7. The tortoise built a house and climbed in to build it.

8. The tortoise climbed out, demolished the house and built another one. He climbed in and covered a new middle cover.

9. The tortoise climbed out to tear down the house and build it, and climbed in to build it.