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Four bedtime fairy tales suitable for children
The hot summer is coming, and the gazelle mother is going to take her children to the high mountain area for the summer. Gazelle thinks that there are still many friends who must be uncomfortable with the heat, so she has to invite everyone to go.
"Who wants to spend the summer with me?" As she walked, she shouted.
A little red horse ran up and said to the gazelle, "I won't go." When I sweat, I feel as cool as taking a cold bath. " It turns out that she has a lot of sweat glands. When she is hot, she sweats a lot to regulate her body temperature and prevent heatstroke, so she doesn't need to spend the summer.
The gazelle thought, I heard that the little black dog has no sweat glands. It must be unbearably hot. Go and invite her to spend the summer together. At this time, the little black dog was lying under one roof, with his mouth open and his long tongue out, panting.
"Black dog brother, this mountain area is extremely cool. Would you like to spend the summer with me? " The gazelle said to him.
"Thank you." The little black dog wagged his tail and said, "I don't have sweat glands on me, but there are many sweat glands on my tongue." I stick out my tongue and use it to sweat and regulate my body temperature. "
The gazelle said goodbye and walked to a big tree. She saw the little yellow chicken lying in the sand under the tree, holding the sand with her feet and rolling around.
"How hot you are playing on the beach!" The gazelle shook her head and said.
Little yellow chicken giggled and said, "It's so hot that I can't breathe. I am so comfortable lying on the beach. " Little yellow chicken doesn't need summer. How disappointed the gazelle is! She went into the Woods again and wanted to ask the little squirrel out.
"I don't have to go to the summer." The little squirrel jumped from branch to branch and replied, "Before summer came, I took off my thick sweater in winter and put on a thin summer dress."
Who are you going to find? The gazelle hesitated, and the little gray rabbit hurried past her. The gazelle stopped him.
Little grey rabbit shook his big ears and said, "I don't want to go to summer." In summer, I hold these two big ears, which can dissipate heat and regulate body temperature. "
Gazelle to see if there are any friends to go to the summer with her, so she had to follow her mother to the summer.
Chapter two is a bedtime fairy tale suitable for children: canned mood.
In a shop specializing in canned food, Ding Doudou saw some new products on the shelves. The names of these new products are very interesting: happy cans, mistaken cans, excited cans, confident cans, reflective cans ... "Strange, do these cans have the effect of names?" Ding Doudou bought one for each brand.
It's a pity that Ding Doudou didn't do well in the first Chinese exam today, and was severely scolded by Teacher Ye. Then I didn't do well in the math exam, and I was severely criticized by Mr. Ma, who had just been criticized by the principal. Ding Doudou became dejected and despondent, and secretly opened the "Happy Pot". Just unscrewed the bottle cap, a strange fragrance floated out. Ding Doudou tasted a little and suddenly became very happy.
As soon as the bottle cap was screwed on, I saw Teacher Ma sniffing hard: "Who is eating?" Teacher Ma opened her eyes wide and looked at everyone from the glasses frame.
"I didn't eat." In order to prevent being wronged, some students who like to eat in class usually open their mouths. Some people don't pay attention to hygiene, and their mouths stink.
"No, someone is eating." Teacher Ma has been sniffling and staring at Ding Doudou. "Ding Doudou, what are you eating?"
"No, no," Ding Doudou said in a panic. I did badly in the exam. If I am caught eating in class again, it will be a "more serious crime".
"Come out!" Teacher Ma called Ding Doudou sternly outside the corridor, lowering his voice. "Show me what you just ate. Don't try to deny it. I have already seen it. "
Ding Doudou took out the bottles and unscrewed the caps, and the fragrance was scattered again. Teacher Ma moved his mouth and kept swallowing: "I know that students will laugh at eating their meals, but I really can't help it." "If I don't taste it, I will regret it for the rest of my life. In order not to regret it all my life, I have to taste it. " Teacher Ma tasted a little and suddenly felt very happy. Just want to taste the second bite, suddenly there was a click. "Strange, it didn't rain. Where did it come from?" Teacher Ma looked at the sky, and the sun was shining.
"Teacher, it's not raining, it's our mouth watering. We want to have a taste." Noisy sounds. Teacher Ma didn't notice that everyone was squeezing at the window and the door, and everyone was licking their mouths.
"Of course, if Ding Doudou wants, I can close my eyes." Teacher Ma really closed his eyes. "If the headmaster knows and criticizes me for letting you eat at school, I will say I didn't see it."
Ding Doudou gave each student a little canned food, and everyone ate it seriously, and suddenly everyone became very happy. Teacher Ma gave a wonderful lecture in the happy class, and everyone listened carefully and happily. Everyone was fascinated when suddenly there was a scream from outside: "Oh, no, two bad guys have escaped to school!" " "Then I heard a shrill siren outside, a hurried footsteps in the corridor, and two tall figures appeared in the classroom in the blink of an eye.
"We are in class. Can we talk about it after class? " Teacher Ma said unhappily.
"Sorry, it may be too late to talk after class." The two guys said fiercely, "I'm sorry, you have been hijacked." Don't move, or don't blame us for being rude! " Teacher Ma didn't notice that both guys had guns in their hands.
Ding Doudou quietly unscrewed the lid of the jar, and a very unusual fragrance spread to come out. "What's that smell?" A guy sucked his nose so hard that he sucked all his nose hair into his stomach.
"The taste is so fragrant. If it is delicious, it will definitely be delicious." Another love kept licking her mouth, licking off a layer of skin on her lips. Lips turn red, redder than monkeys.
"Hey, who has something delicious?" A guy shook his gun. "Hurry up, or I'll swallow my tongue if I'm late."
"Just to remind you, you just said' don't move'. If we listen to you, we can't give you delicious food. " Teacher Ma whispered. She was a little scared because although her body didn't move, her mouth moved.
"Cut the crap and send it up quickly. There is no way." Cried another man.
"coming!" Ding Doudou hurried to the front of two guys with cans and bottles, scooped up two and a half spoons of cans with a small spoon and fed them into the mouths of the two guys. While feeding, I muttered to myself, "Oh, good boy, eat slowly!" " "
After eating the canned food, the attitude of the two guys changed greatly. They put away their guns and bowed respectfully to Mr. Ma: "I'm sorry, teacher, you are frightened." We shouldn't disturb your class. " Then he bowed to everyone seriously: "Sorry, classmates, we shouldn't scare everyone." When an uncle does something wrong, he will immediately correct his mistake. The uncle who corrects his mistakes is a good uncle, right? "
At this time, the police also rushed into the classroom and saw that the two guys were so humble and dumbfounded. Ding Doudou raised his hand and said, "Because they just ate canned food by mistake."
"It's great to be happy after eating' happy canned food' and realize your mistake immediately after eating' wrong canned food'!" Teacher Ma was very excited.
"Excuse me, is there a' happy can' that your teacher just said?" The police are also very excited. "I want to buy some. Sorry, the price can't be too expensive. I can't afford it. "
"You have worked hard all day, and you should be happy after work. You don't have to buy it I'll give you some. " Ding Doudou took out the happy cans and distributed them to every policeman.
Three bedtime fairy tales suitable for children: pigs with colds
When winter comes, the panda teacher tells the children to pay attention to prevent colds when exercising. If the vest is wet with sweat, be sure to dry it immediately, and then separate it with a dry towel.
"Do you remember?" Teacher panda asks everyone. The cat, the dog and the lamb all said they remembered, but the pig said, "I don't care!" " I am so strong, how can I catch a cold? "
On Sunday, piggy, kitten, puppy and lamb go climbing together. The pig was so fat that he soon ran full head and sweated, and his vest was soaked. The kitten said to the pig with concern, "your vest is soaked." Let me put a towel on you, or you will catch a cold. "
Piglet said casually, "It doesn't matter, I am strong." No matter how you persuade him, the pig won't put a towel on it. The pig sneezed all the time while eating. His mother asked him, "Honey, do you have a cold?"
The pig said, "How can it be? I am so strong. " It's time for bed. The pig kept coughing, turned red and became listless. Mother touched the pig's forehead: "It's so hot!" " Baby, you must have caught a cold! "She hurried to the hospital with a little pig on her back.
Arriving at the hospital, the monkey doctor on duty immediately took the pig's temperature. He told the mother pig, "Your child has a cold and fever, so he needs an injection to reduce the fever first."
"yes! You should give my baby an injection quickly. "
Piggy's mother almost cried with anxiety. The injection hurts! The little pig was in tears, but he was afraid to cry. Maybe he knows that he shouldn't disobey the panda teacher. He is embarrassed.
After the injection, the monkey doctor prescribed medicine for the pig and whispered what happened to the pig. Piggy said weakly, "I went climbing today and my vest was soaked." I thought I was strong, so I left it alone. "
After listening to the pig, the monkey doctor said seriously, "Do you know? It's easy to catch a cold when the vest is wet. Remember in the future, when the vest is wet, you must quickly dry the sweat, then separate the vest with a dry towel or put on dry clothes. Otherwise you will catch a cold. "
Piglet said shyly, "I know what to do in the future."
Four bedtime fairy tales suitable for children: two poor tadpoles
On the green hillside, there is a big bare stone.
One day it rained heavily, and there was water in a place on the rock, like a shallow pond. In this pond, two tadpoles suddenly came, twisting their bodies and wagging their tails, swimming over and over again.
"Little thing, is this where you play?"
Who's talking? Two tadpoles were startled. Ah, this is the big stone. It is very old, so we have to call him the father of rocks.
"Little thing, why did you come to me?"
"We," the two tadpoles replied in unison, "I was brought by my little round-faced brother. He likes us so much that he will support us and watch us become big frogs. "
"Oh, little brother will keep you by my side?"
"No, no!" A tadpole said, "He put us in a small glass bottle. He accidentally broke it, so he had to let us stay with you for a while ... "
Another tadpole scrambled to say, "My little brother is coming to pick us up. He will get a beautiful cup and put aquatic plants in it for us to live in. "
"Well, that's right." St. Roque looked up at the sun in the sky. "But, after a while, the sun will dry this water. Your little brother must come quickly. "
My little brother didn't come, but a little dog came. The puppy is thirsty. He stuck out his tongue when he saw a shallow pond on a big stone.
"No, no! You can't drink the water here. " Santa Roque shouted.
The dog saw two tadpoles in the small pond and stopped drinking water. It said to the tadpole, "Ah, this water will soon be dry." . Let me take you down the mountain! "
"No, my brother said he would pick us up. We will wait for him here. "
The puppy nodded and ran down the hill. There is enough water for him to drink in the river.
The sun is getting stronger and stronger, and the water is getting hotter. The tadpole was uncomfortable all over and had to wriggle.
The old rock man was really worried when he saw them like this. At this moment, a duckling happened to pass by him. He quickly stopped the duckling: "Duckling, do me a favor and send the tadpole down the hillside."
"good!" The duckling said, "I'm going to take a bath in the river." I want it. "
But the tadpole doesn't want to. A tadpole said, "My little brother said he would come!" " "Another tadpole said," Yes, if my little brother comes and can't find us, how sad he will be! " "
"What a pair of little fools!" The duckling sighed and waddled away.
The water in the small pond is getting hotter and hotter and less and less. The tadpole clung to the old man's body, motionless.
"Do you think the little brother is looking for a cup or fishing for aquatic plants?" A tadpole said softly.
"He must be walking on the road, holding a beautiful cup and holding a cool spring. The water is so clear and sweet! " Another tadpole wants to look up, but can't move.
The hillside was quiet and there was no one there.
It's almost noon, and the sun is still shining! The water in the small pond has dried up. The old rock man felt terrible and kept sighing. The tadpole felt as if he were on fire, and soon he knew nothing.
After a long time, a round-faced little brother really came up with a beautiful cup, which contained clear spring water and many aquatic plants. But instead of running to the big stone, he caught the tadpole by a small river under the hillside.
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