A joke that immediately amused his girlfriend.

There are many jokes that make his girlfriend happy instantly. For example, Zhu has an exam, and his mother asks if Zhu has finished reading the book. Ah Zhu said, "I'm finished." The next day, my mother flew into a rage when she saw Zhu's failed paper. "How come I finished reading all the books and did so badly in the exam!" "A Ju:" Mom, what I said the other day is that I think it's over. " ?

First, I went to the barbecue yesterday and found that the meat was not cooked. I asked the boss what was going on. The boss said, "Maybe this meat has a strong desire to survive." ?

Second, the little mosquito came home from school and found his father lying motionless on the ground, but his mother was crying. The little mosquito ran anxiously to his mother's side: "Mom, mom, what's the matter?" What's wrong? " Mother mosquito looked at the little mosquito and cried even more sadly: "son, I quarreled with your father, and your father committed suicide after drinking toilet water for a while!" " " ?

Third, the wife: "Husband, I accidentally got pregnant!" Husband: "How is it possible! I have taken safety measures! " Wife: "Nonsense! Is it an accident that the child is yours? " ?

Fourth, a man telephoned: "How do you trade in the old?" Answer: "You can change any model you want, just make up the difference." Dude: "How much difference can you make for me?"

My five-year-old son once asked me what I had in my hand. I said it was a cell phone. He said why it's called a cell phone. I was busy at that time and casually sang "a chicken in my left hand and a duck in my right hand." The son showed a more puzzled expression: "Then why not call it a hand duck?" ?

6. An old man lived at an old friend's house because his daughter-in-law was in labor. The friend asked why? Answer: don't mention it! My daughter-in-law squeezed me out when she gave birth. ?

Seven, the spider said to the crab's girlfriend shrimp: "The ass is of great use. I have two pairs of vises with me all day, and I can tell at a glance that I am a laid-off worker. " Shrimp said, "No matter what, it's better than you. A weaver girl with a mouthful of flowers and intestines. " ?

Eight, the mobile phone and the phone are married! Gave birth to a son called PHS! But the mobile phone found that PHS didn't look like itself! Cell phone signal is good and handsome, PHS signal is bad and ugly! So the mobile phone and PHS went to test DNA! It turns out that PHS's father is a walkie-talkie

Nine, the supermarket was crowded with people, and suddenly the broadcast sounded: "Which parent lost a 4-year-old boy wearing a yellow plaid shirt and blue jeans, please go to the service desk to claim it immediately." I saw a tired woman next to her immediately said to the man next to her, "Go and buy some food, and someone will look after the children for us." ?

10. Aju wants to take the exam. Mother asked Aju if he had finished reading the book. Ah Zhu said, "I'm finished." The next day, my mother flew into a rage when she saw Zhu's failed paper. "How come I finished reading all the books and did so badly in the exam!" "A Ju:" Mom, what I said the other day is that I think it's over. " ?

1 1. "These shoes are good for your feet. Why didn't you find it when you tried? " "There seems to be a saying on the Internet that liquor can solve this problem. Give it a try. " "Really? How long will it take? " "Every three days is a course of treatment, and one course of treatment is not good. You should try several more courses." ?